Friday, June 09, 2006

THIS JUST IN! IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!

THE OCCUPATION PUPPET GOT HIS STRINGS PULLED AS BULLY BOY FARMED OUT MORE DUTIES.

ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 2 500-POUND BOMBS WERE DROPPED ON OR NEAR OR A FEW HOPS AND A SKIP FROM A HOUSE BELIEVED TO BE HOUSING THE MYTHIC ZARQAWI.

IT HAS NOW EMERGED THAT ZARQAWI OR "ZARQAWI" DID NOT DIE IMMEDIATELY IN THE BLAST.

BULLY BOY PRESS BREAKS THE EXCLUSIVE SHOCKER. THURSDAY NIGHT TONY BLAIR, POODLE AND BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, AND BULLY BOY PHONED NOURI AL-MALIKI "CONGRATULATING HIM ON AL-ZARQAWI'S DEATH."

AL-MALIKI WAS FLYING THE PLANE THAT DROPPED THE TWO BOMBS.

NEXT UP, BULLY BOY INTENDS TO HAVE HIM RESURFACING THE ROADS IN BASRA.






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Thursday, June 08, 2006

THIS JUST IN! AMERICANS STILL HATE BULLY BOY'S WAR OF CHOICE!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

AMERICANS STILL HATE BULLY BOY'S WAR OF CHOICE!

DESPITE DISPLAYING PHOTOS OF A DEAD MAN LIKE BULLY BOY HAD JUST PASSED HIM THROUGH THE BIRTHING CANAL, AMERICANS STILL HATE WAR.

A NEW POLL OUT TODAY FOUND THAT 59% OF AMERICANS DISAPPROVE OF THE WAR.

SAID KARL ROVE, "OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT SOME MORE BODIES ON SHOW. WE'RE GOING TO NEED THEM QUICK. SOMEBODY GIVE CHENEY A GUN."




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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!
 
A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE ASKING TO BE KNOWN AS SHALLOW THROAT CALLED FROM THE MAYFLOWER HOTEL WITH A TIP.  SHALLOW THROAT SAID THE BULLY BOY WAS NOT TURNING DOWN THE PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE FROM A MAN, HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO PROPOSE HIMSELF.
 
"IT'S ALL INTER-RELATED," SAID SHALLOW THROAT, "CONNECT THE DOTS AND YOU'LL SEE THAT HE'S A SPURNED MAN ACTING OUT OF ANGER BECAUSE HE WAS TURNED DOWN BY -- OH CRAP!  I'M OUT OF LONE STAR BEER."
 
WITH THAT SHALLOW THROAT HUNG UP.
 
PIECING TOGETHER THE DOTS, BULLY BOY PRESS IS ABLE TO DECLARE THAT IT IS INDEED ALL RELATED.
 
CONNECT THE DOTS.
 
 
 
 
OPERATING UNDER SHALLOW THROAT'S PREMISE, BULLY BOY'S ACTIONS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN BASED ON HIS ROMANTIC PURSUIT OF HUGO CHAVEZ BEING SPURNED.
 
 
 

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Monday, June 05, 2006

THIS JUST IN! MTV SNUB LEADS TO PROPOSED BAN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

MTV SNUB LEADS TO PROPOSED BAN!

THIS AFTERNOON BULLY BOY BLUSTERED ON ABOUT THE NEED FOR AN AMENDMENT TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE.

"OUR POLICIES SHOULD AIM TO STRENGTHEN FAMILIES, NOT UNDERMINE THEM," SAID THE BULLY BOY DESPITE RUMORS THAT THE FIRST LADY NOW LIVES IT UP IN THE MAYFLOWER HOTEL IN SOME SORT OF CATHERINE DENEUVE BELLE DE JOUR TAKE OFF.

WHILE SOME ARE SEING THE LATEST ATTEMPT TO SCARE MIDDLE AMERICA AS JUST ANOTHER TACTIC TO SCARE UP VOTERS, INSIDERS ARE SAYING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT.

"THIS GAY SEX SPEECH," SAID ONE INSDER, "IS ALL ABOUT DICK. DICK CONTROLS BULLY BOY."

INDEED.







AND DICK'S FEELING MIGHTY TICKED OFF AFTER SUNDAY NIGHT'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS CONTINUED HIS LOSING STREAK. NOT ONLY WAS BROKEDOWN DEMOCRACY SHUT OUT OF ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS BUT EFFORTS AT AN INTENSIVE WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN TO GRAB A BUCKET OF GOLD PLATED POPCORN AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS FAILED MISERABLY.

INSTEAD OF WINNING BEST MOVIE KISS, CHENEY (AND BULLY BOY) LOST OUT TO JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND HEATH LEDGER. CONDI RICE ATTEMPTED TO CONSOLE VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY BY TELLING HIM THAT "NO ONE COULD HAVE GUESSED" THAT HE AND BULLY BOY WOULD BE SHUT OUT OF ALL THE AWARDS.

WELL NOTORIUS DICK WASN'T HAVING IT.

AND HE WASN'T ABOUT TO LET JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND HEATH LEDGER GRAB ALL THE HEADLINES.

"I WON'T BE PUNKED BY TWO YOUNGS PUNKS!" CHENEY HOLLERED BEFORE ORDERING BULLY BOY TO GET HIS "CANDY ASS" OUT FRONT AND CENTER AND KNOCK GYLLENHAAL AND LEDGER OUT OF THE NEWS CYCLE.

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Friday, June 02, 2006

THIS JUST IN! CONDI RICE SAYS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR IRAN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

CONDI RICE SAYS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR IRAN.

SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE TAKES HER JOB VERY SERIOUSLY.

OR AS SERIOUSLY AS SHE UNDERSTANDS HER JOB.

TODAY SHE ANNOUNCED THAT IRAN BETTER RESPOND QUICKLY. THEN SHE "PRESSES" THEM TO RESPOND. THEN SHE DECLARED IT WAS IRAN'S "MOMENT OF TRUTH."

"AFFAIRS OF THE HEART ARE AFFAIRS OF THE STATE," EXPLAINED CONDI. "BULLY BOY'S TRYING REAL HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR THE FACE TO FACE. I WILL NOT HAVE HIM LEFT THE FAT GIRL PLAYING WALLFLOWER AT THE DANCE. THAT HURTS. I KNOW."







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Thursday, June 01, 2006

THIS JUST IN! FATTY DEPOSITS ON THE BOOTIE MAKE BULLY BOY BLUSH!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
FATTY DEPOSITS ON THE BOOTIE MAKE BULLY BOY BLUSH!
 
 
JUST YESTERDAY, BULLY BOY WAS GIDDY AT THE IDEA OF MEETING WITH IRAN.  THEN THIS MORNING, EVERY THING CHANGED.
 
 
 
 
NOT EXACLY "I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING . . . IN PERFECT HARMONY."
 
 
WHAT HAD BULLY BOY SPITTING MAD?  SO ANGRY HE USED "ABSTINENCE" IN PLACE OF "OBSTINANCE"?
 
 
A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, REVEALED THAT THE MORNING PRIOR TO THE SPEECH HAD BEEN SPENT IN FRONT OF A THREE-WAY-MIRROR WITH VARIOUS BATHING SUITS.  BULLY BOY WAS PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE MICRO-BIKINI, THE STRING BIKININ AND THE BRAZILIAN BIKINI. 
 
 
AFTER BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE FOR 30 MINUTES, SHE FINALLY SAID HE COULD TRY THEM ON.
 
 
GETTING INTO THE MOOD, ALBERTO GONZALES, WORLD CHAMPION IN THE BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK ALIKE CONTEST AND ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES, SAID, "HEY, I'LL TRY ON THE THE ONE WITH THE TRIANGLE TOP AND THE STRING SIDE BOTTOM.  I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, UNLIKE THE PRESS THAT I WILL CRUSH UNTIL THEY SPIT OUT EACH AND EVERY SOURCE THEY'VE EVER HAD AND BEG ME FOR MERCY BECAUSE I AM THE LORD AND THE AVENGER AND I WILL --"
 
NOTICING EVERYONE STARING AT HIM, ALBERTO SHRUGGED AND BEGAN SQUEEZING INTO HIS BIKINI.
 
 
TWIRLING AROUND, HE SEEMED QUITE PLEASED THOUGH HE DID WONDER IF IT CAME IN YELLOW?
 
 
BULLY BOY, ON THE OTHER HAND BURST INTO TEARS. 
 
 
POINTING TO THE FATTY DEPOSITS ON BOTH OF HIS OWN CHEEKS (REAR CHEEKS), BULLY BOY SLAPPED THEM AND THEY DISAPPEARED INTO A FRENZY OF WAVES AND RIPPLES.
 
 
CONDI ATTEMPTED TO REASSURE HIM THAT THIS WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL BUT BULLY BOY POINTED OUT THAT ALBERTO DIDN'T HAVE THEM "AND HE'S A BIG BONED GUY." 
 
 
 
CONDI'S ATTEMPTS TO CALM HIM DOWN WERE OF LITTLE HELP AS BULLY BOY WORKED HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY INSISTING HE WAS SO FAT THAT NO 1 WOULD EVER WANT HIM AND THERE WAS NO WAY HE WAS GOING TO THE BEACH THIS SUMMER, "NOT WITH ALL THAT JUNK IN MY TRUNK!"
 
 
 
"THAT'S WHY," THE SOURCE EXPLAINED, "HE USED 'FIRM' AND 'ABSTINENCE.'  'FIRM' BECAUSE HE CAN'T FORGET THE SIGHT OF ALBERTO IN THE BIKINI AND
'ABSTINENCE'  BECAUSE HE'S GIVING UP SWEETS UNTIL HE CAN MAKE A DENT IN THOSE FATTY ROLLS.  THERE'S EVEN TALK OF REPLACING DONALD RUMSFELD AS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE WITH JERROD FROM SUBWAY."
 
 
 
 
 

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY ALMOST READY FOR BIKINI SEASON!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.


THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY ALMOST READY FOR BIKINI SEASON!

HAVING LOST SIX OF THE SELF-DEFINED TEN POUNDS NEEDED, BULLY BOY IS SO PLEASED WITH HIS 'TRIM' FIGURE THAT CONDI RICE IS ANNOUNCING THAT IRAN AND BULLY BOY MAY BE GETTING CLOSE TO A FACE TO FACE.

AS READERS OF THE BULLY BOY PRESS REMEMBER, BULLY BOY HAS HAD TO STALL OFF REQUESTS FOR CONTACT FROM IRAN AS HE ATTEMPTED TO LOSE TEN POUNDS, WHAT HE HAS CALLED HIS "FROSHMAN TEN" REFERRING TO THE TEN POUNDS WIDELY RUMORED TO BE GAINED IN THE FIRST YEAR.

THOUGH CURRENTLY IN THE SIXTH YEAR OF HIS OCCUPATION OF THE OVAL OFFICE, BULLY BOY SEES HIMSELF AS BEING ON A LEARNING CURVE WHICH IS ABOUT AS LIKELY AS THE LONG RUMORED 'TURNED CORNER' IN IRAQ.


