Friday, June 30, 2006

THIS JUST IN! WHERE THERE IS GREED, THERE IS BULLY BOY

BULLY BOY PRESS - MEMPHIS.

THIS JUST IN!

WHERE THERE IS GREED, THERE IS BULLY BOY!

LIKE THE DEVIL WHO WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA, BULLY BOY WENT DOWN TO GRACELAND AND PROVED THE BULLY IS ALIVE EVEN IF THE KING DIED.

MAKING NICE WITH BULLY BOY AND JAPAN'S OUTGOING PRIME MINISTER
JUNICHIRO KOIZUMI WERE ELVIS' DAUGHTER LISA MARIE -- WHO TRADED HUMANITY FOR PROFESSIONAL FREAK IN HER 'MARRIAGE' TO MICHAEL JACKSON -- AND HIS FORMER CHILD BRIDE PRISCILLA PRESLEY -- WHO IS A LIVING, BREATHING EXAMPLE OF EVERY JOKE EVER CRACKED ON CHER.

WHAT'S NOT TRUE OF CHER, BUT EASILY REPEATED, IS TRUE OF PRESLEY WHO NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE SHE'S A MEMBER OF THE HUMAN RACE DUE TO A RED-PINK HAIR COLOR THAT APPEARS TO HAVE BLED INTO HER SCALP AND OLD LADY CHIN DESPITE OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS TO DEFY WRINKLES.

REMEMBERING HER CROSS, BUT POSSIBLY FORGETTING HER BRA, AT 61 SHE CONTINUES TO DEMONSTRATE THAT SHE IS THE WOMAN WHO LEFT ELVIS -- NOT THE WOMAN WHO LOVES HIM.

IN YET ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO CHURN OUT A FEW MORE BUCKS FOR THE ESTATE, PRESLEY SHUCKED AND JIVED WITH THE BULLY BOY AND POCKETED A NICE SUM OF MOOLA IN THE PROCESS.

IF THE REALLY BAD ATTEMPTS OF THE JAPANESE PRIME MINISTER TO SING SOME OF THE MOST OBVIOUS HITS OF ELVIS PRESLEY WEREN'T INSULTING ENOUGH, THERE WAS ELVIS' MONEY GRUBBING EX-WIFE AND DAUGHTER, GIGGLING.

THE KING IS DEAD. THE BUZZARDS CONTINUE TO PICK THE CORPSE CLEAN. BULLY BOY GRINS.


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Thursday, June 29, 2006

THIS JUST IN! CONDI TRIES OUT THE NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY

 
THIS JUST IN!
 
 
INSPIRED BY THE NAH-NAH SISTERHOOD, CONDI RICE DECIDED TO PRACTICE HER OWN VERSION OF NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY WINNING SHOUTS OF "YOU GO, GIRL!" FROM MAD MADDY ALBRIGHT.
 
DROPPING THE TITLE OF SECRETARY OF STATE, CONDI WENT WITH "HOLLA BACK GIRL!" AS SHE DROPPED THE BOMB ON RUSSIA'S SERGEI LAVROV.
 
FOREIGN MINISTER LAVROV AND HOLLA BACK GIRL CONDI HAD A THROW DOWN BEHIND CLOSED DOORS BUT FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE MIKES. 
 
EMERGING TO FACE THE CROWDS WITH HER USUAL PHONEY SMILE AND CLENCHED FISTS, HOLLA BACK LISTENED WHILE LAVROV SPOKE OF THE CHANGES HE HAD WITNESSED IN THE UNITED STATES SINCE FIRST VISITING IN 1979.
 
SOMEBODY CALL THE PO-PO COZ CONDI WAS FLASHING ATTITUDE.
 
"SO WHEN DID YOU GO AND WHERE DID YOU GO IN THE UNITED STATES IN 1979 THAT YOU SAW SO MUCH CHANGE?"  ASKED HOLLA BACK DOING THE NECK AND HEAD COMBO MADE FAMOUS BY MANY IN THE AUDIENCE OF A JERRY SPRINGER SHOW.
 
NAH-NAH DIPLOMACY, MAKING THE WORLD A LITTLE WORSE FOR ALL OF US.
 
 


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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY LAND TO REDRAW BORDERS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY LAND TO REDRAW BORDERS!
 
WITH THE NEW COLONIAL OUTPOST CONTINUING TO STRUGGLE, BULLY BOY LOOKS INWARD AND NOT OUTWARD.
 
