Thursday, June 29, 2006

THIS JUST IN! CONDI TRIES OUT THE NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY

 
THIS JUST IN!
 
 
INSPIRED BY THE NAH-NAH SISTERHOOD, CONDI RICE DECIDED TO PRACTICE HER OWN VERSION OF NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY WINNING SHOUTS OF "YOU GO, GIRL!" FROM MAD MADDY ALBRIGHT.
 
DROPPING THE TITLE OF SECRETARY OF STATE, CONDI WENT WITH "HOLLA BACK GIRL!" AS SHE DROPPED THE BOMB ON RUSSIA'S SERGEI LAVROV.
 
FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV AND HOLLA BACK GIRL CONDI HAD A THROW DOWN BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BUT FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE MIKES. 
 
EMERGING TO FACE THE CROWDS WITH HER USUAL PHONEY SMILE AND CLENCHED FISTS, HOLLA BACK LISTENED WHILE LAVROV SPOKE OF THE CHANGES HE HAD WITNESSED IN THE UNITED STATES SINCE FIRST VISITING IN 1979.
 
SOMEBODY CALL THE PO-PO COZ CONDI WAS FLASHING ATTITUDE.
 
"SO WHEN DID YOU GO AND WHERE DID YOU GO IN THE UNITED STATES IN 1979 THAT YOU SAW SO MUCH CHANGE?"  ASKED HOLLA BACK DOING THE NECK AND HEAD COMBO MADE FAMOUS BY MANY IN THE AUDIENCE OF A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
 
NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY, MAKING THE WORLD A LITTLE WORSE FOR ALL OF US.
 
 


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