Thursday, February 23, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY ADDRESSES THE ISSUE OF THE PORTS

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
TODAY BULLY BOY HELD A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ADDRESS A CONCERN RAGING THE NATION.
 
"EVERYONE IS FOCUSED ON THE PORTS.  EVERY WHERE I GO IT IS 'THE PORTS' THIS OR 'THE PORTS' THAT.  PEOPLE THE PORTS IS ALWAYS WITH US.  WHENEVER YOU WANT, YOU CAN DO THEM GOOD.  BUT, PAY ATTENTION BILL FRIST, YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE ME."
 
"LOSING A JOB IS TRAUMATIC," BULLY BOY SAID.  "ASK MY FATHER.  IT'S DIFFICULT.  IT PUTS A STRAIN ON OUR FAMILIES.  BUT YOUNGER INDIANS ARE AQUIRING A TASTE FOR PIZZA FROM DOMINO'S.  THANK YOU."
 
"WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS HE TALKING ABOUT?"  HELEN THOMAS, DEAN OF THE DC PRESS CORPS, WONDERED.
 
"SHUT IT, HELEN!" SNAPPED A SOBBING ELIZABETH BUMILLER OF THE NEW YORK TIMES, "HE IS INSPIRATIONAL!  SIMPLY INSPIRATIONAL!"
 
 
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