BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY SWITCHES FOCUS!
"NO ONE SHOULD PLAY ON PEOPLE'S FEARS OR --" BULLY BOY BEGAN BEFORE BURSTING OUT INTO SOBS OF LAUGHTER.
"SORRY, SORRY," HE SAID CATCHING HIS BREATH. "I DON'T WRITE THIS STUFF, I JUST GET UP HERE AND READ IT."
CLEARING HIS THROAT, BULLY BOY SAID, "AMERICA IS A NATION OF IMAGINATIONS, AND WE'RE ALSO A NATION OF LAWS, AND OUR IMAGINATION LAWS ARE IN NEED OF REFORM."
BULLY BOY IS CALLING FOR "COMPREHENSIVE IMAGINATION REFORM." LARGELY BECAUSE HE MEANT TO SAY "IMMIGRATION" AND NO ONE WANTED TO CORRECT HIM AFTER THE FACT.
SAID INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK ALIKE WINNER ALBERTO GONZALES, WHO HOBBIES AS UNITED STATES ATTORNEY GENERAL, "WELL WE ARE STUCK WITH IT NOW. BUT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IMAGINATION IS JUST A HOP, SKIP AND RENDENTION AWAY FROM TERRORISM."
ALSO SOUNDING AN UPBEAT NOTE WAS ORIGINAL GANGSTER DICK CHENEY WHO, WHILE PROMOTING HIS NEW CD THE BULLIES AND THE TYRANTS ON TRL, DECLARED, "ABSOLUTELY WE NEED TO POLICE IMAGINATION. THE CIA HAS LEARNED THAT SADDAM HUSSEIN HAD WEAPONS OF MASS IMAGINATION. WEAPONS OF MASS IMAGINATION ARE A THREAT TO YOU AND TO ME. IMAGINARY ANTHRAX CAN BE JUST AS DEADLY AS THE REAL THING. AN IMAGINATION CAN BE DEADLY. WORD TO THE FUHRER! I'M OUTTA' HERE!
YOU MUTHAS! WAR OUT!"
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