Wednesday, June 21, 2006

THIS JUST IN! WHO'S TRAVELING WITH THE BULLY BOY!


BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

WHO'S TRAVELING WITH THE BULLY BOY!

AS THE GLOBE REPORTS LAURA'S WALKED OUT ON THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES, WHO IS THAT WOMAN TRAVELING THROUGH AUSTRIA WITH HIM?

BULLY BOY PRESS EXCLUSIVE. IT'S THE LOOK ALIKE IMPOSTER WHO HAS BEEN SHOWING UP AT WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCES SOUSED ON LONE START BEER.

THE ALLEGED FIRST LADY LAURA SAID IN AUSTRIA TODAY, "WE GET UP ABOUT 5:30 A.M. THE . . . [UNINTELLIGABLE; EDITOR'S NOTE: "BULLY BOY"] GETS UP AND GOES IN AND GETS THE COFFEE AND BRINGS IT BACK TO ME IN BED. VERY NICE OF HIM."


GOES IN? "GOES IN?"

GOES IN WHERE? TO DENNY'S?

THE FIRST LADY IMPOSTER IS OBVIOUSLY UNAWARE THAT COFFEE IS MADE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. WILL ANYONE NOTICE?



Related: "THIS JUST IN! THAT'S NOT LAURA BUSH!"

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