JUST HOURS AGO, THE SUPREME COURT RULED IN BULLY BOY'S FAVOR FOR WHAT MAY BE HIS GRANDEST SCAM: REDISTRICTING.
 
WITH THE COURT UPHOLDING "MOST OF THE PRO-REPUBLICAN TEXAS CONGRESSIONAL MAP," PHASE II IS NOW READIED.
 
FROM HIS PLAY-RANCH IN CRAWFORD, BULLY BOY IS EXPECTED TO SPEND MOST OF HIS AUGUST VACATION REDRAWING BORDERS SO THAT TEXAS, SOON TO BE RENAMED "BULLY BOY LAND," WILL, VIA REDISTRICTING, SHORTLY EXTEND: CALIFORNIA TO FLORIDA, FROM TEXAS TO MICHIGAN, FROM ALASKA TO HAWAII -- UNTIL THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS PART OF THE SOON TO BE RENAMED STATE OF "BULLY BOY LAND."
 
WITH ONLY 1 STATE TO DEAL WITH, BULLY BOY EXPECTS CONGRESS TO BE MUCH MORE WILLING TO TAKE ORDERS FROM HIM.  THE SENATE WILL NOW HAVE 2 MEMBERS AND VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WILL CONTINUE TO HOLD THE TIE BREAKING VOTE.  ALBERTO GONZALES WILL BE SKIPPING THE SEMI-FINALS OF THE NEXT BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK-ALIKE CONTEST AS HE EXPLORES HOW TO REDUCE THE HOUSE OF REPRESENATIVES DOWN TO 1 MEMBER ONLY. 
 
BIG OIL HAS TOLD THEM THEY CAN LIVE WITH 3 BUT WOULD PREFER TO CUT EXPENSES BY ONLY SUBSIDIZING 1 MEMBER OF THE HOUSE.
 
 
 
 
 


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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY CAUGHT SMELLING THE JONESES!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY CAUGHT SMELLING THE JONESES!
 
WHILE THE WHITE HOUSE CONTINUES TO MAKE NOISE ABOUT TRYING THE PRESS WITH ESPIONAGE OVER THE DISCLOSURE OF YET ANOTHER ILLEGAL BULLY BOY PROGRAM, BULLY BOY PRESS BREAKS THE LATEST SPYING BLOCKBUSTER THAT OTHER PRESS OUTLETS REFUSE TO TOUCH.
 
MUST CREDIT BULLY BOY PRESS.
 
BULLY BOY PRESS HAS LEARNED THAT JOHN AND JANET SMITH OF DUNNELLON, FLORIDA WERE AMONG THE LATEST TO BE TARGETED.  THE RETIRED AND ELDERLY COUPLE RETURNED TO THEIR HOME AT THE VILLAGES OF RAINBOW SPRINGS ON 8625 S.W. 200TH CIRCLE ONLY TO FIND BULLY BOY AND ALBERTO GONZALES DIGGING THROUGH THE PERSONAL BELONGINGS.
 
"I COULDN'T BELIVE IT," SAYS JANET SMITH.
 
"I WAS LOOKING AT THE BULLY BOY SNIFFING MY BOXERS AND THINKING, 'NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE ME!'"
 
"FORTUNATELY," JANET SMITH EXPLAINS, "WE HAD OUR 12 YEAR-OLD GRANDSON DION WITH US AND HE HAD HIS T-MOBILE SDA."
 
"THE KID STARTS SNAPPING PICTURES," JOHN SMITH EXPLAINS, "THEN WE ALL GOT THE HECK OUT OF THERE.  THOSE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!"
 
 
BELOW IS ONE OF THE PHOTOS DION SMITH SNAPPED OF BULLY BOY AND ALBERTO GONZALES AFTER THEY ILLEGALLY ENTERED HIS GRANDPARENTS HOME.  IT DOES NOT APPEAR THAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR TERRORISTS, BUT JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Monday, June 26, 2006

THIS JUST IN! A SMELL WAFTS IN AND BULLY BOY POINTS TO OTHERS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
A SMELL WAFTS IN AND BULLY BOY POINTS TO OTHERS!
 
TODAY IN DC, WHILE MEETING WITH GROUPS WHO DO NOT SUPPORT THE TROOPS.  NOT ONLY DO THESE GROUPS WANT THE TROOPS TO CONTINUE TO FIGHT BULLY BOY'S ILLEGAL WAR, THEY ARE ALSO A DEFENSE DEPARTMENT FRONTED FAUX GROUP (WHICH TERENCE HUNT FORGOT TO TELL HIS READERS).
 
