Tuesday, September 19, 2006

THIS JUST IN! GONZALES STILL PRYING!

 
THIS JUST IN!
 
GONZALES STILL PRYING!
 
APPEARING BEFORE CONGRESS TODAY,  INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-A-LIKE AND ATTORNEY GENERAL ALBERTO GONZALES STATED INTERNET RECORDS MUST BE PRESERVED BECAUSE HE GETS HIS JOLLIES SPYING. 
 
THEN HE JUSTIFIED BY CITING KIDDIE PORN.
 
 
THE NATION OUGHT TO WORRY.
 
 
 
 
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