CONDITIONS FOR THE FACE TO FACE ARE BEING SET AND ARE RUMORED TO INCLUDE THAT IF THE BULLY BOY DOES NOT LOSE THE LAST FOUR POUNDS, NO ONE CAN COMMENT ON THAT OR MAKE JOKES OF "FATTY-FATTY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
(THE ANSWER TO THAT WHIMSICAL TAUNT IS , OF COURSE, IS CONDI RICE.)

A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, HONEST, SAYS THAT BULLY BOY HAS HIS EYES ON A POLKADOT TWO-PIECE BUT SECRETARY OF STATE RICE IS ADVISING THAT A VERTICAL STRIPE PATTERN WOULD BE MORE "SLIMMING."

"HE POUTS WHEN SHE BRINGS THAT UP," SAID UNIDENTIFIED SOURCE. "HE REALLY HAS HIS HEART SET ON DOTS. HE SAYS THEY REMIND HIM OF THE MAP OF ALL THE U.S. BASES HE'D LIKE TO SET UP AROUND THE GLOBE."

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

THIS JUST IN! HORN DOG BULLY BOY KEEPS ON TAPPING!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

HORN DOG BULLY BOY KEEPS ON TAPPING!

SNOW'S OUT, PAULSON'S IN.

NO, NOT TONY SNOW. JOHN SNOW.

REMEMBER WHEN BULLY BOY TAPPED HIM SOME TONY SNOW?

BULLY BOY "TAPS PAULSON" -- AND WHAT DOES THE FIRST LADY THINK ABOUT THAT????????


ANNOUNCING THE NEWLY TAPPED HENRY M. PAULSON JR. BECOMING TREASURY SECRETARY, BULLY BOY DECLARED THAT PAULSON HAD "AN ABILITY TO EXPLAIN ECONOMIC ISSUES IN CLEAR TERMS."


A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE, NOT SCOTT MCCLELLAN, REVEALED THAT MEANS,
"HE TELLS THE BULLY BOYS IT'S FOUR QUARTERS IN A DOLLAR, NOT THREE. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN BULLY BOY ASKS FOR CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR AND GETS RIPPED OFF. KARL ROVE PROBABLY POCKETS AN EXTRA 20 BUCKS A WEEK OFF THAT ALONE."


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Monday, May 29, 2006

The news

Good morning, it's Memorial Day, Monday, May 29, 2006. Here are a collection of news stories put together by The Third Estate Sunday Review's Dona, Jess, Ty, Ava and Jim;
Cedric of Cedric's Big Mix;
Wally of The Daily Jot,
Trina of Trina's Kitchen
and Dallas.

Starting with the Iraq snapshot.

In Baghdad Sunday, Sheik Osama al-Jadaan and at least one of his bodyguards is dead as a result of an ambush. al-Jadaan had been seen by some as an ally with the US administration. al-Jadaan and the bodyguard were among the at least nine Iraqis who were killed on Sunday, roadside bombs continued to be a party of Iraqi daily life and another daily feature continued as at least ten more corpses were found in Baghdad. There have been sixty American military deaths for the month of May bringing the fatality count to 2464 since the illegal invasion in March of 2003. In addition to American military helicopter pilots are missing, the AFP reports, after the helicopter crashed on Saturday. In Baquba, a new feature to the occupation emerged as three severed heads were flung out of a moving vehicle. Near Baquba, Monday has already seen eleven die from a bombing, Reuters reports. This as the United States Pentagon believes their investigation into the apparent slaughter of civilians in Haditha is winding down -- the estimated 24 civilians died in November. United States House Representative John Mutha maintains that what happened in November is as important as apparent attempts to cover up the events and to stall an investigation into them.
United States Senator John Warner has stated that the Senate Arms Committee, which he chairs, will hold a full investigation into "what happened . . . when it happened . . . what was the immediate reaction of the senior officers."

Meanwhile Nouri al-Maliki, Iraqi prime minister, has failed to meet another one of his predicitions. He set a date for himself to establish his cabinet and he didn't meet it. He just managed to meet the constitutional deadline (May 22) for the cabinet but did so only by
leaving posts vacant. Last week, he announced that he would be fill the vacant posts this weekend. Unless Iraq's having a three day weekend, he's again failed another of his own predicitions -- there remains no heads for the interior, defense and homeland security ministries.

This as Andy McSmith reports (Independent of London) that British troops in Iraq are now being attacked attacked sixty times a month since the start of the year, an increase of 26% since last year. This as the BBC reports that at least 1,000 British troops have deserted since the start of the illegal war.

In Indonesia, an earthquake on Saturday has now claimed the lives of at least 5115.
Heavy rains are preventing some attempts at rescue. This as the Phillipines have been hit with an earthquake that measured 5.3 on the Richter scale -- no injuries or deaths are reported.
The Indonesian earthquake was measured 6.2 on the Richter scale and the United Nations Disaster Assessment and Coordination (UNDAC) immediately went on alert with news of the quake. Aid agencies, including the Indoensian Red Cross, began providing assistance on Saturday including foods; however, as noted earlier, heavy rains are preventing some attempts at rescue and relief. IPS reports that this is Indonesia's worst disaster since the tsunami in December 2004 and that doctors and medical supplies are in short supply.
"The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies is launching an emergency appeal for 12 million Swiss francs ($9.79 million USD/ €7.68 million) to support the Indonesian Red Cross (PMI) in providing assistance to the survivors of the earthquake." As noted on KPFA's Evening News Sunday, people are sleeping in the streets as they await emergency assistance and the United States government has pledged 2.5 million dollars while the Euopean Union has pledged 3.8 million dollars.