"THE DISCLOSURE OF THIS PROGRAM IS DISGRACEFUL," THE BULLY BOY WHINED JABBING HIS FINGER WILDLY IN AN ATTEMPT TO APPEAR FORCEFUL.
 
 
 
SO AS THE FOUL SMELL WAFTS THROUGH THE ROOM HE PLAYS DUMB AND POINTS TO THE PRESS INSISTING,  "THEY DID IT!"
 
INSTEAD OF WHINING, BULLY BOY WOULD DO WELL TO REMEMBER THE RULE:
 
HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


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Friday, June 23, 2006

THIS JUST IN! THE WHITE HOUSE THUMBS ITS NOSE AT THE SUPREME COURT!

BULLY BOY PRESS & CEDRIC'S BIG MIX - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

MUST CREDIT CEDRIC'S BIG MIX & BULLY BOY PRESS.

THE WHITE HOUSE THUMBS ITS NOSE AT THE SUPREME COURT!

NOTHING NEW THERE, SOME INSIDERS SCOFF. BUT TODAY WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON AND PROFESSIONAL NOSE PICKER TONY SNOW DECLARED THAT EVEN IF THE SUPREME COURT SHOULD RULE THAT "THE DETENTION CAMP" (AKA THE PRISON) AT GUANTANAMO BAY MUST BE CLOSED, "THE PROCESS IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME."

APPARENTLY BUYING INTO THE "CAMP" SPIN, TONY SNOW EXPLAINED THAT CAMP COUNSELORS (GUARDS) AND CAMPERS (PRISONERS) WOULD NEED TIME TO GATHER MEMEMTOS AND TO "REALLY GIVE SUMMER A GOOD SEND OFF. MAYBE ROAST SOME MARSHMELLOWS OR WIENIES, SING SOME CAMP SONGS, HAVE SOME GROUP HUGS."

IN OTHER TALES OF THE RIDICULOUS, THE SENATE TOOK A LOOK AT LIFE IN THE WEST BANK AND GAZA AND DECIDED TO CUT OFF U.S. AID TO . . . PALESTINIANS. THIS AS AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL IS CALLING FOR AN INVESTIGATION "TO EXAMINE THE CIRCUMSTANCES IN WHICH SCORES OF PALESTINIANS HAVE BEEN KILLED BY ISRAELI FORCES IN THE GAZA STRIP IN RECENT MONTHS." IN AN APPARENT ATTEMPT TO WOO THE RIGHT-WING LOBBY, SENATOR JOE BIDEN, SERIAL WOODSHEDDER, PUT HIS NAME TO THE BILL AS CO-SPONSOR WHICH MEANS SOMEONE ELSE WROTE IT.

NO WORD ON WHEN THE SENATE WILL BLOCK AID TO THE LIKUD GOVERNMENT IN ISRAEL UNTIL IT PROMISES TO RENOUNCE VIOLENCE AND RECOGNIZE PALESTINE'S RIGHT TO EXIST.

FINALLY, WHILE FEW WERE LOOKING, THE FCC PULLED THEIR OWN SUPERBOWL-LIKE STUNT BY FLASHING SOMETHING FAR MORE FRIGHTENING THAN A NIPPLE RING -- THE REPUBLICAN DOMINATED COMMITTEE DECIDED WEDNESDAY TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT MEDIA OWNERSHIP RULES.


IN THEIR PRESS RELEASE, THE FCC OUTLINES THEIR "ISSUES" AS QUESTIONS:


Should the Commission revise the limits adopted in the 2002 Biennial Review Order on the number of stations that can be commonly owned in one market, or is there additional evidence or analysis available now upon which the Commission can rely to further justify the limits adopted then?
§ Similarly, in order to address the court's concerns, should the Commission revise these numerical limits or is additional evidence available to further justify them?
§ How should the Commission address radio/television and newspaper/broadcast cross-ownership issues?

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Thursday, June 22, 2006

THIS JUST IN! PSYCHIC CASEY SAYS "HONEY, THEY SHRUNK THE ARMY!"

BULLY BOY PRESS -DC.

THIS JUST IN!

GEORGE CASEY IS KNOWN FOR MANY THINGS: POINTING AT REPORTERS AS THOUGH HE WERE SHOOTING A GUN, PURSING HIS LIPS LIKE ONE OF THOSE UGLY "REAL" MODELS IN A CK1 ADVERTISEMENT, AND BEING A FOUR STAR GENERAL.

