Thursday, December 01, 2016

THIS JUST IN! CRANKY CLINTON'S FOUND SOMEBODY TO LOVE!

BULLY BOY PRESS &   CEDRIC'S BIG MIX -- THE KOOL AID TABLE


AFTER FAILING TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP -- THE CANDIDATE THE PRESS SWORE A PET ROCK COULD BEAT IN ANY RACE -- CRANKY CLINTON JUST CAN'T SEEM TO LEAVE PUBLIC LIFE.

WHETHER DANGLING FROM A MEAT HOOK OR YET AGAIN HITTING THE HIKING TRAIL -- WHERE SHE ALSO LEADS IN THE POPULAR VOTE -- SHE'S ALL OVER THE NEWS.

AND MOST RECENTLY, AT A UNICEF GALA WHERE -- SHOCK OF ALL SHOCKERS -- SHE WAS BACK TO WEARING HEAVY MAKE UP AND, CHRIST, SHE'S EVEN COMBED HER HAIR.

WHILE A THOUSAND AND ONE TWITTER ACCOUNTS AND WOMEN'S MAGAZINES WENT SILENT IN DISGUST -- HAVING APPLAUDED HER 'TRIUMPH' AT THE CHILDREN'S DEFENSE FUND AS A BRAVE NEW LOOK WHAT WITH THE NO MAKE UP AND UNPLUCKED CHIN HAIRS -- CRANKY CLINTON SPOKE WITH THESE REPORTERS.

IN SONG.


YES, WITH HER LOOKS AND ATTITUDE, SELF-LOVE IS THE BEST OPTION.





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