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FBI
DIRECTOR KA$H PATEL SUMMONED THESE REPORTERS TO HIS OFFICE AT THE
RONALD REAGAN BUILDING AND INTERNATIONAL TRADE CENTER TO IMPLORE US TO
PRINT THE TRUTH. HE'S SUING THE ATLANTIC FOR NOT PRINTING THE TRUTH,
SUING THEM
FOR $250 MILLION DOLLARS!
"I
DON'T DRINK!" HE INSISTED, WIPING SWEAT FROM HIS FURROWED BROW.
SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE WALKED OVER TO A COUNTERTOP WHERE HE GRABBED A
PITCHER OF ICE WATER AND POURED HIMSELF A CUP. "NEVER! I DON'T DRINK
ANYTHING!"
GUZZLING DOWN A GLASS OF WATER, KA$H PAUSED, LOOKED AT HIS GLASS AND THEN AT US.
"WELL . . ." HE SAID SLOWLY, "I DRINK WATER. EVERYONE DRINKS WATER."
SHAKING
HIS HEAD, HE WENT TO HIS MINI-FRIDGE AND PULLED OUT A DIET COKE BEFORE
SITTING BACK IN HIS CHAIR, POPPING THE CAN OPEN AND TAKING A DEEP SWIG.
NODDING TO HIMSELF, HE WHISPERED, "I GOT THIS."
THEN HE LOOKED AT THE CAN OF DIET COKE IN HIS HAND AND THEN BACK AT US.
"OKAY, OKAY," HE SAID FIRMLY, "I DRINK DIET COKE. BUT EVERYONE DRINKS DIET COKE."
HE POURED HIS DIET COKE INTO HIS NOW EMPTY WATER GLASS.
"PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN TELL CRAZY LIES ALL THE TIME," HE SAID OPENING A DRAWER OF HIS DESK.
HE PULLED OUT A BOTTLE OF REMY MARTIN AND POPPED THE TOP OFF IT BEFORE POURING A HEALTH SPLASH INTO HIS FORMER WATER GLASS.
DOWNING THE CONTENTS IN ONE GULP, HE SAT THE NOW EMPTY GLASS DOWN ON HIS DESK AND WIPED HIS MOUTH WITH HIS SHIRT SLEEVE.
LOOKING UP AT US, HIS EYES DARTED AROUND THE ROOM THEN OVER TO THE BOTTLE OF REMY MARTIN.
"A LITTLE COKE AND COGNAC," HE SHRUGGED. "EVERYBODY DRINKS A LITTLE COKE AND COGNAC. I CAN TAKE IT OR I CAN LEAVE IT."
HIS EYES DARTED AROUND THE ROOM AGAIN AND THEN HE LEANED IN AND ASKED, "ANYBODY GOT ANY BLOW?"
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
Fitzpatrick's report opens:
On Friday, April 10, as
FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he
struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became
convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically
calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White
House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of
these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”
Patel
oversees an agency that employs roughly 38,000 people, including many
who are trained to investigate and verify information that can be
presented under oath in a court of law. News of his emotional outburst
ricocheted through the bureau, prompting chatter among officials and, in
some corners of the building, expressions of relief. The White House
fielded calls from the bureau and from members of Congress asking who
was now in charge of the FBI.
It
turned out that the answer was still Patel. He had not been fired. The
access problem, two people familiar with the matter said, appears to
have been a technical error, and it was quickly resolved. “It was all
ultimately bullshit,” one FBI official told me.
But
Patel, according to multiple current officials, as well as former
officials who have stayed close to him, is deeply concerned that his job
is in jeopardy.
The Atlantic report,
published Friday evening, claimed that Patel is known to drink to the
point of obvious intoxication at clubs in Washington, D.C. and his home
city of Las Vegas, violating FBI conduct standards and potentially
leaving the nation’s top law enforcement official vulnerable to coercion
or exploitation.
The
director’s drinking reportedly angered President Donald Trump, who is
famously sober, and whose brother died from alcoholism-related health
issues. Trump called Patel after the director was seen chugging beer with members of the victorious U.S. Olympic men’s hockey team to express his displeasure, according to the report.
Sources told The Atlantic
that Patel’s alleged conduct at the helm of the FBI has alarmed
officials about what would happen if the bureau was needed in a national
crisis, such as a terror attack.
Friday’s Atlantic
story also stated that Patel has drunk “to the point of obvious
intoxication” in public, often at Ned’s in Washington, D.C., and at the
Poodle Room in Las Vegas, where he lives. On occasion, the FBI has even
reportedly had to reschedule meetings “as a result of his alcohol-fueled
nights, six current and former officials and others familiar with
Patel’s schedule” told The Atlantic.
In
some cases, the director’s FBI security detail had difficulty waking
him because he was so drunk. In one incident, the FBI had to use
“breaching equipment” of the sort SWAT teams use:
On
multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had
difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicated, according
to information supplied to Justice Department and White House
officials. A request for “breaching equipment”—normally used by SWAT and
hostage-rescue teams to quickly gain entry into buildings—was made last
year because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors, according
to multiple people familiar with the request.
The
report mentions Patel’s appearance in the U.S. men’s hockey team locker
room after its win over Canada in the Olympic gold medal game in Italy.
Patel was captured on camera chugging a beer. The scene reportedly prompted Trump to let Patel know he was unhappy with the director’s behavior.
Ka$h
Patel. It's a long list of potential fires Chump's considering --
there's Hegseth, Tulsi Gabbard, Lori Chavez-DeRemer, and Ka$h are just a
few of the names. That's what happens when you nominate unqualified
people to posts. In most cases, they are not able to handle the job.
And that means that they're always in danger of being fired.
Ka$h
has misused government funds and resources on his girlfriend and on his
hobby as a hockey nut and he's done a very poor job as FBI director --
one screw up after another, always quick to run to the press with
self-congratulations only to have the 'we've done it!' explode in his
face.
Bongino's gone, Bondi's gone. Ka$h is the last big name in his department and he could be next.
He
gets so drunk apparently, per what Fitzpatrick told Jen Psaki, that the
FBI had to force open his front door one morning when they couldn't
reach him by phone and he wasn't answering his door. He apparently got
blotto drunk and was passed out and unable to awaken on his own.
This is who's running the FBI?
Ewan Gleadow (RAW STORY) reports:
Senator Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) took to Bluesky and suggested an
exclusive from The Atlantic would be enough to see Patel removed from
his post. He wrote, "Stooge Patel getting sloshed at the 'Poodle Room' in Vegas? You simply cannot make this up!! Too good. Start the clock."
Patel has exhibited erratic behavior, including unexplained absences and what witnesses described as "bouts of excessive drinking" that have alarmed FBI staff, according to Sarah Fitzpatrick's investigation in The Atlantic.
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