Monday, October 16, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY GETS HOT & HEAVY FOR LOVE!


THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY REASSURE AL-MALIKI!
NOURI AL-MALIKI, THE PUPPET OF THE ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF IRAQ, WOKE
UP FEEL TENSE AND BLOATED.
SOMETIMES A PUPPET JUST NEEDS TO FEEL THE LOVE, NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE STILL CARES.
SO BULLY BOY CALLED AL-MALIKI. HE REASSURED HIM THAT HE STILL CARED, HE TOLD AL-MALIKI HE DIDN'T LOOK FAT AND THAT THE NEW HAIR CUT WAS 'SNAZZY.' HE ASSURED AL-MALIKI THAT LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS DON'T HAVE TO END AND THAT HE'S NEVER FAR FROM THE BULLY BOY'S THOUGHTS OR HEART.
AL-MALIKI WORRIED ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WERE SAYING ABOUT HIM AND BULLY BOY RESPONDED BY DUSTING OFF AN OLD CAROLE KING AND GERRY GOFFIN CHESNUT, "OH NO, NOT MY SWEET BABY," AND SINGING IT TO AL-MALIKI:
WHEN MY FRIENDS TOLD ME YOU HAD SOMEONE NEW
I DIDN'T BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD WAS TRUE
I SHOWED THEM ALL I HAD FAITH IN YOU
I JUST KEPT ON SAYING
OH, NO, NOT MY BABY
OH, NO, NOT MY SWEET BABY
YOU'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GUYS
WHO LEAD YOU ON AND TELL YOUR LIES
THEN BULLY BOY TOLD AL-MALIKI HE'D LEAVE U.S. FORCES IN IRAQ FOR AS LONG AS AL-MALIKI WANTED OR AS LONG AS TARGETS WERE NEEDED.
AFTER MAKING KISSY NOISES AND SAYING "NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST!" THEY
ENDED THEIR PHONE CALL.
Mike noted Pacifica's new program Informed Dissent which is a thirty minute, weekly program covering the national election. The September 23rd broadcast focused on the Iraq war and featured many discussions and reports. On the war, Jodie Evans (CODEPINK) declared, "This issue is effecting every other" and listed concrete examples of what isn't being funded as the illegal war is. Evans also noted that, "It's baffling to look at the Democratic Party and see how spineless and lacking in leadership they are." Informed Dissent airs once a week, a half-hour show, looking at the 2006 US elections, hosted by Mitch Jeserich and featuring contributions from many Pacifica broadcasters.
Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"
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  • THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY GETS HOT & HEAVY FOR LOVE!

    THIS JUST IN!
     
    BULLY BOY REASSURE AL-MALIKI!
     
    NOURI AL-MALIKI, THE PUPPET OF THE ILLEGAL OCCUPATION OF IRAQ, WOKE UP FEEL TENSE AND BLOATED.
     
    SOMETIMES A PUPPET JUST NEEDS TO FEEL THE LOVE, NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE STILL CARES.
     
    SO BULLY BOY CALLED AL-MALIKI.  HE REASSURED HIM THAT HE STILL CARED, HE TOLD AL-MALIKI HE DIDN'T LOOK FAT AND THAT THE NEW HAIR CUT WAS 'SNAZZY.'  HE ASSURED AL-MALIKI THAT LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS DON'T HAVE TO END AND THAT HE'S NEVER FAR FROM THE BULLY BOY'S THOUGHTS OR HEART. 
     
    AL-MALIKI WORRIED ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE WERE SAYING ABOUT HIM AND BULLY BOY RESPONDED BY DUSTING OFF AN OLD CAROLE KING AND GERRY GOFFIN CHESNUT, "OH NO, NOT MY SWEET BABY," AND SINGING IT TO AL-MALIKI:
     
    WHEN MY FRIENDS TOLD ME YOU HAD SOMEONE NEW
    I DIDN'T BELIEVE A SINGLE WORD WAS TRUE
    I SHOWED THEM ALL I HAD FAITH IN YOU
    I JUST KEPT ON SAYING
    OH, NO, NOT MY BABY
    OH, NO, NOT MY SWEET BABY
    YOU'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GUYS
    WHO LEAD YOU ON AND TELL YOUR LIES
     
    THEN BULLY BOY TOLD AL-MALIKI HE'D LEAVE U.S. FORCES IN IRAQ FOR AS LONG AS AL-MALIKI WANTED OR AS LONG AS TARGETS WERE NEEDED. 
     
    AFTER MAKING KISSY NOISES AND SAYING "NO, YOU HANG UP FIRST!" THEY
    ENDED THEIR PHONE CALL.
     
     
     
     
    Mike noted Pacifica's new program Informed Dissent which is a thirty minute, weekly program covering the national election.  The September 23rd broadcast focused on the Iraq war and featured many discussions and reports. On the war, Jodie Evans (CODEPINK) declared, "This issue is effecting every other" and listed concrete examples of what isn't being funded as the illegal war is.  Evans also noted that, "It's baffling to look at the Democratic Party and see how spineless and lacking in leadership they are."  Informed Dissent airs once a week, a half-hour show, looking at the 2006 US elections, hosted by Mitch Jeserich and featuring contributions from many Pacifica broadcasters.
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"
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    Friday, October 13, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! FELON IN THE CONGRESS

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    FELON IN THE CONGRESS!
     
    REPUBLICAN CONGRESS REPRESENTATIVE BOB NYE APPEARED BEFORE JUDGE ELLEN S. HUVELLE AND PLEADED GUILTY TO (A) CONSPIRACY AND (B) MAKING FALSE STATEMENTS.
     
     
    BUT ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY DOES NOT INCLUDE LEAVING CONGRESS ANYTIME SOON.  MARK TOUHEY, BOB NYE'S CRIMINAL ATTORNEY, BECAUSE HE IS NOW A CRIMINAL HAVING PLEADED GUILTY TO NOT JUST ONE, BUT TWO FELONIES, EXPLAINED TO THE JUDGE THAT BOB NEY WAS PREPARED TO RESIGN FROM THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS . . . SOMETIME BEFORE JANUARY, 19 2007.
     
    WELL WHY NOT?  WHY SHOULDN'T A CONVICTED FELON CONTINUE TO SERVE FOR THE REST OF OCTOBER, FOR NOVEMBER, FOR DECEMBER AND SOME OF JANUARY IN THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS?  ISN'T THAT THE REPUBLICAN WAY?
     
