BULLY BOY PRESS -- DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY AND DICK CHENEY'S FILM BROKEDOWN DEMOCRACY DOING RECORD BUSINESS AND WINNING AWARDS, HEADLINES AND POSSIBLE CONGRESSIONAL PROBES.
THE NEW REPUBLICAN WRITES:
INTENSELY GIFTED! A STORY FOR THE AGES! TALE OF TWO MEN'S PASSIONS FOR S&M, DESTRUCTION, VOYERISM AND ONE ANOTHER! TAKE THE CHILDREN TO BROKEDOWN DEMOCRACY TO SHOW THEM THE WORLD THEY WILL BE LIVING IN! GRAPHIC FOOTAGE HANDLED IN A DELICATE MANNER. BULLY BOY IS ALL WINNER AS TOP DOG! WE COULD USE MORE DICK; HOWEVER, WHEN DICK POPS UP, MAGIC IS ONSCREEN.
THE RECENT SHOOTING OF HARRY WHITTINGTON BY VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY IS BEING EXPLAINED BY MARY MATALIN AS 'HE WANTS TO BE HOLLYWOOD'S NEW BAD BOY. CHRISTIAN SLATER CAN'T GRAB ALL THE HEADLINES."
DC.'S BAD BOY IS MOUNTING A MASSIVE WRITE IN CAMPAIGN FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR. VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY TOLD THE PRESS CORP TODAY, "IF HOLLYWOOD THINKS THEY CAN DO TO ME WHAT THEY DID TO CHER WITH MASK, THEY BETTER GET READY FOR MY OSCAR NIGHT OUTFIT!"
REPORTEDLY, JACK ABRAMOFF IS DESIGNING VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY'S OSCAR NIGHT OUTFIT WHICH WILL INCLUDE STRATEGICALLY PLACED FEATHERS AND DOLLAR BILLS.
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