In the United States, fire fighters have discovered the body of another victim of last fall's Hurricane Katrina "in the rear laundry room" of a New Orleans house they were searching.
The current official count of those killed by Hurricane Katrina is 1577.

In Afghanistan, a demonstration was held following a traffic incident. The BBC reports that four died when a US convoy entered rush hour traffic. The AP reports that three humvees were involved on the US side and quotes eye witness Mohammad Wali, "The American convoy hit all the vehicles which were in their way. They didn't care about the civilians at all." At least four demonstrators have died, shot by "U.S. and Afghan security forces."

Meanwhile, as the situation on the ground in East Timor grows more dangerous and deadly,
the United Nations is relocating UN family members and non-essential staff to Darwin Australia. Last week, East Timor handed over security duties to Australian forces following shootings, houses being set on fire and other violence. East Timor's president and prime minister are holding talks to discuss resolutions to the current situation while crowds have gathered outside the presidential palace calling for the resignation of the prime minister. The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Screscent Socities trace the current wave of violence to
March of this year and are attempting to assist over 25,000 displaced persons. The IFRCRSS's estimates that 50,000 have left their homes due to the current violence. As the violence continues Australia's Federal Justice Minister Chris Ellison has been quoted as saying,
"The United Nations, though, was the lead agency in all of this and the United Nations was, it had planned to pull out in a month's time. So I think really it's a question of the United Nations in this issue of whether people pulled out or not. It was the lead agency, not Australia." Peter Lewis reports that the New Zealand embassy in East Timor had to temporarily relocate the the Australian embassay due to threats from "armed thugs."


Yesterday, though the San Francisco Giants lost to the Colorado Rockies, Barry Bonds broke Babe Ruth's record for home runs. Bonds' 715 home runs now leaves him ahead of Ruth but behind Hank Aaron (755).

Though it seems long ago that Harriet Miers was in the running for the United States Supreme Court, those who remember the media coverage will remember Texas Supreme Court Justice Nathan Hecht. The media friendly Hecht has received an admonishment from the Texas Commission on Judicial Conduct for "improperly using his position" to promote Miers in an estimated "120 newspaper, TV and radio interviews" after he offered his services to the White House as some sort of go-to-guy for the media. Hecht is appealing the admonishment. In other United States governmental news, Feminist Wire Daily reports Brett Kavanaugh confirmation to the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia "by a 57-36 vote." The Washington Post once described Kavanaugh as "a protege" of Kenneth Starr. In The Clinton Wars, Sidney Blumenthal recounts David Brock's statement that while watching the 1998 State of the Union address, Kavanaugh hissed "b*tch" at the TV when Hillary Clinton was shown onscreen. The co-author of the Starr Report now holds a lifetime seat on the court.

In news on the NSA warrantless, illegal spying on American citizens, Bully Boy is attempting to invoke the "state secrets privilege" to stop legal actions. The Center for Constitutional Rights Shayna Kadidal notes, "The Bush Administration is trying to crush a very strong case against domestic spying without any evidence or argument. This is a mysterious and undemocratic request, since the administration says the reason the court is being asked to drop the case is a secret. I think it's a clear choice: can the President tell the courts which cases they can rule on? If so, the courts will never be able to hold the President accountable for breaking the law. If the Executive Branch can secretly squash legal challenges to its conduct like this, then American democracy as we know it is in danger." The administration filed papers Friday arguing that "New York and Michigan to dismiss a pair of lawsuits filed over the National Security Agency's domestic eavesdropping program, saying litigating them would jeopardize state secrets." Also attempting to quash legal actions that might lead to further embarrasment is AT&T "which filed a 25-page legal brief" arguing that the Electronic Frontier Foundation's class action suit should be dismissed. The AT&T brief had contained redactions but a few simple computer steps allowed the redactions to be made visible. The brief does not confirm the existance of the secret room (reported on in Wired's "Whistle-Blower's Evidence, Uncut" and "AT&T's Implementation of NSA Spying on American Citizens, 31 December 2005") but argues that "'the same physical equipment could be utilized exclusively for other surveillance in full compliance with' the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act."

In other news, Amnesty is launching Irrepressible.info to highlight "governments using the net to suppress dissent."

In Cannes, director Ken Loach has won the prestigious Palme d'Or for his film on Ireland's fight for independence from England -- The Wind That Shakes the Barley. Reuters reports "The 69-year-old film maker told Reuters in an interview earlier in the festival that the Irish fight for independence against an empire imposing its will on a foreign people had resonances with the US occupation of Iraq today."


Amy Goodman noted the scheduled topic for today's Democracy Now! (noted on Thursday's Democracy Now!):

On Monday, we bring you an exclusive interview with British Lieutenant Commander Steve Tatham, former head of the British Royal Navy's Media Operations in the Northern Arabian Gulf during the Iraq invasion. He’s author of Losing Arab Hearts and Minds.

In addition to being able to watch it on TV or listen to it on the radio, remember that you can listen, watch or read (transcripts) online at Democracy Now!

This morning on KPFK (time given is PST):


Uprising! --
Weekday Mornings from 8:00 to 9:00 am
Coming up on Uprising on Monday May 29th: A memorial day special with Stephen Kinzer on Overthrow : America's Century of Regime Change from Hawaii to Iraq.