HE'S JUST ADDED A NEW SKILL TO HIS RESUME! FORETELLER OF THE FUTURE!

PSYCHIC GEORGE, THE BIG ENCHILADA IN IRAQ, PREDICTS TODAY THAT THE U.S. MILITARY PRESENCE IN IRAQ WILL SHRINK.

WITH SECRETARY OF DEFENSE AND PROFESSIONAL LIAR DONALD RUMSFELD AT HIS SIDE, PSYCHIC GEORGE DECLARED, "I'M CONFIDENT THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE TO TAKE REDUCTIONS OVER THE COURSE OF THIS YEAR."

BEFORE YOU RAISE YOUR HAND TO SHOW YOU TOO ARE SURE, REMEMBER HE WAS STANDING BESIDE THE PROFESSIONAL LIAR.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID IN JANUARY OF THIS YEAR, "THE FORCES ARE STRETCHED. I DON'T THINK THERE IS ANY QUESTION ABOUT THAT."

HAVE MORE FORCES BEEN PUT ON THE GROUND? HAVE RECRUITMENT LEVELS SOARED? DID THE CHAOS AND VIOLENCE STOP IN IRAQ?

NO. NO. AND, NO.

BUT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WANT THE TROOPS HOME, THERE'S AN ELECTION IN NOVEMBER AND PROFESSIONAL LIAR DONALD RUMSFELD TROTTED CASEY OUT TO DO A 'TRICK' FOR THE PRESS. TOMORROW, RUMORS SAY, RUMSFELD WILL THROW A STICK ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN AND GENERAL CASEY WILL RETRIEVE IT.


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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

THIS JUST IN! WHO'S TRAVELING WITH THE BULLY BOY!


BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

WHO'S TRAVELING WITH THE BULLY BOY!

AS THE GLOBE REPORTS LAURA'S WALKED OUT ON THE BULLY BOY OF THE UNITED STATES, WHO IS THAT WOMAN TRAVELING THROUGH AUSTRIA WITH HIM?

BULLY BOY PRESS EXCLUSIVE. IT'S THE LOOK ALIKE IMPOSTER WHO HAS BEEN SHOWING UP AT WHITE HOUSE PRESS CONFERENCES SOUSED ON LONE START BEER.

THE ALLEGED FIRST LADY LAURA SAID IN AUSTRIA TODAY, "WE GET UP ABOUT 5:30 A.M. THE . . . [UNINTELLIGABLE; EDITOR'S NOTE: "BULLY BOY"] GETS UP AND GOES IN AND GETS THE COFFEE AND BRINGS IT BACK TO ME IN BED. VERY NICE OF HIM."


GOES IN? "GOES IN?"

GOES IN WHERE? TO DENNY'S?

THE FIRST LADY IMPOSTER IS OBVIOUSLY UNAWARE THAT COFFEE IS MADE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. WILL ANYONE NOTICE?



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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

THIS JUST IN! TONY SNOW THINKS HE'S PARIS HITLON!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

TONY SNOW THINKS HE'S PARIS HILTON.

PRESSED TO ADDRESS THAT FACT THAT NORTH KOREA SEEMS UNWILLING TO PAY THE UNITED STATES NO EVER MIND, WHITE HOUSE MOUTH TONY SNOW DECLARED THAT NORTH KOREA WAS HEARING THE U.S. LOUD AND CLEAR IN A NON "YOU HEAR ME NOW?" CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL.

SNOW STATED THAT EVEN IF THE UNITED STATES WAS IN THE DARK, NORTH KOREA KNEW, THEY DAMN WELL KNEW. THEY GOT THE MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR.

"DOESN'T MEAN THEY DON'T HEAR IT. IT JUST MEANS YOU DON'T."

CONTRAST WITH PARIS HILTON IN APRIL OF 2005: "IT'S NOT BIG SECRET THAT NICOLE AND I HARD NO LONGER FRIENDS. I WILL NOT GO INTO THE DETAILS OF WHAT HAPPENED. ALL I WILL SAY IS THAT NICOLE KNOWS WHAT SHE DID AND THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY ABOUT IT."

SAID A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE WHO IS NOT FORMER WHITE HOUSE PET SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, "WHAT'S NEXT? THE TONY SNOW SEX TAPE? THINGS WERE SO MUCH CLASSIER WHEN I WAS -- WHEN THAT NICE SCOTT MCLELLAN WAS WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY."


"OH WELL," THE UNNAMED INSIDE SOURCE SHRUGGED BEFORE ASKING, "THINK FOX WOULD LET ME AUDITION FOR THE SIMPLE LIFE?"


