THIS JUST IN!
SICFUCS DECLARE LOVE FOR CONDI!
MUST CREDIT CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & BULLY BOY PRESS.
THIS JUST IN!
AFTER THE ASSOCIATED PRESS REPORTED ON THE "CONDINISTAS" AND HOW THEY WERE VARIOUS INDIVIDUALS IN SPLINTER GROUPS, THEY HAVE COME TOGETHER, ONE ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL, TOM ZUNIGA (NO RELATION TO DAPHNE), DECIDED TO USE SOME "PEOPLE-POWER AND A LITTLE NET-ROOTS TO HOLD AN ONLINE CONVENTION."
"WE'RE GOING TO DRAFT SECRETARY RICE TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2008," HE EXPLAINED. "THE OLD MODELS ARE OUT OF DATE. WE HAVE THE POWER! WE WILL STORM THE GATES! WE WILL FLUSH THE TOILETS!"
ASKED WHAT THE UNIFYING NAME FOR THE VARIOUS GROUPS WERE, ZUNIGA REPLIED, "WE LISTED SOME OF HER QUALITIES AND CAME UP WITH THE NAME."
"S(HE) I(S) C(ONDI) F(ORMIDABLE) U(NINHIBITED) C(ONDI) S(UPREME)," HE SAID TAKING A BIG BREATH. "OR JUST SICFUCS FOR SHORT."
"SICFUCS?"
"YES," HE REPLIED. "WE ARE SICFUCS."
AT LEAST THEY ARE HONEST.
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