Thursday, March 02, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY RETURNING TO THE USA WITH A "PLAN"!

BULLY BOY PRESS - NEW DELHI
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY WOUND DOWN THE FIRST LEG OF HIS BULLYING THE GLOBE WORLD TOUR TODAY AND THE RECEPTION WAS QUITE VOCAL.
 
AT A FINAL OFFICIAL CEREMONY, BEHIND THE SMILES AND HAND SHAKES BETWEEN BULLY BOY AND INDIAN PRIME MINISTER MANMOHAN SINGH, TENSIONS WERE EVIDENT AS BULLY BOY CONTINUED TO SPREAD DEMOCRACY THROUGH THE WORLD BY WEAPONIZING WITH NUKES.
 
BULLY BOY INSISTED UPON REPEATEDLY REQUESTING THAT SINGH SING "TYRONE."
 
"COME ON,"  BULLY BOY INSISTED, "THINK I BETTER CALL TYRONE . . ."
 
PRIME MINISTER SINGH WAS HEARD TO ASK,  "WHO IS THIS 'ERYKA BADU' AND WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING ME THAT?"
 
TAKING QUESTIONS FROM HIS FAN CLUB, AKA THE TRAVELING DC PRESS CORPS, BULLY BOY INSISTED THAT "I'M A BIG FAN.  I'M GLAD TO COME TO THE HIP-HOP NATION AND I LOOK FORWARD TO MORE VISITS SO I CAN MEET SNICKERS AND LONG ISLAND ICED-T AS WELL."
 
CONDI RICE INSISTED THAT THE PRESS AVOID THE ISSUE AND EXPLAINED THAT BULLY BOY HAD CALLED HER "MRS. HUXTABLE" THROUGHOUT THE FIRST FOUR YEARS "AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE LOVES ME ANY LESS!"
 
EXPLAINING WHY HE WAS EAGER TO ARM ONE NATION WITH NUKES WHILE HE FRETS OVER THE ALLEGED NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES OF OTHER NATIONS, BULLY BOY EXPLAINED,  "I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT FENCES MAKE FOR GOOD NEIGHBORS.  AND I THINK GOOD NEIGHBORS BORROW A CUP OF NUKES FROM ONE ANOTHER ON THOSE ROUGH MORNINGS WHERE YOU'RE DRAGGING."
 
WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE ISSUE OF THE PORTS, BULLY BOY SIGHED LOUDLY.
 
"I HAVE A PLAN,"  BULLY BOY EXPLAINED.  "MY ECONOMIC CHOICES ARE A PLAN.  AND MY PLAN IS A PLAN.  MY PLAN IS GOOD FOR THE RICH AND THE PORTS.  A PORT MAN WORKING AT MCDONALDS WILL GET TAX RELIEF UNDER MY PLAN.  IT IS A GOOD PLAN.  IT IS A STRONG PLAN.  IT IS A PLAN.  RICH OR PORT, ALL BENEFIT FROM MY PLAN."
 
THE LAST FUNCTIONING PRESS MEMBER IN THE POOL,  HELEN THOMAS, ASKED BULLY BOY IF HE COULD "EXPLAIN THIS PLAN?"
 
"HELEN, WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?"  ASKED BULLY BOY.  "I JUST DID.  IT IS A PLAN.  A PLAN FOR RICH AND FOR PORT.  PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TRUST ME ON THIS.  I JUMPED INTO ACTION TO ADDRES THE PROBLEMS OF HURRICANE KATRINA AND I CAN HANDLE THE PROBLEM OF THE PORTS."
 
 
 
 
 
 

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