CRANKY CLINTON LOST THE 2016 U.S. PRESIDENCY SO BAD THAT EVEN FORMER U.S. PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER VOTED FOR BERNIE SANDERS IN THE PRIMARY.
WHEN CRANKY HEARD WHAT CARTER STATED, SHE BEGAN SCREAMING "PEANUT HEAD!" AT HIGH VOLUME AND RAN THROUGH A BUSY, MID-DAY PARK KICKING CHILDREN OUT OF THE WAY.
ONE KICK -- WORTHY OF PELE -- SENT A LITTLE 3-YEAR-OLD GIRL FLYING FOR 3 YARDS AND 0NE-AND-A-HALF FEET.
"THE WORLD WILL BE MINE," CRANKY ROARED BEFORE VANISHING IN AN EXPLOSION OF FIRE AND BRIMSTONE.
FROM THE TCI WIRE:
What lies do they teach in high school to instill pride in US institutions these days?
Many high school students—soon to register for the draft—have never known a U.S. not at war in Afghanistan and Iraq. j.mp/2pZBenK
How do you sell that?
Iraq didn't attack the US, neither did Afghanistan.
But one war is 14 years old and the other is 16 years.
Can't sell them as 'success.'
Successful wars don't last over a decade.
Can't sell them as defense -- again, neither country attacked the US.
Over a million Iraqis killed before this decade even started.
Maybe you could try 'humanitarian' but you'd probably have to quickly add "gone deadly wrong."
How do you sell these wars?
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