Friday, June 30, 2006
THIS JUST IN! WHERE THERE IS GREED, THERE IS BULLY BOY
THIS JUST IN!
WHERE THERE IS GREED, THERE IS BULLY BOY!
LIKE THE DEVIL WHO WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, BULLY BOY WENT DOWN TO GRACELAND AND PROVED THE BULLY IS ALIVE EVEN IF THE KING DIED.
MAKING NICE WITH BULLY BOY AND JAPAN'S OUTGOING PRIME MINISTER
JUNICHIRO KOIZUMI WERE ELVIS' DAUGHTER LISA MARIE -- WHO TRADED HUMANITY FOR PROFESSIONAL FREAK IN HER 'MARRIAGE' TO MICHAEL JACKSON -- AND HIS FORMER CHILD BRIDE PRISCILLA PRESLEY -- WHO IS A LIVING, BREATHING EXAMPLE OF EVERY JOKE EVER CRACKED ON CHER.
WHAT'S NOT TRUE OF CHER, BUT EASILY REPEATED, IS TRUE OF PRESLEY WHO NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN RACE DUE TO A RED-PINK HAIR COLOR THAT APPEARS TO HAVE BLED INTO HER SCALP AND OLD LADY CHIN DESPITE OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO DEFY WRINKLES.
REMEMBERING HER CROSS, BUT POSSIBLY FORGETTING HER BRA, AT 61 SHE CONTINUES TO DEMONSTRATE THAT SHE IS THE WOMAN WHO LEFT ELVIS -- NOT THE WOMAN WHO LOVES HIM.
IN YET ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO CHURN OUT A FEW MORE BUCKS FOR THE ESTATE, PRESLEY SHUCKED AND JIVED WITH THE BULLY BOY AND POCKETED A NICE SUM OF MOOLA IN THE PROCESS.
IF THE REALLY BAD ATTEMPTS OF THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER TO SING SOME OF THE MOST OBVIOUS HITS OF ELVIS PRESLEY WEREN'T INSULTING ENOUGH, THERE WAS ELVIS' MONEY GRUBBING EX-WIFE AND DAUGHTER, GIGGLING.
THE KING IS DEAD. THE BUZZARDS CONTINUE TO PICK THE CORPSE CLEAN. BULLY BOY GRINS.
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Thursday, June 29, 2006
THIS JUST IN! CONDI TRIES OUT THE NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY LAND TO REDRAW BORDERS!
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CAUGHT SMELLING THE JONESES!
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Monday, June 26, 2006
THIS JUST IN! A SMELL WAFTS IN AND BULLY BOY POINTS TO OTHERS!
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Friday, June 23, 2006
THIS JUST IN! THE WHITE HOUSE THUMBS ITS NOSE AT THE SUPREME COURT!
THIS JUST IN!
MUST CREDIT CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & BULLY BOY PRESS.
THE WHITE HOUSE THUMBS ITS NOSE AT THE SUPREME COURT!
NOTHING NEW THERE, SOME INSIDERS SCOFF. BUT TODAY WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON AND PROFESSIONAL NOSE PICKER TONY SNOW DECLARED THAT EVEN IF THE SUPREME COURT SHOULD RULE THAT "THE DETENTION CAMP" (AKA THE PRISON) AT GUANTANAMO BAY MUST BE CLOSED, "THE PROCESS IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME."
APPARENTLY BUYING INTO THE "CAMP" SPIN, TONY SNOW EXPLAINED THAT CAMP COUNSELORS (GUARDS) AND CAMPERS (PRISONERS) WOULD NEED TIME TO GATHER MEMEMTOS AND TO "REALLY GIVE SUMMER A GOOD SEND OFF. MAYBE ROAST SOME MARSHMELLOWS OR WIENIES, SING SOME CAMP SONGS, HAVE SOME GROUP HUGS."
IN OTHER TALES OF THE RIDICULOUS, THE SENATE TOOK A LOOK AT LIFE IN THE WEST BANK AND GAZA AND DECIDED TO CUT OFF U.S. AID TO . . . PALESTINIANS. THIS AS AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL IS CALLING FOR AN INVESTIGATION "TO EXAMINE THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH SCORES OF PALESTINIANS HAVE BEEN KILLED BY ISRAELI FORCES IN THE GAZA STRIP IN RECENT MONTHS." IN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT TO WOO THE RIGHT-WING LOBBY, SENATOR JOE BIDEN, SERIAL WOODSHEDDER, PUT HIS NAME TO THE BILL AS CO-SPONSOR WHICH MEANS SOMEONE ELSE WROTE IT.