    THE MAKE UP OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES NOW READS 434 MEMBERS.  NOT 435 BECAUSE REPUBLICAN MARK FOLEY HAD TO RESIGN IN DISGRACE THE LAST WEEK OF SEPTEMBER OVER HIS EFFORTS TO 'COMMUNICATE WITH JAIL BAIT.'
     
    SO THE MAKE UP IS 434 -- THAT'S 433 MEMBERS SERVING AND 1 MEMBER ABOUT TO BEGIN SERVING TIME IN A FEDERAL PRISON. 
     
    A WHITE HOUSE INSIDER TELLS THESE REPORTERS THAT KARL ROVE IS HARD AT WORK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT TO 'BUMPER STICKER THAT.'
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"


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    Thursday, October 12, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! IDIOT OF THE WEEK, NON-GOVERNMENTAL DIVISION!

    BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX & MIKEY LIKES IT & THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS A GREAT MAN & THE THIRD ESTATE SUNDAY REVIEW -- DC.

    THIS JUST IN!

    IDIOT OF THE WEEK, NON-GOVERNMENTAL DIVISION!


    And the idiot of the week? Missy Kurzweil! Writing in The Cornell Daily Sun, Kurzweil, a senior, demonstrated that Cornell has serious problems and there's something stinky in the "College of Agriculture and Life Sciences" as well as with the school paper itself. For instance:

    a) Tom Cruise is not "someone who has played Maverick". Tom Cruise wasn't even in the film "Maverick". Mel Gibson played that role.

    b) Kurzweil writes: "If Streisand absolutely must rally for the Democrats or deface President Bush, she should follow the example of Bono, lead singer of U2, who helped organize the Live 8 concert in July of 2005 with the specific (and publicized) purpose of making a political stand." Since Bono refuses to criticize Bully Boy publicly, how can Streisand "follow the example" Bono set and criticize him? And since when is "criticize" and "deface" the same term? Bono's a good little monkey for his organ grinder. Streisand showed some bravery.

    c) When you're writing for a newspaper, you should get your words correct. This isn't a blog, it's a school newspaper. But Kurzweil writes for a paper and writes: "ardent democrat". That's Big-D, Missy, Big-D: "Democrat." Don't they teach politics in the college of Ag?

    d) The idiot writes: "I dislike Bush as much as the next gal, maybe more. But my political views are totally irrelevant, as were Streisand’s on Monday night." Sounds like all of the idiot's "views" are irrelevant. Streisand isn't handing out an order of fries. She's an artist. Art comments on the world around it. We will agree with the idiot; however, when she writes "my own political views are totally irrelevant" -- and so is she.

    e) The idiot also writes: "Kanye West's infamous outburst at the televised Hurricane Katrina relief concert -- 'George Bush doesn't care about black people!' -- was no different. Sure, Kanye has a right to free speech and he certainly exercised it that day. He also got viewers to laugh mockingly at him for months to follow."

    Little Whitey and her friends apparently mocked and laughed at West. Well it's a White-White World for Missy. But maybe the laughter she's hearing is that she's again gotten her facts wrong. She can't even quote West correctly. "Doesn't like," Missy, "doesn't like." Not, "doesn't care." She really tired herself out writing this one.

    Missy Kurzweil: Idiot of the Week -- and not afraid to show it to the world.

    But, good news for the Miss-ter, she can count on a career as a 'liberal pundit' for the mainstream rags -- she's proven she has no respect for facts, no respect for research and, note, she slams the ones who speak out against Bully Boy but never the Bully Boy or those who favor him. Missy Kurzweil, A Pundit Whore in waiting.

    FROM THE TCI WIRE:

    So Ricky Clousing had a court-martial today and did you even hear about it or read about in the media? Did your day start with a heads up to it and a note that there would be a rally today, that he would speak to the press? Where was independent media?

    Clousing? He was on his own. He was at the mercy of the big media which has not demonstrated a great deal of interest in the subject.

    The AP was there. From the AP's "Paratrooper gets three months confinement for going AWOL:"

    A Fort Bragg paratrooper who says he left his military base because he disagreed with the U.S. mission in Iraq was sentenced to three months of confinement after pleading guilty Thursday to going absent without leave.
    Sgt. Ricky Clousing, 24, of Sumner, Wash., also will receive a reduction in rank before getting a bad conduct discharge. His plea allowed him to avoid a more severe sentence for desertion.


    Where was independent media?

    David Miner, Clousing's attorney, is quoted as saying that Ricky Clousing doesn't regret his decision (by the AP). Good for him. He shouldn't. He should be proud of himself, he's demonstrated true bravery. But any war resister who wants to complain about the lack of coverage has every right to do so. Bob Watada is on his second speaking tour and who's interviewing him and who isn't?

    Mark Wilkerson is in a state of limbo, awaiting to hear what charges will be brought against him. He was a one day news cycle and, if he's charged, after his hearing he might get another one-day cycle. It doesn't cut it.


    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"
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    "Iraq moves further closer to dividing into three separate regions"
    "Q&A (C.I.)"
    "Call on Me"
    "Is the media going to cover Ricky Clousing or not?"
    "Bully Boy adds it up"
    'THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY SAYS: "THEY DON'T MATTS!"'
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    "Thomas Friedman's Bad Ideas & Blurry Boundaries"
    "Ruth's Report"
    "Wayne Madsen and Dr. William Pepper (Ruth)"
    "Brownies and school party tips in the Kitchen"
    "Editorial: Going to where big media is and ignoring war resisters"
    "TV Review: Men in Trees, Water Cooler Critics swinging from them"
    "Thoughts on Mark Foley"
    "Mutha Cokie and the Blind"
    "Are You On CounterSpin's Guest List?"

    THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY ACHIEVES!

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    BULLY BOY ACHIEVES!
     
    THE MAN WHO STARTED AN ILLEGAL WAR WITH IRAQ AND WHO STOOD BY DOING NOTHING DURING HURRICANE KATRINA, THE E-COLI SPINACH OUTBREAK, THE MARK FOLEY SCANDAL, ETC. APPEARED DOOMED TO BE REMEMBERED AS THE VACATIONING LEADER OR THE NAPPING ONE.
     
    BUT BULLY BOY HAS ACHIEVED A CREDIT! 
     
     
    AND SOME THOUGH HE HAD NOTHING LEFT TO SURPRISE US WITH.
     
