BULLY BOY PRESS - BLACKBURN, ENGLAND
THIS JUST IN!
CONDI SLAMS BULLY!
IN ENGLAND TODAY, SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE DUSTED OFF HER POETRY SKILLS DESPITE HAVING ONLY 2 THINGS ON HER MIND: SALAMI AND THE THREE-YEAR-OLD DEFENSE.
WITH REGARDS TO SALAMI, SECRETARY OF STATE RICE WAS APPARENTLY HUNGRY.
THE THREE-YEAR-OLD DEFENSE IS ONE THAT PARENTS ACROSS THE GLOBE ARE FAMILIAR WITH:
"I DIDN'T DO IT. BUT IT YOU CAN PROVE THAT I DID, IT DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS MY FAULT!
AS A FOLLOW UP TO HER DIPLOMATIC STRATEGY OF NAH-NAH-NAH-NO-ONE-LIKES-YOU! STRATEGY, IT IS BECOMING OBVIOUSLY CLEAR THAT EVERYTHING CONDI RICE KNOWS SHE LEARNED IN KINDERGARDEN, TRULY EVERYTHING. AND NOTHING BUT. SO HELP HER, BULLY.
THE DAY STARTED OUT NICELY ENOUGH WITH CONDI IN THE MIDST OF SHARING HER LATEST STAB AT FREE VERSE:
BUT THE CROWD REFUSED TO INDULGE HER HOBBY OR HER EGO. AS QUESTIONS WERE SHOUTED OUT TO HER, IT WAS AS THOUGH SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY HUNDREDS OF HELEN THOMASES.
RESPONDING TO A QUESTION OF WHETHER OR NOT THOSE IN DC HAD LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THE "MISTAKES OVER THE PAST THREE YEARS,"
CONDI SNAPPED BACK THAT YOU WOULD HAVE TO UNLESS YOU WERE "BRAIN-DEAD."
REALIZING HER MISTAKE, CONDI GASPED, "OH MY BULLY!" AND CROSSED HERSELF TWICE BUT WORD FROM DC WAS THAT BULLY BOY WAS NOT IN A FORGIVING MOMENT.
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