HEADING OFF TO AUDITION FOR A SEASON OF THE SIMPLE LIFE.







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Thursday, June 15, 2006

THIS JUST IN! IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY ...

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY ...
 
HE WILL BE TREATED WITH THE REVERENCE BEFITTING A GOD.
 
NO ONE WILL CALL HIM "MR. BULLY BOY" AND NO ONE WILL SMACK GUM.
 
ONLY ONE SASS MOUTH IS ALLOWED IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY AND THAT SASS MOUTH BELONGS TO THE ALMIGHTY BULLY BOY -- AND TO HIM ONLY.
 
TODAY, BULLY BOY HANDED DOWN ANOTHER COMMANDMENT:
 
THOU SHALT NOT WEAR SUNGLASSES IN MY PRESENCE.
 
BULLY BOY MOCKED AND RIDICULED A REPORTER WHO WORE SUNGLASSES.  LIKE A SPOILED BABY OR A PETTY TYRANT, BULLY BOY WAS AT HIS MOST PRISSY AND MOST RIDICULOUS AS HE FORGOT, YET AGAIN, THAT HE IS NOT A KING, HE IS NOT A GOD AND HE IS NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO ASK DIRECTIONS FROM LET ALONE BE IMPRESSED BY.
 
HE IS A SERVANT OF THE PEOPLE.
 
BUT TODAY HE BEHAVED LIKE HIS OWN MOTHER, SNARLING BEHIND A JOKE: PETTY AND CATTY.
 
IN THE CHURCH OF THE BULLY BOY, THE NUMBER ONE COMMANDMENT, ABOVE ALL OTHERS IS THAT THE BULLY BOY MUST BE WORSHIPPED.  NUMBER TWO IS THAT HE MUST BE HUMORED.
 
 
 
 

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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

THIS JUST IN! A BULLY BABY IS BORN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
A BULLY BABY IS BORN!
 
TO THE TAX PAYERS OF AMERICA, ON THIS FINE DAY, COMES THE NEWS OF A BULLY BOY BEING BORN.  "HARK!" THE TERRIBLE BULLIES SING, "JOY TO THE SCREW THE TAX PAYER THING."
 
IN THE FALL OF 2005, THE U.S. CONGRESS DECIDED THAT THE CENTER FOR DISEASE CONTROL'S JET SHOULD BE SHARED WITH HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY MICHAEL LEAVITT "IN TIMES OF EMERGENCIES AND IN THE DAYS FOLLOWING SUCH EMERGENCIES."
 
LEAVITT HAS TAKEN THAT TO MEAN HE CAN MAKE 19 TRIPS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE NON-EMERGENCY TASK OF PRESS CONFERENCES FOR NON-EMERGENCY ISSUES.  HE HAS USED THE JET ON 19 TRIPS AT A COST TO TAX PAYERS OF AT LEAST $720,000
 
TWICE, WHEN THERE WERE ACTUAL EMERGENCIES FOR THE CDC "THE CDC WAS FORCED TO USE ANOTHER PLANE BEACUASE LEAVITT WAS USING THE GULFSTREAM."
 
AS THE 1ST SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICESTO HAVE ACCESS THE PLANE FOR EMERGENCIES ALONE, MIKE LEAVITT HAS DEMONSTRATED, IN LESS THAN SIX MONTHS, THAT HE CAN FIND A NUMBER OF USES FOR IT AND IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT'S NON-EMERGENCY TASKS -- AFTER ALL, THE TAX PAYERS ARE FOOTING THIS BILL.
 
VICE-PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY WAS HEARD TO COO, "I WANT TO HOLD THE IDDY BIDDY BULLY BAY JUST AS SOON AS BULLY BOY'S DONE NURSING HIM,  YES, I DO. YES, I DO.  WHO'S THE BULLY BABY?  WHO'S THE LITTLE BULLY BABY?  MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!  MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!  I LIKE TO SLING THEM AT DONNIE [RUMSFELD] SO MAKE A POOPIE DIAPER!"
 
 
 

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Tuesday, June 13, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY TRIES TO HOLLER 'TROOPS HOME NOW!'

BULLY BOY WAS FLOWN INTO BAGHAD. HE EMERGED FROM THE PLANE, WHICH HE DID NOT FLY, WEARING A TIE.

WHEN ASKED THE COLOR, HE ANSWERED, "AZURE?"

LOOKING AROUND HE SAW SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE NODDING.