NO WORD ON WHEN THE SENATE WILL BLOCK AID TO THE LIKUD GOVERNMENT IN ISRAEL UNTIL IT PROMISES TO RENOUNCE VIOLENCE AND RECOGNIZE PALESTINE'S RIGHT TO EXIST.
FINALLY, WHILE FEW WERE LOOKING, THE FCC PULLED THEIR OWN SUPERBOWL-LIKE STUNT BY FLASHING SOMETHING FAR MORE FRIGHTENING THAN A NIPPLE RING -- THE REPUBLICAN DOMINATED COMMITTEE DECIDED WEDNESDAY TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT MEDIA OWNERSHIP RULES.
IN THEIR PRESS RELEASE, THE FCC OUTLINES THEIR "ISSUES" AS QUESTIONS:
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Thursday, June 22, 2006
THIS JUST IN! PSYCHIC CASEY SAYS "HONEY, THEY SHRUNK THE ARMY!"
THIS JUST IN!
GEORGE CASEY IS KNOWN FOR MANY THINGS: POINTING AT REPORTERS AS THOUGH HE WERE SHOOTING A GUN, PURSING HIS LIPS LIKE ONE OF THOSE UGLY "REAL" MODELS IN A CK1 ADVERTISEMENT, AND BEING A FOUR STAR GENERAL.
HE'S JUST ADDED A NEW SKILL TO HIS RESUME! FORETELLER OF THE FUTURE!
PSYCHIC GEORGE, THE BIG ENCHILADA IN IRAQ, PREDICTS TODAY THAT THE U.S. MILITARY PRESENCE IN IRAQ WILL SHRINK.
WITH SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND PROFESSIONAL LIAR DONALD RUMSFELD AT HIS SIDE, PSYCHIC GEORGE DECLARED, "I'M CONFIDENT THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE TO TAKE REDUCTIONS OVER THE COURSE OF THIS YEAR."
BEFORE YOU RAISE YOUR HAND TO SHOW YOU TOO ARE SURE, REMEMBER HE WAS STANDING BESIDE THE PROFESSIONAL LIAR.
MORE IMPORTANTLY, REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID IN JANUARY OF THIS YEAR, "THE FORCES ARE STRETCHED. I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY QUESTION ABOUT THAT."
HAVE MORE FORCES BEEN PUT ON THE GROUND? HAVE RECRUITMENT LEVELS SOARED? DID THE CHAOS AND VIOLENCE STOP IN IRAQ?
NO. NO. AND, NO.
BUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT THE TROOPS HOME, THERE'S AN ELECTION IN NOVEMBER AND PROFESSIONAL LIAR DONALD RUMSFELD TROTTED CASEY OUT TO DO A 'TRICK' FOR THE PRESS. TOMORROW, RUMORS SAY, RUMSFELD WILL THROW A STICK ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN AND GENERAL CASEY WILL RETRIEVE IT.
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006
THIS JUST IN! WHO'S TRAVELING WITH THE BULLY BOY!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
THIS JUST IN!
WHO'S TRAVELING WITH THE BULLY BOY!
AS THE GLOBE REPORTS LAURA'S WALKED OUT ON THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES, WHO IS THAT WOMAN TRAVELING THROUGH AUSTRIA WITH HIM?
BULLY BOY PRESS EXCLUSIVE. IT'S THE LOOK ALIKE IMPOSTER WHO HAS BEEN SHOWING UP AT WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCES SOUSED ON LONE START BEER.
THE ALLEGED FIRST LADY LAURA SAID IN AUSTRIA TODAY, "WE GET UP ABOUT 5:30 A.M. THE . . . [UNINTELLIGABLE; EDITOR'S NOTE: "BULLY BOY"] GETS UP AND GOES IN AND GETS THE COFFEE AND BRINGS IT BACK TO ME IN BED. VERY NICE OF HIM."
GOES IN? "GOES IN?"
GOES IN WHERE? TO DENNY'S?
THE FIRST LADY IMPOSTER IS OBVIOUSLY UNAWARE THAT COFFEE IS MADE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. WILL ANYONE NOTICE?