     
    Returning to reality, in Fayetteville, North Carolina, Ricky Clousing's court-martial began and ended (and the world wonders: WHERE THE HELL WAS INDEPENDENT MEDIA?).  April Johnston (Fayetteville Observer) reports that Clousing "pleaded guilty to being absent without leave" and that was the end of the hearing:  "The Army originally charged Clousing with desertion, but allowed him to plead guilty to the lesser charge."  AP reports: "Sgt. Ricky Clousing, 24, of Sumner, Wash., was expected to be sentenced Thursday afternoon.  His attorney, David Miner of Seattle, has said he would argue against sending Clousing to prison."
     
    War resister Ricky Clousing is part of a larger story of resistance within the military as well as the story of one person's brave stand.  In June 2005, he self-checked out of the military after returning from Iraq.  On August 11th of this year,  Mike Barber (Seattle Post-Intelligencer) broke the news that 24-year-old Ricky Clousing had decided to turn himself in and noted that Clousing went AWOL from "Fort Bragg in 2005 after returning from Iraq with the 82nd Airborne Division." Clousing spoke publicly about his decision to return at the Veterans for Peace conference that was being held in Seattle. Clousing turned himself in at Fort Lewis (Washington) and was instructed that Fort Bragg handled the issue. On August 18th, Clousing turned himself to Fort Bragg. September 1st, the military announced, to Clousing's attorney David Miner, that Clousing had been charged with desertion the day before. Again, Miner states he will argue against sending Clousing to prison. 
     
    What if they gave a war and no one showed up?  What if they gave a resistance and indymedia was too busy partying?  (And promoting the party.)  The "coverage" isn't cutting it.
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"


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    Wednesday, October 11, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY SAYS: "THEY DON'T MATTS!"

     
     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    BULLY BOY SAYS "THEY DON'T KNOW MATTS!"
     
     
    IN THE MIDST OF A MORNING JOG BULLY BOY EXPLODED.
     
     
    "THEY DON'T KNOW MATTS!"
     
     
    "MATTS WHO?  DRUDGE?" WONDERED SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE NERVOUSLY.
     
     
    SHE WAS AFRAID HE COULD TELL HOW MUCH SHE WAS HOLDING BACK IN HER EFFORTS NOT TO MAKE HIM APPEAR SO PUNY.
     
     
    "MATTS!  MATTS!  HOLY SPIT, CONDI, DON'T YOU KNOW NOTHING?  MATTS!"
     
    "I AGREE SIR,"  HUFFED AND PUFFED SECRETARY OF DEFENSE DONALD RUMSFELD.  "WE NEED MORE MAPS.  MAPS THAT SHOW  KNOWNS AND UNKNOWNS.  MAPS THAT --"
     
    "SHUT IT, POINDEXTER!" SNAPPED BULLY BOY.  "MATTS!  DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING?"
     
    DONALD RUMSFELD COULD FEEL HIS NOW REGULAR LIGHT MORNING STROKE COMING ON AND CURSED HIMSELF FOR CARING WHETHER OR NOT THAT IDIOT-IN-CHIEF FIRED HIM.   HE KNEW NO JOB WAS WORTH IT.
     
    "BATHS!  I AGREE, SIR!  I DO!  WE COULD ALL USE A NICE LONG BATH!"  BEAMED ATTORNEY GENERAL AND INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-A-LIKE ALBERTO GONZALES.
     
    "WHAT?  YOU MORON!"  SNAPPED BULLY BOY. 
     
    DONALD HAD TO LAUGH, DESPITE THE TINGLING IN HIS LEFT ARM, SERVED ALBERTO RIGHT FOR TRYING TO SNEAK IN ON THE MORNING JOBS WITH A DOCTOR'S NOTE AND A HOVER-ROUND!
     
    "MATTS, YOU IDIOTS!"  YELLED BULLY BOY.  "MATTS!  DON'T YOU PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING.  MATTS IS 'PLUSES' AND 'TAKE AWAY'S AND 'TIMES' AND THAT FUNNY THING LIKE A NOSE CAUGHT BETWEEN 2 EYES."
     
    "DIVISION!"  ALBERTO SAID NODDING AGREEABLY.
     
    "GOD, HOW I HATE HIM," THOUGHT TO DONALD RUMSFELD TO HIMSELF.  "LITTLE KISS ASS IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR WHILE I'M SWEATING AND --"
     
    "DONALD!"  CONDI SCREAMED AS THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE FELL TO THE GROUND.
     
    "RIGHT, 'DA TRILLION.'  DATS WHAT MATTS IS ALL ABOUT AND THIS STUDY SAYING THAT -- HOW MUCH IS IT CONDI?"
     
    "ABOUT 655,000, SIR.  655,000 IRAQIS DEAD AS A RESULT OF THE WAR,"  CONDI SAID WITH RELIEF AS SHE SAW DICK CHENEY'S PERSONAL STAFF RUSH TO THE TRACK WITH A GURNEY.
     
    "RIGHT, LIKE, WHAT IS THAT?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE MORE THAN LIKE A ZIMAMILLION."
     
    "A ZIMAMILLION, SIR?"
     
    BULLY BOY REACHED OVER AND PATTED ALBERTO ON THE BACK. 
     
    "SEE, CONDI, ALBERTO CULVER GETS IT.  6 AND 5 AND 5 AND ZERO AND ZERO AND ZERO IS JUST NOT EVEN LIKE A NUMBER.  IT'S JUST NOT CREDIBLE."
     
     
     
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq snapshot"


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    Tuesday, October 10, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY WASTES MORE TIME & MONEY

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    BULLY BOY WASTES MORE TIME & MONEY.
     
    FILE UNDER: DESTROYING THE PUBLIC 1 MORE TIME.
     
    NOT CONTENT WITH TURNING A GENERATION INTO SEXUAL INCOMPETENTS AND FUMBLERS, THE BULLY BOY KEEPS TRYING TO DRAG HIS RELIGION INTO SCHOOLS.
     
    WITH A CONFERENCE ENTITLED "CONFERENCE ON SCHOOL SAFETY" SUPPOSEDLY INTENDED TO DISCUSS PUBLIC EDUCATION, BULLY BOY PACKED IT WITH "MANY REPRESENTATIVES FROM RELIGIOUS ORGANIZATIONS".
     