"AZURE," HE SAID MORE CONFIDENTLY. "I SURE. AZURE."

AND HOW DID THEY DECIDE TO COME TO IRAQ?

"BY PLANE!" BULLY BOY GIGGLED.


BASKING IN THE PRESS ATTENTION BULLY BOY SCUFFED HIS SHOE AGAINST THE GROUND, GRINNED AND DECLARED, "THE FATE OF THE COUNTRY IS IN YOUR HANDS."

SHOCKED IRAQIS, PUPPETS AND OTHERS, STARED AT ONE ANOTHER OPEN MOUTHED WHILE BULLY BOY GIGGLED AND NODDED.

"TROOPS H --" BULLY BOY WAS IN THE MIDST OF SAYING WHEN CONDI SWATTED HIM ON THE ASS.

"THAT'S IT BUSTER BULLY BROWN!" RICE SNAPPED. "NO GAMEBOY FOR YOU ON THE RIDE HOME!"

AS BULLY BOY MARCHED TOWARDS THE CORNER SECRETARY RICE POINTED HIM TOWARDS, RICE EXPLAINED THAT, OF COURSE, BULLY BOY WAS JUST JOKING.




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Monday, June 12, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY TRIES TO KNUCKLE DOWN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - CAMP DAVID
 
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY TRIES TO KNUCKLE DOWN.
 
BULLY BOY IS HERE AT CAMP DAVID WITH "TOP WAR COMMANDERS" WHO WILL TALK TO HIM ABOUT IRAQ.  THE TWO-DAY TUTORIAL WILL BE INTENSIVE BUT CONDI RICE HAS BROUGHT THE TRAVEL YAHTZEE FOR THE ADULTS AS WELL AS CHUTES AND LADDERS FOR THE BULLY BOY.
 
IF HE CAN REMEMBER WHICH IS IRAQ AND WHICH IS IRAN, HE'LL GET TO PLAY WITH PLAYSTATION BUT, OTHERWISE, IT'S STRICTLY ETCH A SKETCH.
 
 
 
 
 

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Friday, June 09, 2006

THIS JUST IN! IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

IRAQ PRIME MINISTER NOURI AL-MALIKI FLIES JETS!

THE OCCUPATION PUPPET GOT HIS STRINGS PULLED AS BULLY BOY FARMED OUT MORE DUTIES.

ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT, 2 500-POUND BOMBS WERE DROPPED ON OR NEAR OR A FEW HOPS AND A SKIP FROM A HOUSE BELIEVED TO BE HOUSING THE MYTHIC ZARQAWI.

IT HAS NOW EMERGED THAT ZARQAWI OR "ZARQAWI" DID NOT DIE IMMEDIATELY IN THE BLAST.

BULLY BOY PRESS BREAKS THE EXCLUSIVE SHOCKER. THURSDAY NIGHT TONY BLAIR, POODLE AND BRITISH PRIME MINISTER, AND BULLY BOY PHONED NOURI AL-MALIKI "CONGRATULATING HIM ON AL-ZARQAWI'S DEATH."

AL-MALIKI WAS FLYING THE PLANE THAT DROPPED THE TWO BOMBS.

NEXT UP, BULLY BOY INTENDS TO HAVE HIM RESURFACING THE ROADS IN BASRA.






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Thursday, June 08, 2006

THIS JUST IN! AMERICANS STILL HATE BULLY BOY'S WAR OF CHOICE!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

AMERICANS STILL HATE BULLY BOY'S WAR OF CHOICE!

DESPITE DISPLAYING PHOTOS OF A DEAD MAN LIKE BULLY BOY HAD JUST PASSED HIM THROUGH THE BIRTHING CANAL, AMERICANS STILL HATE WAR.

A NEW POLL OUT TODAY FOUND THAT 59% OF AMERICANS DISAPPROVE OF THE WAR.

SAID KARL ROVE, "OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PUT SOME MORE BODIES ON SHOW. WE'RE GOING TO NEED THEM QUICK. SOMEBODY GIVE CHENEY A GUN."




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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
BULLY BOY'S THE ONE GETTING TURNED DOWN!
 
A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE ASKING TO BE KNOWN AS SHALLOW THROAT CALLED FROM THE MAYFLOWER HOTEL WITH A TIP.  SHALLOW THROAT SAID THE BULLY BOY WAS NOT TURNING DOWN THE PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE FROM A MAN, HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO PROPOSE HIMSELF.
 
