BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY LAND TO REDRAW BORDERS!
WITH THE NEW COLONIAL OUTPOST CONTINUING TO STRUGGLE, BULLY BOY LOOKS INWARD AND NOT OUTWARD.
JUST HOURS AGO, THE SUPREME COURT RULED IN BULLY BOY'S FAVOR FOR WHAT MAY BE HIS GRANDEST SCAM: REDISTRICTING.
WITH THE COURT UPHOLDING "MOST OF THE PRO-REPUBLICAN TEXAS CONGRESSIONAL MAP," PHASE II IS NOW READIED.
FROM HIS PLAY-RANCH IN CRAWFORD, BULLY BOY IS EXPECTED TO SPEND MOST OF HIS AUGUST VACATION REDRAWING BORDERS SO THAT TEXAS, SOON TO BE RENAMED "BULLY BOY LAND," WILL, VIA REDISTRICTING, SHORTLY EXTEND: CALIFORNIA TO FLORIDA, FROM TEXAS TO MICHIGAN, FROM ALASKA TO HAWAII -- UNTIL THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS PART OF THE SOON TO BE RENAMED STATE OF "BULLY BOY LAND."
WITH ONLY 1 STATE TO DEAL WITH, BULLY BOY EXPECTS CONGRESS TO BE MUCH MORE WILLING TO TAKE ORDERS FROM HIM. THE SENATE WILL NOW HAVE 2 MEMBERS AND VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WILL CONTINUE TO HOLD THE TIE BREAKING VOTE. ALBERTO GONZALES WILL BE SKIPPING THE SEMI-FINALS OF THE NEXT BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST AS HE EXPLORES HOW TO REDUCE THE HOUSE OF REPRESENATIVES DOWN TO 1 MEMBER ONLY.
BIG OIL HAS TOLD THEM THEY CAN LIVE WITH 3 BUT WOULD PREFER TO CUT EXPENSES BY ONLY SUBSIDIZING 1 MEMBER OF THE HOUSE.
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