    A WOMAN WHO LOOKED LIKE LAURA BUSH AND WAS DOWNING CANS OF LONE STAR DECLARED, "I URGE ALL ADULTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY TAKE THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO CHILDREN -- THEIR OWN CHILDREN, AND THEIR COMMUNITY'S CHILDREN -- SERIOUSLY."
     
    THE GHOST OF ETTA BARSTOW HOLLERED BACK, "START BY URGING YOUR OWN HUSBAND!"
     
    THE GHOST OF BARTOW WAS REFERRING TO THE FACT THAT BULLY BOY IS ATTEMPTING "TO CUT $347 MILLION IN SCHOOL-SAFETY GRANTS FOR STATES THIS YEAR."
     
    WHILE BULLY BOY ATTEMPTED TO IGNORE THE GHOST, DICK CHENEY BEGAN SCREAMING AT SECRET SERVICE THAT THE LATE MS. BARSTOW'S REMARKS COUNTED AS "AN ASSAULT." 
     
    WHEN A SECRET SERVICE AGENT RESPONDED, "BUT MR. VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE ACCURATE."
     
    "THAT'S THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING ABOUT THEM!"  DICK CHENEY EXPLODED.
     
    NEAR THE END OF THE CEREMONIES AWARDS WERE HANDED OUT AND AN ACTIVIST WHO POSED WITH THE BULLY BOY EARLIER WON "MOST INSULTING REMARKS." 
     
    HE EARNED THAT FOR EARLIER DECLARING THAT 'MORALITY' NEEDED TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO THE CLASSROOMS. 
     
    ATTEMPTS TO REACH THE AMISH FOR A RESPONSE TO THE SMEAR WERE UNSUCCESSFUL AT PRESS TIME.
     


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    Monday, October 09, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! ALBERTO WILL BE THE CROSSING GUARD!

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    ALBERTO WILL BE THE CROSSING GUARD!
     
     
    ALBERTO WANTED TO PLAY SCHOOL NURSE BUT JAMES BAKER III HAD ALREADY SIGNED UP AND BOUGHT HIS COSTUME.  "YEARS AGO," LAUGHED JIMMY BAKER, "YEARS AGO.  THE HOSE REQUIRES GARTERS."
     
    SO ALBERTO THOUGHT HE'D SIGN UP TO BE THE TEACHER BUT APPARENTLY THE UNWRITTEN CHENEY FAMILY NEPOTISM QUOTA FOR 2007 HAS ALREADY KICKED IN.  "IT FIGURES," SAID ALBIE, THE INTERNATIONAL BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-A-LIKE CHAMP, "THEY'D GEAR IT TO THE FISCAL YEAR AND NOT THE CALANDER YEAR."
     
     
    SO ALBERTO ASKED DICK CHENEY WAS HE WAS PLANNING ON BEING?
     
    HOLDING A 3 FOOT WIDE, WOODEN PANEL IN ONE HAND AND STROKING IT WITH THE OTHER, DICK CHENEY SAID, "OH, I'M GOING TO BE THE COACH.  I'M GOING TO WHIP THAT YOUNG 'UN INTO LINE."
     
     
    IN DESPERATION, ALBERTO GONZALES OFFERED TO BE BULLY BOY'S "BUDDY" BUT CONDI SAID, "BACK OFF, B***CH.  I'LL BE OPENING HIS JUICE BOXES AND HOLDING HIS HAND.  THREE'S A CROWD UNLESS YOU'RE FREAKY.  YOU LIKE TO FREAK?"
     
     
    SO ALBERTO DECIDED FINALLY JUST TO BE THE CROSSING GUARD.  TO CHEER HIM UP, DICK CHENEY OFFERED TO LET HIM SET UP THE SKEET TARGETS FOR GYM CLASS.
     
     
    "YOU'RE NOT A BLEEDER, ARE YOU?"  DICK ASKED.
     
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"


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    Friday, October 06, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! BAD TIMES FOR BULLY BOY!

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    BAD TIMES FOR BULLY BOY!
     
    WITH "DIRTY DEPENDS" MONTH OVER, REPUBLICANS SCRAMBLE TO FIND SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO GET THEM SOME TRACTION AS THE NOVEMBER ELECTION LOOMS.
     
    SHOULD THEY STAND BY THE BULLY BOY OR DISTANCE THEMSELVES?
     
     
     
     
    IN NORTH CAROLINA, A CHEMICAL PLANT HAS CAUGHT FIRE AND 17,000 RESIDENTS OF RALEIGH HAVE BEEN EVACUATED. AS USUAL NO COMMENT OR ACTION FROM THE FEDERAL AGENCY THAT IS SUPPOSED TO REGULATE THE INDUSTRY -- SHADES OF THE E-COLI OUTBREAK IN SPINACH.
     
    KARL ROVE'S "KEY AIDE" AND BULLY BOY'S "SPECIAL ASSISTANT" (SHE HELPED JIGGLE HIS LIPS SO HE COULD READ) SUSAN RALSTON HAS RESIGNED.  RALSTON PREVIOUSLY SERVED AS THE ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT TO JACK ABRAMOFF THE NOW "DISGRACED LOBBYIST" WHO HAS PLED GUILTY TO BREAKING THE LAW.
     
     
     
    SO, CONSISTENT WITH THEIR USUAL BEHAVIOR, NO ONE IS TELLING HIM HOW BAD THINGS ARE.
     
    SAID SECRETARY OF DEFENSE DONALD RUMSFELD, "HE'S GOT A PLAY DATE SATURDAY AND IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW PAIR OF 'BIG BOY' SHORTS SO NO ONE WANTS TO UPSET HIM."
     
     
     


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    Thursday, October 05, 2006

    WAR DRAGS ON! MILITARY JETS BUZZ DEMONSTRATION IN SAN FRANCISCO!

    THIS JUST IN!
     
    MILITARY JETS BUZZ RALLY IN SAN FRANCISCO!
     
    THE WAR DRAGS ON!
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    ILLUSTRATION COURTESY OF THE WORLD TODAY JUST NUTS SYNDICATE.
     
     
    Thursday, October 5, 2006. Chaos and violence continue in Iraq; American fatalities for the month of October already reach the double digits; Condi makes "Janie's Got a Gun" her personal theme song; World Can't Wait mobilizes (if you're not taking part you can hear reporting on some actions on KPFA's Flashpoints today at 5:00 pm Pacific, 7:00 pm Central, 8:00 pm EST); a "self-made" begs the question of what do you do after you've blazed a trail begun with the sounds of Motor City? Cave to Bully Boy appeasers?; and the economic and human costs of the illegal war continue.

