BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY PULLS BOLTEN SWITCH!
WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF ANDREW CARD - GONE. JOSHUA BOLTON IS THE NEW CHIEF OF STAFF.
WITH BULLY BOY'S POLL NUMBERS STUCK IN THE LOW NUMBERS, 37%, BULLY BOY HOPES THAT HE WILL BE ABLE TO MOVE THE ATTENTION AWAY FROM HIS OWN DISMAL PERFORMANCE AND ONTO A SHINY NEW LAP DOG.
WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTTY MCCLELLEN WHIMPERED, "ALL OF US SERVE AT THE PLEASURE OF THE PRESIDENT."
OTHER PETS WEREN'T SO WHIPPED.
"NOBODY'S DECLAWED ME!" HISSED DONALD RUMSFELD. "THEY START COMING OFF THE DON-MAN, I'LL SCRATCH THEIR EYES OUT."
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