BULLY BOY PRESS -- DC.& KANSAS.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY'S WET NURSE LETS HIM DOWN!
IN KANSAS, INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-A-LIKE AND ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES SOUGHT OUT A NEW IDENTITY: "NET NANNY!"
SAID THE BULLY BOY'S FORMER WET NURSE, "IT IS A WRENCHING REALITY THAT, EVERY DAY, CHILDREN ARE SEXUALLY SOLICITED ONLINE. EVERY DAY. EVERY DAY . . . EVERY DAY . . . EVERY DAY . . ."
THE NATIONAL NET NANNY WOULD RATHER TALK THAT ("EVERY DAY") THEN ADDRESS THE FACT THAT "INTERNATIONAL TERRORIST LUIS POSADA CARRILES COULD BE FREED WITHIN A MONTH IN THE UNITED STATES" THANKS TO GONZALES REFUSE TO CALL THOSE WHO PLAN TO AN AIRLINE EXPLOSION 'TERRORISTS'.
TOO BUSY PLAYING NET NANNY TO REVIEW ALL THE TRANSCRIPTS FROM THE ILLEGAL SPYING ON AMERICAN CITIZENS, GONZALES LEFT BULLY BOY HIGH AND DRY.
ONE MINUTE HE WAS STRUTTING AND CROWING THROUGH CONGRESS ABOUT HOW HE "WILL RESIST ANY BILL THAT DOES NOT ENABLE THIS PROGRAM TO GO FORWARD WITH LEGAL CLAIRTY."
THE NEXT?
G.O.P. SMACKDOWN.
SUCKERED PUNCH BY COLIN POWELL!
POWELL OPPOSES "THE PART OF THE PROPOSAL THAT WOULD AMEND THE INTERPRETATION OF ARTICLE III OF THE GENEVA CONVENTIONS" AND WROTE DOWN HIS OPPOSITION IN A LETTER TO JOHN MCCAIN.
MEAN GIRL BULLY BOY'S RESPONSE?
"THERE'S ALL KINDS OF LETTERS COMING OUT," HE SNIPED. "IF I EVER LEARN HOW TO READ I MIGHT CARE ABOUT SOME OF THEM."
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