This evening on WBAI (time given is EST):

7:00-midnight: Building Bridges-Your Community and Labor Report
With Mimi Rosenberg and Ken Nash, a five-hour marathon special featuring Greg Palast's latest investigative book,
Armed Madhouse : Who's Afraid of Osama Wolf?, China Floats, Bush Sinks, The Scheme to Steal '08, No Child's Behind Left, and Other Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Class War.

Thought for the day from the Mamas and the Papas's "Too Late" (off the album The Papas & the Mamas) : "Cause when the mind that once was open shuts / And you knock on the door, nobody answers anymore/ When the love and trust has turned to dust/ When the mind that once was open shuts . . ." ("and no one can get in").




































Friday, May 26, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY GOES 'WOOPS!'

BULLY BOY PRESS AND CEDRIC'S BIG MIX - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY GOES 'WOOPS!'

SPEAKING IN THE NATION'S CAPITAL WITH LAP DOG AND HAND MAIDEN TONY BLAIR BESIDE HIM, BULLY BOY SAID WOOPS.

MAYBE SOME OF HIS 'TALK TOUGH' WASN'T SUCH A GOOD IDEA?

FOR INSTANCE, HE OFFERED, "I LEARNED SOME LESSONS ABOUT EXPRESSING MYSELF MAYBE IN A LITTLE MORE SOPHISTICATED MANNER, YOU KNOW. 'WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE', THAT KIND OF TALK. I THINK IN CERTAIN PARTS OF THE WORLD IT WAS MISINTERPRED."

MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS AND CEDRIC'S BIG MIX:

BULLY BOY SLIPS TO 1% IN APPROVAL RATINGS!

THROUGH SCIENTIFIC POLLING (POLLING METHODS TAUGHT BY THE NEW YORK TIMES), BULLY BOY PRESS AND CEDRIC'S BIG MIX HAVE DISCOVERED THAT AMONG THOSE "CERTAIN PARTS OF THE WORLD" WHERE BULLY BOY WAS "MISINTERPRED" WAS THE UNITED STATES.

WHEN ASKED IF THEY BELIEVED THAT THE BULLY BOY'S STATEMENT OF OSAMA BIN LADEN MEANT BIN LADEN WAS "WANTED, DEAD OR ALIVE,"
100 OF THE 100 POLLED RESPONDED IN THE AFFIRMATIVE.

ASKED IF THEY HAD ANY RESPECT FOR BULLY BOY, 99 OF THE 100 POLLED RESPONDED IN THE NEGATIVE. 1 RESPONDENT EXPRESSED APPROVAL FOR THE BULLY BOY. THE RESPONDENT ALSO EXPRESSED BELIEF IN SANTA CLAUSE, THE TOOTH FAIRY, THE EASTER BUNNY, WMD AND "REBA MCENTIRE'S GOOD NATURE."


IN A FOLLOW UP TO YESTERDAY'S "THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY AND BLAIR HAVE BEEN WHERE? " STRINGERS WERE SENT TO TIMES SQUARE TO CHECK THE VALIDITY OF WHITE HOUSE MOUTH PIECE TONY SNOW'S CLAIM THAT
"YOU KNOW, THERE AREN'T GOING TO BE PEOPLE KISSING IN TIME SQUARE TOMORROW."

STRINGERS RACHEL, MICAH, JONAH, DONA, JIM AND TY REPORTED THE SIGHTING OF AT LEAST 43 KISSES BETWEEN THE HOURS OF 11:00 AM AND 2:00 PM. AT LEAST ONE KISS INVOLVED TONGUE AND FOUR WERE SAME-SEX KISSES. NOT INCLUDED IN THE COUNT WAS A WOMAN WHO SPAT ON A TISSUE AND THEN USED THE TISSUE TO WIPE THE CHEEK OF A CHILD. FURTHER MORE, TWO STRINGERS, DONA AND JIM, WERE INSPIRED BY THE ACTIVITY TO ENGAGE IN "A LITTLE KISSING AND GROPING OF OUR OWN."

TO RECAP, TONY SNOW HAS BEEN PROVEN WRONG.


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Thursday, May 25, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY AND BLAIR HAVE BEEN WHERE?

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY AND BLAIR HAVE BEEN WHERE?
 
WHITE HOUSE NUISANCE TONY SNOW WAS SPOUTING OUT OFF THE MOUTH AND PEOPLE ARE STILL ATTEMPTING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE DAY'S TALKING POINTS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE.
 
 
'WE'?  WHERE HAVE BLAIR AND BULLY BOY BEEN? 
 
 
THERE AREN'T?
 
BULLY BOY PRESS WILL HAVE STRINGERS STAKED OUT IN TIMES SQUARE TO DETERMINE WHETHER SNOW IS CORRECT OR WRONG.
 
OUR CURRENT PREDICITION?  PEOPLE WILL KISS AS OFTEN AS USUAL IN TIMES SQUARE.
 
"TIMES SQUARE,"  TONY SNOW, NOT "TIME SQUARE."
 
 
 


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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

THIS JUST IN! CONDI RICE FINALLY GETS IT!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
CONDI RICE FINALLY GETS IT!
 
 
CONDI RICE RETURNED TO DC IN TEARS FOLLOWING THE RECEPTION SHE RECEIVED MONDAY AT BOSTON COLLEGE.
 
SEEKING A SYMPATHETIC SHOULDER, SHE HURRIED THROUGH THE WHITE HOUSE.  THERE WAS HARRIE MIERS.
 
BUT HARRIE WAS SO BITTER AFTER SCALITO BUZZED PAST HER AND ON TO THE COURT.
 
THERE WAS KAREN HUGHES BUT SHE COULDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER NEW LINE OF CLOTHES FOR GYM COACHES
 
CONDI REALIZED SHE WAS ALONE -- A VICTIM OF THE WORK-WIVES WARS.
 