"IT'S ALL INTER-RELATED," SAID SHALLOW THROAT, "CONNECT THE DOTS AND YOU'LL SEE THAT HE'S A SPURNED MAN ACTING OUT OF ANGER BECAUSE HE WAS TURNED DOWN BY -- OH CRAP!  I'M OUT OF LONE STAR BEER."
 
WITH THAT SHALLOW THROAT HUNG UP.
 
PIECING TOGETHER THE DOTS, BULLY BOY PRESS IS ABLE TO DECLARE THAT IT IS INDEED ALL RELATED.
 
CONNECT THE DOTS.
 
 
 
 
OPERATING UNDER SHALLOW THROAT'S PREMISE, BULLY BOY'S ACTIONS IN THE LAST FEW DAYS HAVE BEEN BASED ON HIS ROMANTIC PURSUIT OF HUGO CHAVEZ BEING SPURNED.
 
 
 

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Monday, June 05, 2006

THIS JUST IN! MTV SNUB LEADS TO PROPOSED BAN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

MTV SNUB LEADS TO PROPOSED BAN!

THIS AFTERNOON BULLY BOY BLUSTERED ON ABOUT THE NEED FOR AN AMENDMENT TO BAN GAY MARRIAGE.

"OUR POLICIES SHOULD AIM TO STRENGTHEN FAMILIES, NOT UNDERMINE THEM," SAID THE BULLY BOY DESPITE RUMORS THAT THE FIRST LADY NOW LIVES IT UP IN THE MAYFLOWER HOTEL IN SOME SORT OF CATHERINE DENEUVE BELLE DE JOUR TAKE OFF.

WHILE SOME ARE SEING THE LATEST ATTEMPT TO SCARE MIDDLE AMERICA AS JUST ANOTHER TACTIC TO SCARE UP VOTERS, INSIDERS ARE SAYING THAT IT'S ACTUALLY MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT.

"THIS GAY SEX SPEECH," SAID ONE INSDER, "IS ALL ABOUT DICK. DICK CONTROLS BULLY BOY."

INDEED.







AND DICK'S FEELING MIGHTY TICKED OFF AFTER SUNDAY NIGHT'S MTV MOVIE AWARDS CONTINUED HIS LOSING STREAK. NOT ONLY WAS BROKEDOWN DEMOCRACY SHUT OUT OF ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS BUT EFFORTS AT AN INTENSIVE WRITE-IN CAMPAIGN TO GRAB A BUCKET OF GOLD PLATED POPCORN AT THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS FAILED MISERABLY.

INSTEAD OF WINNING BEST MOVIE KISS, CHENEY (AND BULLY BOY) LOST OUT TO JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND HEATH LEDGER. CONDI RICE ATTEMPTED TO CONSOLE VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY BY TELLING HIM THAT "NO ONE COULD HAVE GUESSED" THAT HE AND BULLY BOY WOULD BE SHUT OUT OF ALL THE AWARDS.

WELL NOTORIUS DICK WASN'T HAVING IT.

AND HE WASN'T ABOUT TO LET JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND HEATH LEDGER GRAB ALL THE HEADLINES.

"I WON'T BE PUNKED BY TWO YOUNGS PUNKS!" CHENEY HOLLERED BEFORE ORDERING BULLY BOY TO GET HIS "CANDY ASS" OUT FRONT AND CENTER AND KNOCK GYLLENHAAL AND LEDGER OUT OF THE NEWS CYCLE.

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Friday, June 02, 2006

THIS JUST IN! CONDI RICE SAYS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR IRAN!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

CONDI RICE SAYS TIME IS RUNNING OUT FOR IRAN.

SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE TAKES HER JOB VERY SERIOUSLY.

OR AS SERIOUSLY AS SHE UNDERSTANDS HER JOB.

TODAY SHE ANNOUNCED THAT IRAN BETTER RESPOND QUICKLY. THEN SHE "PRESSES" THEM TO RESPOND. THEN SHE DECLARED IT WAS IRAN'S "MOMENT OF TRUTH."

"AFFAIRS OF THE HEART ARE AFFAIRS OF THE STATE," EXPLAINED CONDI. "BULLY BOY'S TRYING REAL HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT FOR THE FACE TO FACE. I WILL NOT HAVE HIM LEFT THE FAT GIRL PLAYING WALLFLOWER AT THE DANCE. THAT HURTS. I KNOW."







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Thursday, June 01, 2006

THIS JUST IN! FATTY DEPOSITS ON THE BOOTIE MAKE BULLY BOY BLUSH!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.
 
THIS JUST IN!
 
