BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
ALL HAIL THE SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE READING LEADER!
BULLY BOY HAD HIS PHYSICAL AND CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE ANY OTHER YOUNG TEENAGE GIRL FLIPPING THROUGH THE PAGES OF SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE, LOOKING FOR DIET TIPS AND ENJOYING "ROCK YOUR BODY" AND "STYLE COUNCIL."
IGNORING THE GOOD NEWS, BULLY BOY COULD ONLY FOCUS ON ONE THING: "THOSE EXTRA FIVE POUNDS!"
"PROBABLY ATE TOO MANY BIRTHDAY CAKES," HE MUTTERED CHECKING HIMSELF OUT IN THE MIRROR.
IN ATTEMPT AT DAMAGE CONTROL, WHITE HOUSE MOUTH PIECE TONY SNOW WAS RUSHED OUT TO DO A SONG AND DANCE BUT ENDED UP SOUNDING LIKE BULLWINKLE PRAISING FEARLESS LEADER: "HE'S STILL HEALTHIER THAN WE ARE."
POSSIBLY, BUT HE'S STILL A PUDGY GIRL. BULLY BOY WAS LAST HEARD BEGGING DAUGHTERS JENNA AND BARBARA TO TAKE HIM TO SEE JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE, SAYING "IT LOOKS SO, SO GOOD!!!! I LOVED MEAN GIRLS AND THIS LIKE HAS THE SAME KIND OF VIBE!!!!"
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"Israel acting in self-defense? (I didn't say that, Krugman did)"
"Mainly a magazine report"
"Kat's visit"
"Riding the bus"
"Back and Iraq"
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