IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THESE REPORTERS -- MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- U.S. HOUSE REPRESENTATIVE DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ EXPLAINS THAT HER PROBLEMS OF LATE CAN ALL BE PINNED ON NASAL ISSUES.
"FOR SIXTEEN MONTHS NOW," DEBBIE EXPLAINED, "I'VE HAD TROUBLE BREATHING FREELY DUE TO A BLOCKAGE IN MY RIGHT NOSTRIL."
SHOWN IN PHOTO BELOW, DEBBIE STRUGGLES TO BREATHE OUT HER RIGHT NOSTRIL.
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THE BLOCKAGE TURNED OUT TO BE A PARTICULARLY THICK AND WIDE BOOGER THAT HAD LODGED DEEPLY IN HER RIGHT NOSTRIL.
"I TRIED PICKING IT," DEBBIE ADDED. "BUT EVEN WITH MY PRESS ON NAILS, I JUST COULDN'T GET TO IT. WE FINALLY FLUSHED IT OUT. AND NOW I CAN SEE AND THINK BETTER. ALL OF MY DISASTER DECISIONS WERE BASED UPON THE BOOGER INTERFERING WITH MY BREATHING AND MY BRAIN PATTERNS."
Starting with Hillary Clinton who is apparently on a mission to become this century's John and Martha Mitchell combined. Sloppy drunk? It's in there. It's all in the book. It's dishy and trashy and someone thought she was presidential?
If she had a better ghost writer, she might be able to set herself up as the next Jaqueline Susann.
It's dishy and trashy and she's yet again managed to set a bad example to all.
The good news for the country?
It's unlikely she'll try for president next go round.
We know she won't accept the results -- even if she pledges to do so.
Her book is another ghost written embarrassment intended to make money. She's shameless in sporting her greed which includes outrageous prices for tickets to see her.
And she wonders why the working class felt she was out of touch with their issues?
Two questions that need to be answered.
First, why are US taxpayers paying for Secret Service protection?
She's getting millions for this book so why does the American people have to pay for her protection at her book promotion efforts?
Shouldn't Hillary pick up that tab?
Second, she voted for the Iraq War.
How much of the book's proceeds will she be donating to veterans?
Her greed must be her chief motivator.
When is enough for Hillary?
When does she give back?
She said her vote for the war was a mistake.
Okay, atone for your mistake, don't just line your own pockets.
She voted for the war.
The war that still drags on.
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