BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
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BULLY BOY SPEAKS TO FREEDOM.
TODAY BULLY BOY ADDRESSED THE AMERICAN LEGION CAUSING DC. PRESS CORPS DEAN HELEN THOMAS TO WONDER, "HAVEN'T THE VETERANS SUFFERED ENOUGH?"
BULLY BOY DECLARED THAT "ONE OF THE CLEAR LESSONS OF SEPTEMBER THE 11TH IS THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA MUST CONFRONT THREATS BEFORE THEY FULLY MATERIALIZE. AFTER SEPTEMBER THE 11TH, I LOOKED AT THE WORLD AND SAW A CLEAR THREAT IN SADDAM HUSSEIN. DICK?"
AT THIS POINT VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY JOINED BULLY BOY AT THE PODIUM. HE HANDED BULLY BOY AN ENVELOPE WHICH THE MISLEADER HELD TO HIS HEAD.
"SOMEWHERE IN QUEENS, HOWARD AND JANE JOHNSON ARE EXPECTING A SON. IT WILL BE A BOY. HIS NAME WILL BE BILLY. HE IS A THREAT TO ME. US MARSHALLS ARE NOW BEING DISPATCHED TO THE RESIDENCE OF HOWARD AND JANE JOHNSON."
AS THE NEW YORK TIMES ELISABETH BUMILLER AND THE DAVIDS APPLAUDED, BULLY BOY OPENED THE ENVELOPE.
SHAKING IT HE STARED INSIDE.
"DICK, IT'S EMPTY."
LAUGHING VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY REPLIED, "IT'S NOT EMPTY BULLY, IT'S AN ALBERTO GONZALES WARRANT!'
AMIDST MUCH BACK SLAPPING AND GAIETY, BULLY BOY DECLARED, "FREEDOM IS ON THE MARCH AND WE INTEND TO SEND IT RUNNING. THANK YOU, THANK YOU."
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