    "Janie's Got a Gun" (Aerosmith), but US Secretary of State Condi Rice appears to use the club. Though bullying is a characteristic of the US administration, diplomacy is required when you're in the State Department. But the AP reports that: "Britain says top U-N allies will meet tomorrow in London to decide a next step in the nuclear stand-off with Iran. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and Britain's foreign secretary, Margaret Beckett, will join high-level envoys from France, Germany, Russia and China." The so-called "nuclear stand-off" has been and remains a US led one. Gearing up for her Friday meeting, Condi first stopped off in Baghdad where, CBS and AP report, she bragged to reporters about instructing the 'leaders' of Iraq that they had "limited time" and that "They don't have time for endless debate about these issues [political differences]. They have really got to move forward." That is the US Secretary of State giving orders to the supposedly independent government of Iraq. A far cry from, as AFP notes, her previous visit April 26th when she congratulated the newly installed puppet of the occupation Nouri al-Maliki.

    Rice's blatant exposure of who pulls the puppet government's strings come at a time when the US administration unveils a 'new' 'military' plan for the war. Outsourced to 'private groups,' the supposed military 'strategy' attempts to put a kinder, gentler face on illegal war. Michael Gordon (New York Times) salivated over the 'plan' in a manner that in many areas would land him with a public obscenity charge. The 'plan' can be boiled down to a "new face for illegal war will come when US troops act like store greeters at Wal-Mart" and decries the fact that they have been holed up on bases without ever grasping the whys of that decision. Those "private groups" thinking up the 'plan' should be encouraged to enlist and and carry out their 'plan' throughout Iraq for however many days they manage to remain alive as they stand around like sitting ducks and wait for the Iraqi police forces to do anything. The plan won't address anything because, despite Andy Card's beliefs, you can't market war. It certainly doesn't address CBS and AP's report that Rice's plane was prevented from landing in Baghdad for 35 minutes due to "mortar rounds or rockets."

    The amount paid to "private groups" for their 'input' is unknown; however, Katrina vanden Heuvel (The Nation) reports that, according to the NPP, "$378 billion has already been spent or allocated for the Iraq war. Nobel Prize-winning economist Joseph Stiglitz estimates that the economic costs of war, occupation, and related expenditures may reach $2 trillion -- despite the Bush administration's promise that this conflict would cost $50 billion and its firing of its economic advisor for daring to estimate the cost between $100 to $200 billion." Meanwhile the Pentagon has earmarked $20 million of its budget for a 'victory' monument to the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Anne Plummer Flaherty (AP) reports a "$20 million victory party" has been earmarked out of the Pentagon's $532 billion budget for the fiscal year of 2007. This would make Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld the ultimate "party girl."

    The economic realities come at a time when China's Xinhua reports that thirty corpses were discovered today in Baghad while the US military announces two US troops dead in Al-Anbar Province follwoing the US military announcment of four US troops dead -- shot dead in Baghdad. This comes as the number of American troop fatalities for the month of October (this is the fifth day) reach 22. Last Thursday, the total number of US troop fatalities stood at 2710. Right now? 2738.

    Bombings?

    AFP reports a bomb in Baghdad's Tayyaran Square that wounded 20. Reuters identifies it as a roadside bomb and notes a car bomb in Baghdad also left eight wounded and two dead. Reuters also notes two police officers were wounded in Mahmudiya by a roadside bomb and that mortar rounds killed one man in Mahmudiya and injured five members of his family while mortar rounds "near Balaz Ruz" took two lives and left five wounded.

    Shootings?

    In Samawa, AFP notes that "two women and a girl from the same Shiite family" were shot dead. Reuters reports that it was a home invasion which resulted in the "shooting dead [of] three women and slitting the throat of a baby girl". In addition, Reuters notes two people shot dead in Falluja, a police officer shot dead in Baquba and four people shot dead in Ramadi.

    Corpses?

    As already noted, Xinhua reports thirty corpses found in Baghdad. Reuters reports that five corpses were discovered in Ukashat, two in Mahmudiya, one near Kirkuk.

    In the United States, Jerome L. Sherman (Pittsburgh Post-Gazette) reports on a poll of people serving in the US military which "found that 63 percent of veterans of both conflicts describe the Army and Marine Corps as 'overextended,' while many soldiers also complained about encountering emotional and physical problems when they came back from active duty."


    In peace news, World Can't Wait is ongoing (this is a dictated entry). In addition, war resistance gains attention. Ehren Watada, Darrell Anderson (who turned himself in Tuesday), Ricky Clousing, Mark Wilkerson, and others serving have said no to war. Zeroing in on Agustin Aguayo and Anderson, Andrew Gumbel (LA City Beat) takes a look at war resistance, notes the risks ("going to prison, losing contact with their families, being forced back to Iraq at gunpoint") and concludes " the rumblings of discontent are unmistakable, and growing louder. Next month, the Iraq resistance movement is planning a national demonstration -- time and place still to be decided. There may be objections to the form of their protest, because of the belief that military personnel are there to serve, not ask questions. But the content is becoming ever more compelling." Meanwhile, Aaron Glantz (OneWorld) takes an in depth look at Darrell Anderson who self-checked out of the US military in January 2005 and went to Canada. Last Saturday, Anderson returned to the United States and Tuesday he turned himself in at Fort Knox. Anderson was wounded while serving in Iraq and has suffered from PTS since. Glantz notes that the American Journal of Psychiatry has "found that large numbers of returning soldiers suffer from PTSD. Those like Anderson, who suffered severe physical injuries, often developed PTSD within seven months of being hurt. Among injured soldiers, researches found that after one month, 4.2 percent had probable PTSD and 4.4 percent had depression; at 4 months, 12.2 percent had PTSD and 8.9 percent suffered from depression; at 7 months, 12 percent had PTSD and 9.3 had depression."

