BULLY BOY PRESS - MEMPHIS.
THIS JUST IN!
WHERE THERE IS GREED, THERE IS BULLY BOY!
LIKE THE DEVIL WHO WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, BULLY BOY WENT DOWN TO GRACELAND AND PROVED THE BULLY IS ALIVE EVEN IF THE KING DIED.
MAKING NICE WITH BULLY BOY AND JAPAN'S OUTGOING PRIME MINISTER
JUNICHIRO KOIZUMI WERE ELVIS' DAUGHTER LISA MARIE -- WHO TRADED HUMANITY FOR PROFESSIONAL FREAK IN HER 'MARRIAGE' TO MICHAEL JACKSON -- AND HIS FORMER CHILD BRIDE PRISCILLA PRESLEY -- WHO IS A LIVING, BREATHING EXAMPLE OF EVERY JOKE EVER CRACKED ON CHER.
WHAT'S NOT TRUE OF CHER, BUT EASILY REPEATED, IS TRUE OF PRESLEY WHO NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN RACE DUE TO A RED-PINK HAIR COLOR THAT APPEARS TO HAVE BLED INTO HER SCALP AND OLD LADY CHIN DESPITE OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO DEFY WRINKLES.
REMEMBERING HER CROSS, BUT POSSIBLY FORGETTING HER BRA, AT 61 SHE CONTINUES TO DEMONSTRATE THAT SHE IS THE WOMAN WHO LEFT ELVIS -- NOT THE WOMAN WHO LOVES HIM.
IN YET ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO CHURN OUT A FEW MORE BUCKS FOR THE ESTATE, PRESLEY SHUCKED AND JIVED WITH THE BULLY BOY AND POCKETED A NICE SUM OF MOOLA IN THE PROCESS.
IF THE REALLY BAD ATTEMPTS OF THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER TO SING SOME OF THE MOST OBVIOUS HITS OF ELVIS PRESLEY WEREN'T INSULTING ENOUGH, THERE WAS ELVIS' MONEY GRUBBING EX-WIFE AND DAUGHTER, GIGGLING.
THE KING IS DEAD. THE BUZZARDS CONTINUE TO PICK THE CORPSE CLEAN. BULLY BOY GRINS.
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