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
THIS JUST IN! TONY SNOW THINKS HE'S PARIS HITLON!
THIS JUST IN!
TONY SNOW THINKS HE'S PARIS HILTON.
PRESSED TO ADDRESS THAT FACT THAT NORTH KOREA SEEMS UNWILLING TO PAY THE UNITED STATES NO EVER MIND, WHITE HOUSE MOUTH TONY SNOW DECLARED THAT NORTH KOREA WAS HEARING THE U.S. LOUD AND CLEAR IN A NON "YOU HEAR ME NOW?" CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL.
SNOW STATED THAT EVEN IF THE UNITED STATES WAS IN THE DARK, NORTH KOREA KNEW, THEY DAMN WELL KNEW. THEY GOT THE MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR.
"DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T HEAR IT. IT JUST MEANS YOU DON'T."
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SAID A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE WHO IS NOT FORMER WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, "WHAT'S NEXT? THE TONY SNOW SEX TAPE? THINGS WERE SO MUCH CLASSIER WHEN I WAS -- WHEN THAT NICE SCOTT MCLELLAN WAS WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY."
"OH WELL," THE UNNAMED INSIDE SOURCE SHRUGGED BEFORE ASKING, "THINK FOX WOULD LET ME AUDITION FOR THE SIMPLE LIFE?"
HEADING OFF TO AUDITION FOR A SEASON OF THE SIMPLE LIFE.
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Monday, June 19, 2006
THIS JUST IN! TONY SNOW SAYS BULLY BOY WILL NOT LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE!
THIS JUST IN!
TONY SNOW SAYS BULLY BOY WILL NOT LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE!
RESPONDING TO QUESTIONS ABOUT THE GROWING MOOD IN THIS COUNTRY AGAINST THE WAR, WHITE HOUSE LAP DOG AND PRESS SECRETARY TONY SNOW DECLARED TODAY THAT THE BULLY BOY WILL NOT LISTEN TO THE PEOPLE, WILL NOT LISTEN TO WILL OF THE PEOPLE AND THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BULLY BOY.
SAID SNOW, "WHATEVER THE BLEAKNESS IS, WHATEVER THE FACTS ARE ON THE GROUND, YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO WING. YOU CAN'T DO THAT BY READING POLLS."
IN OTHER WORDS: "AMERICA, YOU DON'T MATTER!"
SNOW DECLARED THIS PRIOR TO THE NEWS THAT THE US ARMY WAS CHARGING THREE SOLDIERS WITH MURDER.
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Friday, June 16, 2006
THIS JUST IN! JOHN BOEHNER HEADED FOR THE FRONT LINES IN IRAQ!
THIS JUST IN!
JOHN BOEHNER HEADED FOR THE FRONT LINES IN IRAQ!
JOHN BOEHNER, REPUBLICAN CONGRESS MEMBER FROM OHIO, HOUSE MAJORITY LEADER AND RISING STAND UP COMIC, DECLARED IN CONGRESS TODAY ON IRAQ, "ACHIEVING VICTORY IS OUR ONLY OPTION. WE MUST NOT SHY AWAY."
"WE?"
BOEHNER DROPPING OUT OF CONGRESS AND ENLISTING! BECAUSE HE MUST NOT SHY AWAY! PICKING UP A RIFLE AND OFF TO IRAQ!
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Thursday, June 15, 2006
THIS JUST IN! IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY ...
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Wednesday, June 14, 2006
THIS JUST IN! A BULLY BABY IS BORN!
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Tuesday, June 13, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'
BULLY BOY WAS FLOWN INTO BAGHAD. HE EMERGED FROM THE PLANE, WHICH HE DID NOT FLY, WEARING A TIE.
WHEN ASKED THE COLOR, HE ANSWERED, "AZURE?"
LOOKING AROUND HE SAW SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE NODDING.
"AZURE," HE SAID MORE CONFIDENTLY. "I SURE. AZURE."
AND HOW DID THEY DECIDE TO COME TO IRAQ?
"BY PLANE!" BULLY BOY GIGGLED.
BASKING IN THE PRESS ATTENTION BULLY BOY SCUFFED HIS SHOE AGAINST THE GROUND, GRINNED AND DECLARED, "THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY IS IN YOUR HANDS."