    Turning to war resister Ehren Watada, Mary Adamski (Honolulu Star-Bulletin) reports: "The Interfaith Alliance of Hawaii will honor Army Lt. Ehren Watada for taking a stand against the war in Iraq by refusing to serve there with his Stryker combat unit. The organization chose the Honolulu-born artillery officer for its Flame of Hope Award to be presented Oct. 21 at its 2006 Community Awards Dinner." In June, Watada became the first US officer to publicly refuse to serve in Iraq. As the Ventura County Star notes, Bob Watada, Ehren Watada, will be speaking "7 p.m. Monday meeting of Ventura County Veterans for Peace and Citizens for Peaceful Resolutions. Admission is free. The meeting will be in the Topping Room at E.P. Foster Library, 651 E. Main St., Ventura. On June 22, 2005, Ehren Watada became the first commissioned officer to publicly refuse deployment to the Iraq War and occupation. He has been formally charged with contempt toward President Bush, conduct unbecoming an officer and missing movement. On Aug. 24, the Army recommended a general court-martial on all charges. Last week, an additional charge was added because Watada made an August speech to the Veterans for Peace National Convention in Seattle, stating, 'To stop an illegal and unjust war, soldiers can choose to stop fighting it.' For the first time since 1965, the military is prosecuting an objector for his opinions. He faces more than eight years in prison. . . . For information on Veterans for Peace call 486-2884; on Citizens for Peaceful Resolutions, 850-5849."

    Other speaking dates for Bob Watada include:

    Thurs 10/5 5:00 pm World Can't Wait March & Rally
    (March starts at noon at pershing S1/Bob speaks in front of Federal Bldg 300 N. Los Angeles St. at 5:00 pm.
    Contact: Nicole Lee 323-462-4771 email:
    la@worldcantwait.org


    Fri. 10/6 7:00 am Interfaith Communities United for Justice and Peace (ICUJP)
    Immanuel Presbyterian Church, 3300 Wilshire Bl., Los Angeles
    Contact: Thalia 626-683-9004 email:
    incuip@pacbell.net


    Fri 10/6 12:30 San Fernando Valley Japanese Community Center
    SFV Japanese American Community Center, 12953 Branford St., Pacoima 91331
    Contact: Phil Shigkuni 818-893-1851, cell: 818-357-7488, email
    pshig2000@yahoo.com.


    Sat 10/7 2:00-4:00 pm Welcome Reception for Bob Watada
    JACCC Garden Room, 244 S. San Pedro St., Los Angeles
    Contact: NCRR 213-680-3484, email:
    ncrrla@yahoo.com.


    Sun 10/8 2:00-5:00 pm Forum with Bob Watada
    Nat'l Center for the Preservation of Democracy, 111 N. Central Ave., Los Angeles.
    Contact Ellen Endo 213-629-2231 or Mo 323-371-4502


    Sun 10/8 6:00-8:00 pm An Evening of Discussion and Learning hosted by Rev. Phyllis Tyler
    11326 CherryLee Dr., El Monte (Rev. Tyler is Senior Pastor of Sage Granada Park United Methodist Church in Alhambra) Co-sponsored by NCRR and the National Japanese American United Methodist Church Caucus

    Contact: NCRR 213-680-3484 email: ncrrla@yahoo.com

    For a complete schedule, click here (PDF) and for more information on war resisters, visit Courage to Resist.

    In news of cowardice/caving, Suzanne de Passe rose from upper-middle class African-American to become one of the most powerful women in Hollywood. Early on she realized the importance of image which was among the reasons she traveled by limo even before she "made it" (the other reason -- cab drivers wouldn't stop for African-Americans at night in the sixties). Becoming Berry Gordy's girl-Friday quickly resulted into a powerful position, overseeing Diana Ross & the Supremes and grooming the Jackson Five. Throughout her tenure, she continued to rise (Academy Award nomination for co-writing the screenplay to Lady Sings the Blues, etc.) at Motown -- until Motown founder Berry Gordy sold her the company's TV and features division which she renamed de Passe Entertainment. The accomplishments and accolades continue to mount (Lonesome Dove, et al). Now Jeff Bercovici (Radar) reports that the power player takes a dive when Paul Mooney's comedy routine offends Bully Boy loyalists. The comedy routine was being taped to air on Showtime at the Apollo which de Passe Entertainment produces. The routine included jokes of Gin and Tonic (a staple of any Mooney routine, the Bully Boy's alleged heavy drinking daughters) and Mooney tells Bercovici "They wanted me out of there, the Republicans, the Time Warner people, They said I was Bush bashing, and it was hatred. I felt like I was in Iran or Cuba or somewhere." Since Showtime at the Apollo is largely geared to an audience where Bully Boy has never, over six years, managed to reach even 20% in approval ratings, the act might seem a natural for the program; however, Mooney states that power player de Passe stopped his act in the middle of taping and blamed it on "unnamed officials from Time Warner" which appears to include Richard Parsons, Time Warner chair and on the Apollo Theater Foundation's board of directors. Power player? Or the woman still best remembered for running around with a steno pad and asking (repeatedly), "What did Miss Ross want?" Mooney's routine was nothing surprising or out of charcter to anyone who knows his standup but when a power player plays lackey, censorship can occur.
     
    What in the world is going on in San Francisco? Elaine, Rebecca, Fly Boy, Ma, my sister and I went to our World Can't Wait rally which went great. In San Francisco, they've been buzzed by military jets repeatedly. The electricity has been turned off. I'm on the phone with Jess and at first I thought they had the sound back but no. They've got sound from the power system they've brought in. The rally ("permitted" Jess says) had the power cut off. I was planning to just post the snapshot today but I'm on the phone with Jess getting a report from San Francisco (Jim, Dona, Ty, Jess, Ava and C.I.) Buzzed with fly overs by military jets???? In the United States?????

    This is insane. Hold on. Jess is asking me to hear something and I can't hear it. He'll tell me what it is when it's over (someone's speaking and I can't hear them). Okay, he's telling me a woman just announced that the sound permit is pulled until 7:00 pm. If you're out there in the Bay Area get out there to Justin Herman Plaza . Jess says this is being broadcast on KPFA's Flashpoints (which I can't get to play right now, maybe too many listening) and that you can hear an archived broadcast if you miss the live broadcast going on right now.
     


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    Wednesday, October 04, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! CAN JOHN ASHCROFT ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLEASE!

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    CAN JOHN ASHCROFT ANSWER THE QUESTION PLEASE!
     
    FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL J-ASS IS TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK AND DOING THE GLAD HANDING TO PROMOTE HIS NEW BOOK.
     
    THE MARY MATLIN OF MORNING HOSTS, MEREDITH VIEIRA DIDN'T "BLOW IT" TUESDAY MORNING, SHE PROVIDED THE COVER EVERYONE KNEW TO EXPECT.
     
