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19 people and 3 Russian companies have either been indicted or pleaded guilty to criminal charges including Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort.
The largest criminal case involves 13 Russians & 3 Russian companies, accused of conspiring to fund a hidden social media campaign.

REACHED FOR COMMENT BY THESE REPORTERS FAILED ADULT ACTRESS ALYSSA MILANO ASKED, "WHAT? DID I GET THE TALKING POINTS WRONG? I KNOW I'M REALLY STUPID BUT I USED TO BE CUTE. REMEMBER? ABOUT 18 YEARS AGO? I WAS CONSIDERED CUTE AND PEOPLE LIKED ME. I HAD A CAREER AND EVERYTHING. NOW I'M OLD AND WRINKLED AND BITTER AND WHEN I WAS CALLED FAT BY JAY MOHR, I THREW A FIT AND FORCED HIM TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE BITTER FATTIES LIKE ME CAN'T FACE THE TRUTH. ATKINS IS DROPPING ME. I'M ABOUT TO GET A LOT MORE BITTER. AND FATTER. BUT YOU BETTER NOT CALL ME FAT! I'LL THROW ANOTHER ONLINE TANTRUM!"

FROM THE TCI WIRE:

Now a new development about Rukmini Callimachi and her trashy ways. We long noted the 'journalist' for THE NEW YORK TIMES was worse than Judith Miller. More recently, we've taken to calling her the Hobby Lobby of journalists after she stole thousands of documents.

The paper of no record can't afford anymore criticism so they've announced they will return the stolen documents. ALJAZEERA reports:

The New York Times plans to return thousands of documents its journalists "recovered" from Iraq.

The newspaper, which came under fire for removing the documents from the country, also said it would digitise the files and make them available to the public.

According to a statement on Thursday, NYT correspondent Rukmini Callimachi, who has been covering the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL, also known as ISIS), noted that the newspaper is "seeking a partner to digitize" the documents and make them publicly available online.

Before you think everything's now going to be alright, this is THE NEW YORK TIMES so there are still problems.

‏ @Farhanistan

NYT conceals the ID of the perpetrator but publish the biographical information of the victims. Aren't Iraqi civilians worthy of the same kindness the NYT bestows onto ISIS? The ISIS files are in the hands of reckless journalists & must be returned to Iraq

6:23 AM - 31 May 2018

Also, this is NYT so it turns out that they got their (own) story wrong. They didn't just decide to return it, they were ordered to by the Iraqi government:

Haidar Sumeri‏ @IraqiSecurity 13h13 hours ago

EXCLUSIVE:

I've obtained a letter from Iraq's National Intelligence Service requesting that the @nytimes returns the 15,000 "ISIS Files" illegally seized and smuggled out of #Iraq by @rcallimachi and her team.

NYT said today that they plan to "donate" the files back to Iraq. 