Friday, October 06, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BAD TIMES FOR BULLY BOY!

 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BAD TIMES FOR BULLY BOY!
 
WITH "DIRTY DEPENDS" MONTH OVER, REPUBLICANS SCRAMBLE TO FIND SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO GET THEM SOME TRACTION AS THE NOVEMBER ELECTION LOOMS.
 
SHOULD THEY STAND BY THE BULLY BOY OR DISTANCE THEMSELVES?
 
 
 
 
IN NORTH CAROLINA, A CHEMICAL PLANT HAS CAUGHT FIRE AND 17,000 RESIDENTS OF RALEIGH HAVE BEEN EVACUATED. AS USUAL NO COMMENT OR ACTION FROM THE FEDERAL AGENCY THAT IS SUPPOSED TO REGULATE THE INDUSTRY -- SHADES OF THE E-COLI OUTBREAK IN SPINACH.
 
KARL ROVE'S "KEY AIDE" AND BULLY BOY'S "SPECIAL ASSISTANT" (SHE HELPED JIGGLE HIS LIPS SO HE COULD READ) SUSAN RALSTON HAS RESIGNED.  RALSTON PREVIOUSLY SERVED AS THE ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT TO JACK ABRAMOFF THE NOW "DISGRACED LOBBYIST" WHO HAS PLED GUILTY TO BREAKING THE LAW.
 
 
 
SO, CONSISTENT WITH THEIR USUAL BEHAVIOR, NO ONE IS TELLING HIM HOW BAD THINGS ARE.
 
SAID SECRETARY OF DEFENSE DONALD RUMSFELD, "HE'S GOT A PLAY DATE SATURDAY AND IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW PAIR OF 'BIG BOY' SHORTS SO NO ONE WANTS TO UPSET HIM."
 
 
 


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