    CONFIRMED: JOHN ASHCROFT WAS BRIEFED ABOUT IMPENDING ATTACKS PRIOR TO 9-11 DESPITE HIS LIES THIS WEEK THAT HE WASN'T.
     
    THE STATE DEPARTMENT'S SEAN MCCORMACK HAS CONFIRMED THAT JOHN ASHCROFT WAS BRIEFED ON JULY 17, 2001 ABOUT THE IMPENDING ATTACKS.
     
    JOHN ASHCROFT HAS BEEN CAUGHT LYING. 
     
    NOW WILL HE FINALLY BE ASKED OTHER QUESTIONS?
     
     
     
    THE QUESTION SHOULD HAVE BEEN ASKED MUCH SOONER; HOWEVER, HE HID AND LIED AND POOH-PAHHED. 
     
    NOW THAT IS KNOW THAT ON JULY 17, 2001 HE WAS BRIEFED ABOUT AN IMPENDING TERRORIST THREAT IT IS TIME FOR HIM TO ANSWER FULLY AND UNDER OATH WHY HE SWITCHED TO COMMERCIAL FLIGHTS SEVEN DAYS LATER AND WHY AMERICAN CITIZENS WERE NOT GIVEN THE SAME HEADS UP THAT HE WAS GIVEN.
     
    AND MAYBE THE PRESS CAN ALSO ASK HIM WHY HE TOLD RIGHT WING BLOGGERS THAT "IT'S AN ACT OF MERCY" THAT WE IMPRISON PEOPLE AND NOT KILL THEM? 
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"


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    Tuesday, October 03, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! CONDI PLANS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    CONDI PLANS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!
     
    SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE CONTACTED THESE REPORTERS TODAY TO SHARE A FEW GIGGLES OVER THE FACT THAT, DESPITE HER ORIGINAL DENIAL OF MEETING WITH GEORGE TENENT ON JULY 10, 2001, "TURNS OUT I DID!"
     
    SECRETARY'S RICE GIGGLE SEEMED NON-STOP.
     
    FINALLY, SHE HAD TO STOP TO TAKE A BREATH.
     
     
    WHEN ASKED IF SHE'D GOTTEN ANY NEW CATALOGUES, SECRETARY RICE BEGAN LISTING THEM. 
     
    THEN SHE GOT TO THE POINT OF HER CALL.
     
    "BULLY BOY SAYS I'M NOT BEING FIRED," SHE EXPLAINED, "BUT WITCHYPOO LAURA HAS HATED MY ASS FOR YEARS.  SO I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.  I JUST SIGNED A BOOK DEAL WITH HARPER COLLINS!"
     
    SECRETARY RICE THEN TOLD US THE TITLE OF HER PLANNED OPUS: YOU KNOW WHAT? I SHOULD'VE GUESSED.
     
    YES, AND SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
     
     
     
    The month with the most known number of American wounded soldiers was April 2004 which had a total of 1213.  Among those wounded in April 2004 was war resister Darrell Anderson who has turned himself in today at Fort Knox after self-checking out of the military in January 2005 when Anderson drove with his parents to Canada, through a snowstorm. 
     
     
    There, Anderson attempted to seek refugee status (which Canada has refused to grant any war resister thus far), worked odd jobs, met Gail Greer (who was working on a film about war resisters), dated her for a year, and then in February of 2006, Anderson and Greer married.  This should have increased his chances for Anderson to remain in Canada (Greer is a Canadian citizen).  A missed filing date by his attorney led to the refugee status claim going out the window. 
     
    Anderson was already floating the possibility of returning to the United States early this summer.  Confirming this to Jim Warren (Lexington Herald-Leader), Anita Anderson (Darrell Anderson's mother) stated that she hoped he would remaing in Canada "because he's probably going to get sponsorship in Canada now that he is married to a Canadian girl.  But he's constantly stressed out and worried, and he feels like he can't live out the rest of his life this way."
     
    That feeling, the lack of medical help available to him as an immigrant (Anderson suffers from PST due to the roadside bombing), the lack of income (Anderson had no work-permit) and a desire to draw attention to the realities of the illegal war, led to Anderson deciding to return to the United States. Before turning himself in today, Anderson spoke with reporters.  Brett Barrouquere (AP) reports that Darell Anderson stated, "I feel that by resisting I made up for the things I did in Iraq.  I feel I made up for the sins committed in this war."
     
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq snapshot"


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    Monday, October 02, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! TAKE HIM OFF YOUR AOL BUDDIES LIST!

    BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- DC.

    THIS JUST IN?

    BUT I'M NOT AN INTERN!

    OR A PAGE!

    TEXT MESSAGER EXTRAORDINAIRE, NAUGHTY E-MAILER AND FORMER MEMBER OF THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS UNTIL LAST FRIDAY, VANISHED THIS WEEKEND AND REPORTEDLY CHECKED INTO REHAB FOR ALCOHOL PROBLEMS.

    IN A BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX'S EXCLUSIVE, WE PRESENT MARK FOLEY'S PLAN IN HIS OWN WORDS VIA AN EXCLUSIVE I.M. INTERVIEW.

    MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX!

    Maf54: Hey-hey-hey, Blondie! Waz up!!!!!
    Wally: Who is this?
    Maf54: Me so horny! LLTA! What ya wearing?
    Wally: Who is this?
    Maf54: You in your boxers?
    Wally: Is this Mark Foley?
    Maf54: Strip down, get relaxed. Love to slip them off you.
    Wally: Aren't you in rehab?
    Maf54: Do I make you a little horny?
    Wally: Are you in rehab?
    Maf54: Are you blonde all over?
    Wally: Are you in rehab?
    Maf54: You first.
    Wally: Yes. Are you in rehab?
    Maf54: MEGO. I totally knew that! Yeah, GD&R. We pretending I be stinky drunk. PITA, dude, PITA. WAZ UP!! \:D/
    Wally: You're going to say you came on to underage boys because you were drunk?
    Maf54: Yep. LABATYD. "Once a cork popper, always a cork popper" will give me a post-Congress career. They're going to say I was overworked. And as long as I keep quiet about who knew what when, I'll be rolling in the dough. NBD.
    Wally: They're running a Walter Jenkins.
    Maf54: No way! Who?
    Wally: LBJ aide, caught with a guy in a public john in '64, charged with indecent exposure.
    Maf54: What happened to him?
    Wally: He faded out of public life.
    Maf54: That's not going to happen to me. I keep quiet, they said I got it made.
    Wally: They're lying to you.
    Maf54: ROFL. You're too suspicious. Are you a big boy?
    Wally: I gotta go.
    Maf54: OMG! You are a big boy! Aren't ya?
    Maf54: You still there?
    Maf54: HELLO!!!!
    Maf54: You gotta type "BRB" when you step away!!!!
    Maf54: Dontcha wanna talk? Don't I make you a little horny? Dude, I am H4U.
    Wally: No.
    Maf54: But I just ripped the new Fall Out Boy!
    Maf54: Hello!!!!
    Maf54: HELLO!!!!
    Maf54: K, Later. Dream about me. A WHET 1.