SHOCKED IRAQIS, PUPPETS AND OTHERS, STARED AT ONE ANOTHER OPEN MOUTHED WHILE BULLY BOY GIGGLED AND NODDED.
"TROOPS H --" BULLY BOY WAS IN THE MIDST OF SAYING WHEN CONDI SWATTED HIM ON THE ASS.
"THAT'S IT BUSTER BULLY BROWN!" RICE SNAPPED. "NO GAMEBOY FOR YOU ON THE RIDE HOME!"
AS BULLY BOY MARCHED TOWARDS THE CORNER SECRETARY RICE POINTED HIM TOWARDS, RICE EXPLAINED THAT, OF COURSE, BULLY BOY WAS JUST JOKING.
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Monday, June 12, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY TRIES TO KNUCKLE DOWN!
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Friday, June 09, 2006
THIS JUST IN! IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!
THIS JUST IN!
IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!
THE OCCUPATION PUPPET GOT HIS STRINGS PULLED AS BULLY BOY FARMED OUT MORE DUTIES.
ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 2 500-POUND BOMBS WERE DROPPED ON OR NEAR OR A FEW HOPS AND A SKIP FROM A HOUSE BELIEVED TO BE HOUSING THE MYTHIC ZARQAWI.
IT HAS NOW EMERGED THAT ZARQAWI OR "ZARQAWI" DID NOT DIE IMMEDIATELY IN THE BLAST.
BULLY BOY PRESS BREAKS THE EXCLUSIVE SHOCKER. THURSDAY NIGHT TONY BLAIR, POODLE AND BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, AND BULLY BOY PHONED NOURI AL-MALIKI "CONGRATULATING HIM ON AL-ZARQAWI'S DEATH."
AL-MALIKI WAS FLYING THE PLANE THAT DROPPED THE TWO BOMBS.
NEXT UP, BULLY BOY INTENDS TO HAVE HIM RESURFACING THE ROADS IN BASRA.
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Thursday, June 08, 2006
THIS JUST IN! AMERICANS STILL HATE BULLY BOY'S WAR OF CHOICE!
THIS JUST IN!
AMERICANS STILL HATE BULLY BOY'S WAR OF CHOICE!
DESPITE DISPLAYING PHOTOS OF A DEAD MAN LIKE BULLY BOY HAD JUST PASSED HIM THROUGH THE BIRTHING CANAL, AMERICANS STILL HATE WAR.
A NEW POLL OUT TODAY FOUND THAT 59% OF AMERICANS DISAPPROVE OF THE WAR.
SAID KARL ROVE, "OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT SOME MORE BODIES ON SHOW. WE'RE GOING TO NEED THEM QUICK. SOMEBODY GIVE CHENEY A GUN."
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Wednesday, June 07, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!
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Tuesday, June 06, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CONTINUES TO SAY A BIG LOUD "NO" TO GAY MARRIAGE
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY CONTINUES TO SAY A BIG LOUD "NO" TO GAY MARRIAGE.
BULLY BOY HAS BEEN SAYING "NO" TO GAY MARRIAGE SINCE AT LEAST 2004.
SO THE QUESTION, IS WHO'S THE GUY WHO KEEPS PROPOSING?
DUDE, ACCEPT IT ALREADY, BULLY BOY JUST WANTS TO MESS AROUND, HE'S NOT READY TO MARRY YOU.
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Monday, June 05, 2006
THIS JUST IN! MTV SNUB LEADS TO PROPOSED BAN!
THIS JUST IN!
MTV SNUB LEADS TO PROPOSED BAN!
THIS AFTERNOON BULLY BOY BLUSTERED ON ABOUT THE NEED FOR AN AMENDMENT TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE.
"OUR POLICIES SHOULD AIM TO STRENGTHEN FAMILIES, NOT UNDERMINE THEM," SAID THE BULLY BOY DESPITE RUMORS THAT THE FIRST LADY NOW LIVES IT UP IN THE MAYFLOWER HOTEL IN SOME SORT OF CATHERINE DENEUVE BELLE DE JOUR TAKE OFF.
WHILE SOME ARE SEING THE LATEST ATTEMPT TO SCARE MIDDLE AMERICA AS JUST ANOTHER TACTIC TO SCARE UP VOTERS, INSIDERS ARE SAYING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT.
"THIS GAY SEX SPEECH," SAID ONE INSDER, "IS ALL ABOUT DICK. DICK CONTROLS BULLY BOY."
