Wednesday, July 05, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY BRAGS THAT HE'S CURBED THE PRESS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY BRAGS THAT HE'S CURBED THE PRESS!

AN INSIDE SOURCE WHO LEFT THE EMPLOYMENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE A SHORT TIME AGO BUT CONTINUES TO HANG AROUND "BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO" TELLS BULLY BOY PRESS THAT THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES IS QUITE PLEASED THAT HE'S "WHIPPED THE PRESS INTO LINE."

THE INSIDE SOURCE 'NOT SO DEEP THROAT BUT I DO SWALLOW' TELLS BULLY BOY PRESS THAT THE BULLY BOY CAN BE "VERY MASTERFUL" AND VERY "COMMANDING" WHICH DID MAKE BULLY BOY PRESS QUESTION THE SOURCE'S SANITY.

HOWEVER, 'NOT SO DEEP THROAT BUT I DO SWALLOW' SAYS THAT THE BULLY BOY, VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY AND SECRETARY OF HOLLA' BACK CONDI RICE ARE GIDDY WITH GLEE OVER THE FACT THAT THE LATEST NSA SPYING STORY HAS BEEN LARGELY KEPT UNDER WRAPS.

THUS FAR, AMONG THE FEW PICKING UP ON IT.

AS MOST WILL REMEMBER, WHEN THE ILLEGAL N.S.A. WARRANTLESS SPYING ON AMERICANS OPERATION WAS 1ST EXPOSED, THE BULLY BOY SAID THIS WAS NECESSARY BECAUSE OF 9/11. THE LATEST REVELATIONS REVEAL OTHERWISE.

THE PROGRAM WAS PLANNED IN 2000. THE OPERATION BEGAN IN FEBRUARY 2001, SHORTLY AFTER THE BULLY BOY WAS INSTALLED BY THE SUPREME COURT AND 7 MONTHS BEFORE 9/11. 7 MONTHS BEFORE 9/11.

'NOT SO DEEP THROAT BUT I DO SWALLOW' TELLS BULLY BOY PRESS THAT HE IS THRILLED THE BLOOMBERG STORY HAS GOTTEN SO LITTLE ATTENTION AND IS BRAGGING THAT HE "SHOWED THE PRESS WHO'S THEIR DADDY!" BULLY BOY THEN STOOD IN PROFILE, ACCORDING TO THE SOURCE, AND BEGAN MAKING SPANK MOVEMENTS IN THE AIR WHILE SAYING, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BILLY KELLER? WHO DA' MAN NOW?"


THUS FAR, AMONG THE FEW WHO HAVE NOTED THE STORY ARE KPFA'S THE KPFA EVENING NEWS, KPFA's THE MORNING SHOW, THE COMMON ILLS, AND TRUTH OUT.
THE NEW YORK TIMID AND OTHER OUTLETS APPEAR COWED AT PRESENT.


'NOT SO DEEP THROAT BUT I DO SWALLOW' SAYS BULLY BOY IS BRAGGING THAT HE RODE THE NEW YORK TIMID "HARD AND PUT HER UP WET." 'NOT SO DEEP THROAT BUT I SWALLOW' GETS VERY ANTSY AND BEGINS PANTING WHEN HE REMEMBERS THAT.


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