BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY SUPPORTS AFFORDABLE HOUSING FOR ALL!
FACILITIES ARE BEING BUILT TO HOUSE AMERICANS AT LOW COST.
THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALL THE INFORMATION ON YOU NEEDED!
AND THEN SOME!
SAID WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTT MCCLELLAN, "WE ARE QUITE PLEASED WITH OUR GUANTANAMO DIVISION AND ARE LOOKING TO BUILD MORE THROUGHOUT THE UNITED STATES."
AT THIS POINT, NBC FACE & HAND MODEL DAVID GREGORY INTERRUPTED TO ONCE AGAIN PLEAD FORGIVENESS FOR QUESTIONING LAST WEEK.
"PLEASE, SIR MCCLELLAN, PLEASE!" GREGORY BEGAN WHINING, "I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE. I THINK IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE FOR ME TO LOSE MY COOL WITH THE PRESS SECRETARY REPRESENTING THE PRESIDENT."
HELEN THOMAS WAS HEARD TO SIGH AND WONDER, "AM I THE LAST UNEMBEDDED REPORTER IN DC?"
"YES, YOU ARE!" EXCLAIMED SCOTT MCCLELLAN, "WHICH IS WHY WE'LL BE NAMING ONE OF THE FACILITIES 'THE HELEN THOMAS DORM: FOR THOSE WHO COULDN'T KEEP THEIR YAPS CLOSED'. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?"
AS THOMAS CONSIDERED HER RESPONSE, THE NEW YORK TIMES NEIL A. LEWIS WAS SEEN FLYING OUT OF THE ROOM SCREAMING "I'VE GOT MY STORY! I'VE GOT ALL THE FACTS NEEDED TO WRITE A P.R. RELEASE! OUT OF MY WAY! OUT OF MY WAY!"
Related: "NYT: One sided 'reporting' (Neil A. Lewis)"
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