INDEED.

AND DICK'S FEELING MIGHTY TICKED OFF AFTER SUNDAY NIGHT'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS CONTINUED HIS LOSING STREAK. NOT ONLY WAS BROKEDOWN DEMOCRACY SHUT OUT OF ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS BUT EFFORTS AT AN INTENSIVE WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN TO GRAB A BUCKET OF GOLD PLATED POPCORN AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS FAILED MISERABLY.
INSTEAD OF WINNING BEST MOVIE KISS, CHENEY (AND BULLY BOY) LOST OUT TO JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND HEATH LEDGER. CONDI RICE ATTEMPTED TO CONSOLE VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY BY TELLING HIM THAT "NO ONE COULD HAVE GUESSED" THAT HE AND BULLY BOY WOULD BE SHUT OUT OF ALL THE AWARDS.
WELL NOTORIUS DICK WASN'T HAVING IT.
AND HE WASN'T ABOUT TO LET JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND HEATH LEDGER GRAB ALL THE HEADLINES.
"I WON'T BE PUNKED BY TWO YOUNGS PUNKS!" CHENEY HOLLERED BEFORE ORDERING BULLY BOY TO GET HIS "CANDY ASS" OUT FRONT AND CENTER AND KNOCK GYLLENHAAL AND LEDGER OUT OF THE NEWS CYCLE.
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Friday, June 02, 2006
THIS JUST IN! CONDI RICE SAYS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR IRAN!
THIS JUST IN!
CONDI RICE SAYS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR IRAN.
SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE TAKES HER JOB VERY SERIOUSLY.
OR AS SERIOUSLY AS SHE UNDERSTANDS HER JOB.
TODAY SHE ANNOUNCED THAT IRAN BETTER RESPOND QUICKLY. THEN SHE "PRESSES" THEM TO RESPOND. THEN SHE DECLARED IT WAS IRAN'S "MOMENT OF TRUTH."
"AFFAIRS OF THE HEART ARE AFFAIRS OF THE STATE," EXPLAINED CONDI. "BULLY BOY'S TRYING REAL HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR THE FACE TO FACE. I WILL NOT HAVE HIM LEFT THE FAT GIRL PLAYING WALLFLOWER AT THE DANCE. THAT HURTS. I KNOW."
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Thursday, June 01, 2006
THIS JUST IN! FATTY DEPOSITS ON THE BOOTIE MAKE BULLY BOY BLUSH!
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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY ALMOST READY FOR BIKINI SEASON!
THIS JUST IN!
BULLY BOY ALMOST READY FOR BIKINI SEASON!
HAVING LOST SIX OF THE SELF-DEFINED TEN POUNDS NEEDED, BULLY BOY IS SO PLEASED WITH HIS 'TRIM' FIGURE THAT CONDI RICE IS ANNOUNCING THAT IRAN AND BULLY BOY MAY BE GETTING CLOSE TO A FACE TO FACE.
AS READERS OF THE BULLY BOY PRESS REMEMBER, BULLY BOY HAS HAD TO STALL OFF REQUESTS FOR CONTACT FROM IRAN AS HE ATTEMPTED TO LOSE TEN POUNDS, WHAT HE HAS CALLED HIS "FROSHMAN TEN" REFERRING TO THE TEN POUNDS WIDELY RUMORED TO BE GAINED IN THE FIRST YEAR.
THOUGH CURRENTLY IN THE SIXTH YEAR OF HIS OCCUPATION OF THE OVAL OFFICE, BULLY BOY SEES HIMSELF AS BEING ON A LEARNING CURVE WHICH IS ABOUT AS LIKELY AS THE LONG RUMORED 'TURNED CORNER' IN IRAQ.
CONDITIONS FOR THE FACE TO FACE ARE BEING SET AND ARE RUMORED TO INCLUDE THAT IF THE BULLY BOY DOES NOT LOSE THE LAST FOUR POUNDS, NO ONE CAN COMMENT ON THAT OR MAKE JOKES OF "FATTY-FATTY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
(THE ANSWER TO THAT WHIMSICAL TAUNT IS , OF COURSE, IS CONDI RICE.)
A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, HONEST, SAYS THAT BULLY BOY HAS HIS EYES ON A POLKADOT TWO-PIECE BUT SECRETARY OF STATE RICE IS ADVISING THAT A VERTICAL STRIPE PATTERN WOULD BE MORE "SLIMMING."
