BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
7:22pm revised editionTODAY IN WASHINGTON, DC. BULLY BOY RAGED AGAINST CONDI RICE.
"SHE GETS AWAY WITH IT! SHE ALWAYS GETS AWAY WITH IT!" BULLY BOY WHINED STOMPING HIS FEET.
BULLY BOY WAS REFERRING TO HIS PREVIOUS PUBLIC EXCUSE FOR THE BREAKDOWN FOLLOWING HURRICANE KATRINA: "I DON'T THINK ANYBODY ANTICIPATED THE BREACH OF THE LEVEES."
"CONDI GETS AWAY WITH IT!" INSISTED BULLY BOY. "WHY, OH WHY
CAN'T I?"
SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, WHITE HOUSE PET, AND VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY ATTEMPTED TO COMFORT THE BULLY BOY AS MICHAEL "BROWNIE" BROWN TESTIFIED IN PUBLIC TO A SENATE COMMITTEE HEARING.
SOBBING, BULLY BOY DEMANDED RICE.
"CONDI SHOULD BE HERE! WHERE IS SHE?" BULLY BOY DEMANDED.
"SHE'S TALKING TO VLADIMIR PUTIN ABOUT HAMAS," VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY EXPLAINED.
"HAMAS! THIS IS NO TIME TO BE SWAPPING RECIPES!"
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