 
SHE WAS ABOUT TO GIVE UP ALL HOPE WHEN SHE SAW FORMER WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG SCOTTY CROUCHING BEHIND A LARGE POTTED FERN.
 
"MCCLELLAN!"  CONDI HOLLERED.
 
 
"SHH!"  SCOTTY CAUTIONED.  "DON'T GIVE ME AWAY!"
 
PAST TIME TO GO, STILL DESPERATE TO HOLD ON, SCOTTY WAS THE FIRST WORK-WIFE WHO WOULD NOT GO GRACEFULLY.INTO THE NIGHT.
 
WAS THAT HER FATE?  WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAT THAT?
 
SHE HAD HER ANSWER.  IT WAS APPROACHING.  SIPPING FROM A CAN OF LONE STAR.  SMILING.
 
 
 
 
 
SHREIKING, CONDI RAN DOWN THE HALL STRAIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DONALD RUMSFELD.
 
BREAKING DOWN SHE SPILLED EVERY DETAIL OF BOSTON TO HIM.
 
"WHY DO THEY HATE ME?"  SHE ASKED CRYING.  "WHY DO THEY HATE ME!  ME!"
 
"GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN," SECRETARY RUMSFELD SAID SHAKING CONDI BY THE SHOULDERS.  "THEY HATE YOU FOR YOUR FREEDOMS!"
 
"THAT'S IT!"  CONDI SAID SLAPPING HER FOREHEAD.  "THAT'S IT!  THEY HATE ME FOR MY FREEDOMS.  TERRORISTS!"
 
NODDING RUMSFELD AGREED, "YOU KNOW, IT IS THE HOME OF JOHN KERRY.  WHAT SAY WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS BOSTON 'SITUATION'?"
 
 
 
 


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Monday, May 22, 2006

THIS JUST IN! "FREEDOM IS MOVING!"

BULLY BOY PRESS - CHICAGO.

THIS JUST IN!

"FREEDOM IS MOVING!"

OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES APPARENTLY BUT NOT TO IRAQ. NO FORWARDING ADDRESS WAS LEFT.

"FREEDOM IS MOVING!"

WHO WANTS TO LIVE NEXT TO THE BULLY BOY?

"FREEDOM IS MOVING," SAID BULLY BOY, "BUT IT'S IN INCREMENTAL STEPS AND THE ENEMY'S PROGRESS IS ALMOST INSTANT ON THEIR TV SCREENS."

THE REMARK LED MANY TO AGAIN WONDER WHEN BULLY BOY WILL BE REQUIRED TO MASTER SIMPLE ENGLISH?

SHOULD AN ENGLISH ONLY MEASURE PASS, WOULDN'T THOSE LIVING IN THE WHITE HOUSE BE REQUIRED TO FOLLOW IT?

INCREMENTAL STEPS, BULLY BOY CAUTIONED, WARNING IT WAS 1 STEP AT A TIME. THE STEP SO FAR HAS COST NEARLY 2500 AMERICAN TROOPS. WHO KNOWS HOW MANY MORE IN STEP TWO?


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Friday, May 19, 2006

THIS JUST IN! NO BULLY BOY LEFT BEHIND!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

NO BULLY BOY LEFT BEHIND!

WHITE HOUSE JOKE TONY SNOW ANNOUNCED THE WHITE HOUSE'S SUPPORT FOR MAKING ENGLISH THE LAW OF THE LAND.

"IF YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE DATE, PEOPLE WHO LEARN ENGLISH TEND TO BE MORE PROSPEROUS (AND) TEND TO BE BETTER AT THEIR JOBS," TONY SNOW DECLARED AS HANDS SHOT UP IN THE PRESS CORPS.

JUST THEN BULLY BOY WALKED INTO THE BRIEFING ROOM AND WHISPERED INTO THE EAR OF A NODDING SNOW.

"LADIES AND GENTELMEN OF THE PRESS," SNOW STATED SMILING, "ON THE SUBJECT OF IMMIGRATION, THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES WOULD LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS."

GRINNING, BULLY BOY STEPPED IN FRONT OF THE PODIUM, CLEARED HIS THROAT AND SAID, "I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR THIS GREAT STATE OF BASEBALL TO REACH OUT TO THE PEOPLE OF ALL WALKS OF LIFE TO MAKE SURE THAT THE SPORT IS INCLUSIVE. THE BEST WAY TO DO IT IS TO CONVINCE LITTLE KIDS HOW TO . . . THE BEAUTY OF PLAYING BASEBALL!"

AS THE PRESS STARED AT THE BULLY BOY IN SHOCK, SNOW GULPED AND LOOKED AROUND NERVOUSLY.

WARMING TO THE QUIET IN THE ROOM, THINKING THEY WERE SPELL BOUND, BULLY BOY OFFERED THOUGHTS ON ANOTHER PROGRAM, "I'M GOING TO SPEND A LOT OF TIME ON SOCIAL SECURITY. I ENJOY IT. I ENJOY TAKING ON THE ISSUE. I GUESS, IT'S THE MOTHER IN ME."

AS SNOW STOOD PARALYZED, LIFE COACH KAREN HUGHES TOOK CONTROL OF THE SITUATION AND BEGAN STRIDING TOWARDS THE PODIUM.

"AH, LOOK, IT'S KAREN HUGHES," BULLY BOY SAID POINTING. "KAREN'S A WEST TEXAS GIRL, JUST LIKE ME."

