BULLY BOY PRESS - ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN.
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AS THE BULLYING THE GLOBE WORLD TOUR 2006 WINDS DOWN, BULLY BOY DREW CROWDS IN PAKISTAN.
WHEN ONE REPORTER, HELEN THOMAS, HAD THE NERVE TO ASK HIM WHAT HE THOUGHT OF THE MASSIVE PROTESTS THAT WERE GREETING HIM IN PAKISTAN, THE SPOKESMODELS AND COVER BOYS IN THE DC PRESS TURNED NASTY.
BULLY BOY WAITED FOR THE MINI-TSUNAMI TO DIE DOWN BEFORE RESPONDING TO THE QUESTION.
"HELEN," BULLY BOY BEGAN, "WHEN PEOPLE ARE ILL, THEY ARE GROUCHY. WE'RE DEALING WITH A NATION OF PEOPLE SUFFERING FROM PAKISTAN'S DISEASE. I'VE DEALT WITH AIDS. I'VE CURED IT. NOW --"
"YOU HAVEN'T CURED AIDS," MS. THOMAS RESPONDED.
"YES, I HAVE. AND I WILL CURE PAKISTAN'S DISEASE. I WILL CURE CANCER AND I WILL CURE WORLD HUNGER. WELL MAYBE NOT ALL THE WAY BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES A FATTY. IN FACT, I KEEP TELLING SCOTTY TO DROP A FEW POUNDS. NEXT QUESTION?"
WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTT MCCLELLAN LATER EXPLAINED THAT BULLY BOY WAS SAYING "PARKINSON'S DISEASE" BUT "WITH THAT TEXAN ACCENT OF HIS, PEOPLE GET CONFUSED. IT'S A MANLY ACCENT, DON'T YOU THINK?"
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