Friday, February 17, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CHARMS THE PRESS!


BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

Last updated, Feb. 20, 10:46 am.
THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY STANDS BY HIS VICE PRESIDENT. SORT OF!

TODAY BULLY BOY TOOK QUESTIONS FROM THOSE WHO POSE AS THE DC. PRESS CORP.

"I THINK CHENEY SPOKE . . . I THINK WE HEARD . . . I THINK HE SAID SOME STUFF," BULLY BOY SAID.

AS PESKY SOUL HELEN THOMAS ATTEMPTED TO ASK A QUESTION, BULLY BOY WAVED HIS ARMS IN THE AIR.

"WOAH DOGGIES, YOU DON'T WANT ME," BULLY BOY STATED. "YOU WANT THE TRIGGER MAN."

SURPRISED BY THE LOUD ROAR OF LAUGHER AND APPLAUSE, BULLY BOY LOOKED AROUND NERVOUSLY FOR A MINUTE BEFORE GRINNING.

"ALRIGHT THEN. LET ME FOLLOW THAT WITH THERE IS NO TRUTH TO THE RUMORS THAT DICK CHENEY IS LEAVING MY ADMINISTRATION. YES, HE WILL BE FRONTING A NEWLY FORMED GUNS & ROSES, BUT THAT WILL BE ON HIS TIME."

OVER THE LAUGHER AND APPLAUSE, NBC'S DAVID GREGORY WAS HEARD YELLING, "I LOVE YOU, MR. BULLY BOY! I LOVE YOU!"

"LOVE YOU TOO, STRETCH," BULLY BOY SAID WARMING UP, "BUT CHENEY'S AIM IS SO BAD."

BULLY BOY GESTURED TO THE PRESS CORP WHO JOINED IN THE FESTIVITIES BY HOLLERING BACK, "HOW BAD IS IT!"

"CHENEY'S AIM IS SO BAD, LYNNE JUST HAD TO BUY HIM A TOILET TANK TARGET."

BULLY BOY THEN BASKED IN 5 MINUTES OF APPLAUSE AND ADULATION FROM THE DC. PRESS CORP.


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