BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
CINDY SHEEHAN AND FEELING FAT KEEP BULLY BOY FROM ENJOYING AUGUST!
IN ONE FOR THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, BULLY BOY IS SET
TO TAKE HIS "SHORTEST SUMMER VACATION YET"!
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS FLOATS RUMORS THAT BULLY BOY IS CONCERNED WITH WHAT ARE SEEN AS DIFFICULT ELECTION PROSPECTS IN NOVEMBER; HOWEVER, THE BULLY BOY HAS NEVER BEEN NOTED FOR CONCERN FOR OTHERS -- AS DEMONSTRATED BY HIS MOCKING OF DEATH ROW INMATE AND BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN KARLA FAYE TUCKER.
NOR IS THE CURRENT SITUATION IN THE MIDDLE EAST KEEPING BULLY BOY FROM HIS RANCHETTE IN CRAWFORD SINCE HIS OBVIOUS LACK OF CONCERN AND COMPASSION HAS BEEN WELL ESTABLISHED.
WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TO, IN THE END, ARE 2 CHIEF REASONS.
Some would argue Bully Boy ran from the National Guard -- some might agree he's running from Cindy Sheehan. The AP reports that Bully Boy, the vacationing leader, will have far less than his usual weeks and weeks of summer vacation, and has instead reduced it to "nine days" based at his ranchette in Crawford. Bully Boy plans to return to DC August 13th. Camp Casey, on land Sheehan now owns in Crawford, will open on August 6th this month. Camp Casey will be open from August 6th through Septemeber 2nd.
BUT THE CHIEF STICKING POINT REMAINS THOSE PACKED ON 5 POUNDS. AS FIRST REPORTED HERE IN A MAY 31ST BULLY BOY PRESS EXCLUSIVE, THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES WAS AVOIDING A FACE TO FACE WITH IRAN DUE TO THE FACT THAT HE HAD ONLY LOST 6 OF THE 10 POUNDS HE NEEDED TO DROP. NOT ONLY HAS BULLY BOY NOT BEEN ABLE TO LOSE THOSE 4 POUNDS BUT HE HAS ADDED A POUND.
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BAD THAT A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, ADMITS THAT BULLY BOY HAS GIVEN UP ON HIS DREAM OF SPORTING A TWO-PIECE, POLKA--DOT BIKINI. TRYING ON THE VERTICAL STRIPE PATTERN SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE HAD BEEN PUSHING LED TO THE BULLY BOY BURSTING INTO TEARS, FLOPPING ONTO THE BED, PUNCHING HIS PILLOW AND SCREAMING, "NO! NO! NO!"
AS A RESULT OF HAVING CINDY SHEEHAN FOR A NEIGHBOR AND AS A RESULT OF BEING UNABLE TO GET SWIMSUIT READY THIS SUMMER, BULLY BOY IS POUTING AND NOT EVEN VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY'S JOKES THAT THEY CAN BOMB THE HOSPITAL FIDEL CASTRO IS BEING TREATED IN HAVE RESULTED IN SO MUCH AS A SMILE.
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