"HE POUTS WHEN SHE BRINGS THAT UP," SAID UNIDENTIFIED SOURCE. "HE REALLY HAS HIS HEART SET ON DOTS. HE SAYS THEY REMIND HIM OF THE MAP OF ALL THE U.S. BASES HE'D LIKE TO SET UP AROUND THE GLOBE."
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006
THIS JUST IN! HORN DOG BULLY BOY KEEPS ON TAPPING!
THIS JUST IN!
HORN DOG BULLY BOY KEEPS ON TAPPING!
SNOW'S OUT, PAULSON'S IN.
NO, NOT TONY SNOW. JOHN SNOW.
REMEMBER WHEN BULLY BOY TAPPED HIM SOME TONY SNOW?
BULLY BOY "TAPS PAULSON" -- AND WHAT DOES THE FIRST LADY THINK ABOUT THAT????????
ANNOUNCING THE NEWLY TAPPED HENRY M. PAULSON JR. BECOMING TREASURY SECRETARY, BULLY BOY DECLARED THAT PAULSON HAD "AN ABILITY TO EXPLAIN ECONOMIC ISSUES IN CLEAR TERMS."
A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE, NOT SCOTT MCCLELLAN, REVEALED THAT MEANS,
"HE TELLS THE BULLY BOYS IT'S FOUR QUARTERS IN A DOLLAR, NOT THREE. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN BULLY BOY ASKS FOR CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR AND GETS RIPPED OFF. KARL ROVE PROBABLY POCKETS AN EXTRA 20 BUCKS A WEEK OFF THAT ALONE."
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Monday, May 29, 2006
The news
Starting with the Iraq snapshot.
In Baghdad Sunday, Sheik Osama al-Jadaan and at least one of his bodyguards is dead as a result of an ambush. al-Jadaan had been seen by some as an ally with the US administration. al-Jadaan and the bodyguard were among the at least nine Iraqis who were killed on Sunday, roadside bombs continued to be a party of Iraqi daily life and another daily feature continued as at least ten more corpses were found in Baghdad. There have been sixty American military deaths for the month of May bringing the fatality count to 2464 since the illegal invasion in March of 2003. In addition to American military helicopter pilots are missing, the AFP reports, after the helicopter crashed on Saturday. In Baquba, a new feature to the occupation emerged as three severed heads were flung out of a moving vehicle. Near Baquba, Monday has already seen eleven die from a bombing, Reuters reports. This as the United States Pentagon believes their investigation into the apparent slaughter of civilians in Haditha is winding down -- the estimated 24 civilians died in November. United States House Representative John Mutha maintains that what happened in November is as important as apparent attempts to cover up the events and to stall an investigation into them.
Meanwhile Nouri al-Maliki, Iraqi prime minister, has failed to meet another one of his predicitions. He set a date for himself to establish his cabinet and he didn't meet it. He just managed to meet the constitutional deadline (May 22) for the cabinet but did so only by
This as Andy McSmith reports (Independent of London) that British troops in Iraq are now being attacked attacked sixty times a month since the start of the year, an increase of 26% since last year. This as the BBC reports that at least 1,000 British troops have deserted since the start of the illegal war.
In Indonesia, an earthquake on Saturday has now claimed the lives of at least 5115.
In the United States, fire fighters have discovered the body of another victim of last fall's Hurricane Katrina "in the rear laundry room" of a New Orleans house they were searching.
In Afghanistan, a demonstration was held following a traffic incident. The BBC reports that four died when a US convoy entered rush hour traffic. The AP reports that three humvees were involved on the US side and quotes eye witness Mohammad Wali, "The American convoy hit all the vehicles which were in their way. They didn't care about the civilians at all." At least four demonstrators have died, shot by "U.S. and Afghan security forces."
Meanwhile, as the situation on the ground in East Timor grows more dangerous and deadly,
"The United Nations, though, was the lead agency in all of this and the United Nations was, it had planned to pull out in a month's time. So I think really it's a question of the United Nations in this issue of whether people pulled out or not. It was the lead agency, not Australia." Peter Lewis reports that the New Zealand embassy in East Timor had to temporarily relocate the the Australian embassay due to threats from "armed thugs."