KAREN HUGHES ANNOUNCED THAT THE BULLY BOY HAD TO LEAVE FOR AN IMPORTANT NAP AND A QUICK MEETING. WAVING AT EVERYONE AND BLOWING KISSES, BULLY BOY EXITED THE ROOM.

"JUST TO REPEAT," HUGHES DECLARED GRUFFILY, "THE WHITE HOUSE BELIEVES THAT PEOPLE WHO LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TEND TO BE BETTER AT THEIR JOBS."

"KAREN HUGHES," CALLED OUT A WOMAN. "HELEN THOMAS, KING FEATURES SYNDICATE . A QUESTION. IF THE WHITE HOUSE BELIEVES LEARNING ENGLISH HELPS PEOPLE BE BETTER AT THEIR JOBS, WHEN DO THEY PLAN ON TEACHING ENGLISH TO THE BULLY BOY?"



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Thursday, May 18, 2006

THIS JUST IN! DESPERATE CONGRESS MEMBERS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

DESPERATE CONGRESS MEMBERS!

WHILE MICHAEL HAYDEN'S GIRLISH, JOHN MCCAIN VOICE HELD THE ATTENTION OF THE SENATE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE, THINGS WERE HEATING UP ON THE SENATE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE.

ARLEN SPECTER, STILL LOOKING FOR THE MAGIC BULLET AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, DECIDED TO HOLD A VOTE ON A PROPOSAL HE DOESN'T SUPPORT: A BAN ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.

WHEN THE RIGHT, RIGHTEOUS RUSS CALLED HIM ON IT, SENATOR SPECTER PLAYED THE LOVER SPURNED.

"IF YOU WANT TO LEAVE, GOOD RIDDANCE!" SCREAMED ARLEN AS HE LOOKED FOR A KNICK KNACK TO THROW.

FINDING NONE, HE LEPT TO HIS FEET AND, IN HIS BEST NICOLETTE SHERIDAN, THREW HIS HEAD BACK, PUT HANDS ON HIPS AND SCREAMED, "YOU AIN'T ALL THAT, RUSS FEINGOLD! YOU AIN'T ALL THAT!"

IGNORING ARLAN'S ATTEMPT AT DESPERATE CONGRESS MEMBERS, RUSS FEINGOLD BLEW HIM OFF WITH A "SEE 'YA."

"HOW DARE HE!" SCREAMED AN ENRAGED ARLEN GRABBING FOR A PITCHER OF WATER AND THROWING IT TO THE FLOOR WHILE JOE BIDEN RUSHED OVER IMMEDIATELY, READY TO DELIVER A SERIES OF LENGTHY, PREPARED REMARKS. LINDSEY GRAHAM TOOK A FEW MINUTES TO SMOOTH HIS CRINOLINE PETTICOAT AND FINISH HIS MINT JULIP BEFORE STRUTTING OVER.

ARLEN WAS CRYING ON JOE'S SHOULDER. JOE HAD BEEN TALKING NONSTOP FOR 5 MINUTES. LINDSEY KNEW THE MILK TRAIN DIDN'T STOP HERE NO MORE.

"LET IT GO, ARLY," LINDSEY ADVISED.

"LET IT GO! HE HUMILIATED ME!" SCREAMED ARLEN. "HE WALKED ALL OVER ME! HE TREATED ME LIKE A TISSUE! USING ME AND THEN DISCARDING ME! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? JAMIE DENTON? DID YOU SEE HIM STOMPING OUT OF HERE? STOMPING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE HE STOMPED ACROSS MY HEART? STOMPING ACROSS THE FLOOR LIKE HE THOUGHT HE WAS DOING IT A FAVOR?"

WIPING THE TEARS FROM HIS EYES, ARLEN TOOK A DEEP BREATH, THEN LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM.

"IS ANYONE ELSE TURNED ON?" ARLEN ASKED.


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Wednesday, May 17, 2006

THIS JUST IN! IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD DAY FOR THE BULLY BOY!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD DAY FOR THE BULLY BOY.
 
 
EARLY ON, MISS PRISS INSTANT CUCKOO ORRIN HATCH WENT TO BAT FOR BULLY BOY YET AGAIN.  SURE IT WAS A FOUL BALL BUT SENATOR HATCH IS AN OLD MAN AND FUNNY TO LOOK AT.  SO WITH THAT AND THE FACT THAT WHERE MISS PRISS GOES HER BOY TOYS SANTORUM AND CORNYN FOLLOW CLOSE BEHIND, SHOULD HAVE MEANT A GOOD DAY FOR THE BULLY BOY.
 
HATCHET HAD FED THE HUNGRY NEWS CYCLE FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS ALLOWING ALL THE "BALANCE" LOVERS TO TYPE: NO BIG DEAL WITH THE NSA, HERE'S WHAT ORRIN HAD TO SAY . . . .
 
BUT BULLY BOY WAS FORLORN.
 
 
IF YOU ASKED HIM, HE COULDN'T USE THAT WORD.  TOO BIG.  BUT HE COULD HAVE TOLD YOU "SAD" PROBABLY.
 
"DUDES AND DUDESSES" IS HOW BULLY BOY GREETED THE OLYMPIC AND PARALYMPIC ATHLETES AND HE TRIED TO LAUGH, TRIED TO SNORT, TRIED TO DO THE PANTING HE LEARNED AS A BOY WHEN HE USED TO MAKE PRANK CALLS TO HIS MOTHER, BIG BABS, IN ORDER TO SPOOK HER, BUT HIS HEART WASN'T IN IT. 
 
WHEN JEREMY BLOOM TRIED TO GIVE HIM A GIFT, BULLY BOY DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.
 