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    Friday, September 29, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! INTERN SCANDAL!

     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    INTERN SCANDAL!
     
    REPUBLICAN CONGRESS MEMBER MARK FOLEY HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS RETIRING FROM CONGRESS ASAP.
     
    THE ANNOUNCEMENT COMES A DAY AFTER ABC OBTAINED E-MAILS SENT FROM FOLEY TO A 16 YEAR-OLD INTERN.  THE INTERN APPARENTLY WAS BOTHERED BY THE E-MAILS AND HE TURNED THEM OVER TO OTHERS.
     
    IN 1994, AFTER HE SUPPORTED THE DEFENSE OF MARRIAGE ACT (AKA: "NO GAYS ALLOWED"), SPECULATION RAN RAMPANT ABOUT FOLEY'S OWN LIFE AND FOLEY DISMISSED THEM SAYING, "FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK WHAT KIND OF PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS I HAVE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE IS OF ANY RELEVANCE TO ANYONE ELSE."
     
    ABC CLAIMS THE E-MAILS ARE "SEXUALLY EXPLICIT."  AND, SINCE FOLEY HAS CHAMPIONED LEGISLATION TO PROTECT MINORS ONLINE, IT SHOULD BE NOTED THE INTERN HE WAS E-MAILING WAS 16 YEARS-OLD.   FOLEY ALSO VOTED FOR 2 OF THE 4 IMPEACHMENT CHARGES AGAINST BILL CLINTON.
     
    WHEN APPROACHED BY THESE REPORTERS, FOLEY ATTEMPTED TO OUT RACE US.  AFTER IT BECAME OBVIOUS THAT HE COULD NOT SHAKE US, FOLEY AGREED TO BRIEF QUESTIONS.
     
    DID FOLEY HAVE RELATIONS WITH THE BOY?
     
    "POPPY COCK!" SNAPPED FOLEY BEFORE WORRYING OVER HOW "POPPY COCK" MIGHT SOUND.
     
    DID FOLEY SEND INAPPROPRIATE E-MAILS?
     
    "I NEVER ONCE POSED AS SOMEONE IN AFRICA WITH LUNG CANCER WHO WOULD TRANSFER MY FORTUNES TO THE CHILD IF HE WOULD JUST SEND ME HIS BANKING INFORMATION."
     
    DID FOLEY SEND SEXUALLY INAPPROPRIATE E-MAILS?
     
    "NO!"
     
    THEN WHAT IS ABC CLAIMING THEY HAVE, WHAT ARE THEY PLANNING TO BUILD THIS EVENING'S WORLD NEWS TONIGHT AROUND?
     
    FOLEY SWORE HE HAD NO IDEA AND INSISTED HE HAD TO LEAVE.  SHORTLY AFTER, HE CAME BACK OVER TO THESE REPORTERS AND REQUESTED "THE E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR THE BLOND."  THE BLOND (WALLY) THANKED HIM FOR THE INTEREST BUT SAID "NO, THANK YOU."
     
     
    Recommended: "Iraq Snapshot"


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    Thursday, September 28, 2006

    THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY: RAMPAGE FREE!

    BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIX MIX -- BIRMINGHAM, AL.
     
    THIS JUST IN!
     
    BULLY BOY: RAMPAGE FREE!
     
    TODAY AT A FUNDRAISER, WHERE BULLY BOY ALWAYS MAKES HIS MOST IMPORTANT STATEMENTS, BULLY BOY DECRIED THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AS
     
    THE CONFLICT STEMS FROM THE FACT THAT THE RECENTLY SURFACED NIE REVEALS THAT BULLY BOY'S ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAQ HAS NOT ONLY ACTED AS A BREEDING GROUND FOR TERRORISM, IT HAS ALSO LEFT LASTING SCARS IN THE MUSLIM WORLD.
     
    BULLY BOY EXPLAINED IT TO THESE REPORTERS,  "SO WHAT, YOU KNOW, SO WHAT?  I LIKE TO BLOW OFF A LITTLE STEAM.  I'M THE KING AND THAT MEANS I GET TO DO WHAT I WANT. YOU DON'T LIKE IT, F--K OFF.  REALLY.  WHO CARES IF I HAVE MADE THINGS WORSE?  WHO SAYS I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THAT?  IT'S MY PARTY, YEE-HAW!"
     
    IN BIRMINGHAM, ALABAMA, BULLY BOY HELD HANDS WITH BOB RILEY WHO IS NOW RUNNING TO BE RE-ELECTED GOVERNOR OF ALABAMA AND WILL HAVE A GOOD GO OF IT PROVIDED NO ONE LOOKS TO CLOSELY TO HIS OWN INVOLVEMENT IN THE JACK ABRAMOFF LOBBYING/PAYOLA SCANDAL.
     
    AT THE END OF THE FUNDRAISE, BULLY BOY WARBLED HIS OWN SIGNATURE SONG:
     
    RAMPAGE FREE, AS FREE AS THE BOMB BLOWS
    AS FREE AS THE CHAOS GROWS
    RAMPAGE FREE, JUST FOLLOW YOUR HEART
     
    KILL FREE AND MONEY SURROUNDS YOU
    THE WORLD STILL ASTOUNDS YOU
    EACH TIME YOU LOOK AT A GRAVE
     
    RAMPAGE FREE WHERE NO WALLS PROTECT THEM
    RAMPAGE FREE, HURRICANE KATRINA, NEGLECT THEM
    SO THERE'S NO WHERE TO HIDE
     
    RAMPAGE FREE AND DEATH IS WORTH GIVING
    SHARING AND GIVING
    CAUSE I WILL RAMPAGE FREE
    . . .
     


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