Yesterday, though the San Francisco Giants lost to the Colorado Rockies, Barry Bonds broke Babe Ruth's record for home runs. Bonds' 715 home runs now leaves him ahead of Ruth but behind Hank Aaron (755).
Though it seems long ago that Harriet Miers was in the running for the United States Supreme Court, those who remember the media coverage will remember Texas Supreme Court Justice Nathan Hecht. The media friendly Hecht has received an admonishment from the Texas Commission on Judicial Conduct for "improperly using his position" to promote Miers in an estimated "120 newspaper, TV and radio interviews" after he offered his services to the White House as some sort of go-to-guy for the media. Hecht is appealing the admonishment. In other United States governmental news, Feminist Wire Daily reports Brett Kavanaugh confirmation to the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia "by a 57-36 vote." The Washington Post once described Kavanaugh as "a protege" of Kenneth Starr. In The Clinton Wars, Sidney Blumenthal recounts David Brock's statement that while watching the 1998 State of the Union address, Kavanaugh hissed "b*tch" at the TV when Hillary Clinton was shown onscreen. The co-author of the Starr Report now holds a lifetime seat on the court.
In news on the NSA warrantless, illegal spying on American citizens, Bully Boy is attempting to invoke the "state secrets privilege" to stop legal actions. The Center for Constitutional Rights Shayna Kadidal notes, "The Bush Administration is trying to crush a very strong case against domestic spying without any evidence or argument. This is a mysterious and undemocratic request, since the administration says the reason the court is being asked to drop the case is a secret. I think it's a clear choice: can the President tell the courts which cases they can rule on? If so, the courts will never be able to hold the President accountable for breaking the law. If the Executive Branch can secretly squash legal challenges to its conduct like this, then American democracy as we know it is in danger." The administration filed papers Friday arguing that "New York and Michigan to dismiss a pair of lawsuits filed over the National Security Agency's domestic eavesdropping program, saying litigating them would jeopardize state secrets." Also attempting to quash legal actions that might lead to further embarrasment is AT&T "which filed a 25-page legal brief" arguing that the Electronic Frontier Foundation's class action suit should be dismissed. The AT&T brief had contained redactions but a few simple computer steps allowed the redactions to be made visible. The brief does not confirm the existance of the secret room (reported on in Wired's "Whistle-Blower's Evidence, Uncut" and "AT&T's Implementation of NSA Spying on American Citizens, 31 December 2005") but argues that "'the same physical equipment could be utilized exclusively for other surveillance in full compliance with' the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act."
In other news, Amnesty is launching Irrepressible.info to highlight "governments using the net to suppress dissent."
In Cannes, director Ken Loach has won the prestigious Palme d'Or for his film on Ireland's fight for independence from England -- The Wind That Shakes the Barley. Reuters reports "The 69-year-old film maker told Reuters in an interview earlier in the festival that the Irish fight for independence against an empire imposing its will on a foreign people had resonances with the US occupation of Iraq today."
Amy Goodman noted the scheduled topic for today's Democracy Now! (noted on Thursday's Democracy Now!):
On Monday, we bring you an exclusive interview with British Lieutenant Commander Steve Tatham, former head of the British Royal Navy's Media Operations in the Northern Arabian Gulf during the Iraq invasion. Hes author of Losing Arab Hearts and Minds.
In addition to being able to watch it on TV or listen to it on the radio, remember that you can listen, watch or read (transcripts) online at Democracy Now!
This morning on KPFK (time given is PST):
Uprising! --
Weekday Mornings from 8:00 to 9:00 am
Coming up on Uprising on Monday May 29th: A memorial day special with Stephen Kinzer on Overthrow : America's Century of Regime Change from Hawaii to Iraq.
This evening on WBAI (time given is EST):
7:00-midnight: Building Bridges-Your Community and Labor Report
With Mimi Rosenberg and Ken Nash, a five-hour marathon special featuring Greg Palast's latest investigative book, Armed Madhouse : Who's Afraid of Osama Wolf?, China Floats, Bush Sinks, The Scheme to Steal '08, No Child's Behind Left, and Other Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Class War.
Thought for the day from the Mamas and the Papas's "Too Late" (off the album The Papas & the Mamas) : "Cause when the mind that once was open shuts / And you knock on the door, nobody answers anymore/ When the love and trust has turned to dust/ When the mind that once was open shuts . . ." ("and no one can get in").
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