BULLY BOY LOVES GIFTS.
 
BULLY BOY LIVES FAILURE.
 
BULLY BOY LOVES BROWN NOSERS.
 
A GIFT FROM A 5TH ROUND DRAFT PICK AND SOLID SUCK UP COULDN'T CATCH BULLY BOY'S ATTENTION.
 
FINALLY THE GIFT WAS ACCEPTED BY A WOMAN WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE THE WOMAN WHO EVERYONE SAYS IS NOT LAURA BUSH.  THE 2 WOMEN LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME EXCEPT FOR THE CAN OF LONE STAR BEER 1 IS ALWAYS SEEN HOLDING. 
 
HE MAY HAVE BEEN ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN, BUT HIS MIND WAS IN HOUSTON WHERE HIS "KENNY BOY" FOUND HIS FATE IN THE HANDS OF A JURY. 
 
 
 


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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

THIS JUST IN! NEDRA PICKLER SEES INSIDE PEOPLE!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

NEDRA PICKLER SEES INSIDE PEOPLE!

THE WISER PORTION OF THE DC PRESS CORPS, ALL THREE OF THEM, BROKE OUT IN LOUD LAUGHTER TODAY.

NOT AT THE BULLY BOY'S NASTY LITTLE ATTEMPT TO GET LAUGHS BY MAKING FUN OF AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTER JOHN HOWARD'S LOOKS AND THE FACT THAT HE'S BALD, BUT AT NEDRA PICKLER'S ATTEMPTED "REPORT" FOR THE ASSOCIATED PRESS.

"SHE'S THE HALEY JOEL OSMENT OF THE PRESS CORPS!" LAUGHED ONE TO THE CONFUSION OF MANY.

"SHE WRITES: 'HE ALSO IS KNOWN FOR TEASING PEOPLE AS A SIGN OF AFFECTION.'
SHE'S HALEY JOEL OSMENT IN THE SEQUEL TO THE SIXTH SENSE, NO SENSE. SHE STARES BLANKLY AHEAD AND WHISPERS 'I SEE INSIDE PEOPLE.' "

THAT CLEARED UP EVERY ONE BURST INTO LAUGHTER.

"I GOT THE FEELING," OFFERED ANOTHER, "THAT SHE WAS TEASED A GREAT DEAL IN SCHOOL, FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, SO INSTEAD OF RECOGNIZING THAT THE BULLY BOY TEASES BECAUSE HE IS A BULLY, SHE TRIES TO TURN IT INTO A 'SIGN OF AFFECTION' BECAUSE NOT TO DO SO WOULD MEAN FACING THAT ALL THE MANY CRUEL THINGS SAID TO HER OVER THE YEARS WERE MEANT TO HURT AS MUCH AS THEY DID."

"WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?" ASKED PICKLER WALKING UP WITH A GOOFY SMILE, TOLIET PAPER STUCK TO HER SHOE AND THE BACK OF SKIRT STUCK INSIDE HER PANTYHOSE.

"NOTHING," ALL THREE SAID, EXCHANGING LOOKS AND TRYING HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHILE NEDRA PICKLER CONTINUED SMILING HER GOOFY SMILE.


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Monday, May 15, 2006

THIS JUST IN! THAT'S NOT LAURA BUSH!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.


THIS JUST IN!


"THAT'S NOT LAURA BUSH!"


SO SAYS THE WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE LAURA BUSH AND IS FREQUENTLY SEEN HECKLING THE BULLY BOY AT PRESS CONFERENCES WHILE DOWNING A CAN OR TWO OF LONE STAR BEER.


IF THAT WASN'T LAURA BUSH THEN WHO WAS POSING AS HER ON SUNDAY AND SAYING, "I DON'T REALLY BELIEVE THOSE POLLS . . . AS I TRAVEL AROUND THE UNITED STATES, I SEE A LOT OF APPRECIATION FOR HIM. A LOT OF PEOPLE COME UP TO ME AND SAY, 'STAY THE COURSE'."


WHICH COULD JUST BE AMERICANS OFFERING MARITAL ADVICE BUT THE MORE IMPORTANT QUESTION IS WHO WAS THAT WOMAN?


WHEN PRESSED ON THE ISSUE TODAY, TONY SNOW REFUSED TO CONFIRM OR DENY THAT THE WOMAN WAS OR WAS NOT LAURA BUSH BUT DID REPEAT THE PREVIOUS WHITE HOUSE LAPDOG (SCOTTY MCCLELLAN)'S TALKING POINT THAT "THE LAURA BUSH LOOK IS JUST A VERY POPULAR, A VERY STYLISH LOOK, THIS YEAR."

THE MYSTERY MIGHT HAVE ENDED UNSOLVED WERE IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT KARL ROVE LOVES THE SPOTLIGHT. SPEAKING TO THE CREEPS AND JACKYLS THAT COMPOSE THE AMERICAN ENTERPRISE INSTITUTE, KARL ROVE OFFERED THAT BULLY BOY WASN'T UNPOPULAR, IT WAS JUST THE WAR THAT WAS UNPOPULAR.

WHEN ASKED IF THE WAR, POPULAR OR NOT, WAS NOT INDEED BULLY BOY'[S WAR THAT HE LAUNCHED, LIED AND TRICKED A NATION OVER AND --

"I DON'T BELIEVE IN POLLS," ROVE DECLARED LAYING HIS RIGHT HAND OVER HIS CHEST, FINGERS SPLAYED.

AS 1 REPORTER SAID, OFF THE RECORD, "THAT WAS A VERY TONY PERKINS MOMENT."


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