FATTY DEPOSITS ON THE BOOTIE MAKE BULLY BOY BLUSH!
 
 
JUST YESTERDAY, BULLY BOY WAS GIDDY AT THE IDEA OF MEETING WITH IRAN.  THEN THIS MORNING, EVERY THING CHANGED.
 
 
 
 
NOT EXACLY "I'D LIKE TO TEACH THE WORLD TO SING . . . IN PERFECT HARMONY."
 
 
WHAT HAD BULLY BOY SPITTING MAD?  SO ANGRY HE USED "ABSTINENCE" IN PLACE OF "OBSTINANCE"?
 
 
A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, REVEALED THAT THE MORNING PRIOR TO THE SPEECH HAD BEEN SPENT IN FRONT OF A THREE-WAY-MIRROR WITH VARIOUS BATHING SUITS.  BULLY BOY WAS PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE MICRO-BIKINI, THE STRING BIKININ AND THE BRAZILIAN BIKINI. 
 
 
AFTER BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH SECRETARY OF STATE CONDI RICE FOR 30 MINUTES, SHE FINALLY SAID HE COULD TRY THEM ON.
 
 
GETTING INTO THE MOOD, ALBERTO GONZALES, WORLD CHAMPION IN THE BILLIE JEAN KING LOOK ALIKE CONTEST AND ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE UNITED STATES, SAID, "HEY, I'LL TRY ON THE THE ONE WITH THE TRIANGLE TOP AND THE STRING SIDE BOTTOM.  I'VE GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, UNLIKE THE PRESS THAT I WILL CRUSH UNTIL THEY SPIT OUT EACH AND EVERY SOURCE THEY'VE EVER HAD AND BEG ME FOR MERCY BECAUSE I AM THE LORD AND THE AVENGER AND I WILL --"
 
NOTICING EVERYONE STARING AT HIM, ALBERTO SHRUGGED AND BEGAN SQUEEZING INTO HIS BIKINI.
 
 
TWIRLING AROUND, HE SEEMED QUITE PLEASED THOUGH HE DID WONDER IF IT CAME IN YELLOW?
 
 
BULLY BOY, ON THE OTHER HAND BURST INTO TEARS. 
 
 
POINTING TO THE FATTY DEPOSITS ON BOTH OF HIS OWN CHEEKS (REAR CHEEKS), BULLY BOY SLAPPED THEM AND THEY DISAPPEARED INTO A FRENZY OF WAVES AND RIPPLES.
 
 
CONDI ATTEMPTED TO REASSURE HIM THAT THIS WAS PERFECTLY NORMAL BUT BULLY BOY POINTED OUT THAT ALBERTO DIDN'T HAVE THEM "AND HE'S A BIG BONED GUY." 
 
 
 
CONDI'S ATTEMPTS TO CALM HIM DOWN WERE OF LITTLE HELP AS BULLY BOY WORKED HIMSELF INTO A TIZZY INSISTING HE WAS SO FAT THAT NO 1 WOULD EVER WANT HIM AND THERE WAS NO WAY HE WAS GOING TO THE BEACH THIS SUMMER, "NOT WITH ALL THAT JUNK IN MY TRUNK!"
 
 
 
"THAT'S WHY," THE SOURCE EXPLAINED, "HE USED 'FIRM' AND 'ABSTINENCE.'  'FIRM' BECAUSE HE CAN'T FORGET THE SIGHT OF ALBERTO IN THE BIKINI AND
'ABSTINENCE'  BECAUSE HE'S GIVING UP SWEETS UNTIL HE CAN MAKE A DENT IN THOSE FATTY ROLLS.  THERE'S EVEN TALK OF REPLACING DONALD RUMSFELD AS SECRETARY OF DEFENSE WITH JERROD FROM SUBWAY."
 
 
 
 
 

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

THIS JUST IN! BULLY BOY ALMOST READY FOR BIKINI SEASON!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.


THIS JUST IN!

BULLY BOY ALMOST READY FOR BIKINI SEASON!

HAVING LOST SIX OF THE SELF-DEFINED TEN POUNDS NEEDED, BULLY BOY IS SO PLEASED WITH HIS 'TRIM' FIGURE THAT CONDI RICE IS ANNOUNCING THAT IRAN AND BULLY BOY MAY BE GETTING CLOSE TO A FACE TO FACE.

AS READERS OF THE BULLY BOY PRESS REMEMBER, BULLY BOY HAS HAD TO STALL OFF REQUESTS FOR CONTACT FROM IRAN AS HE ATTEMPTED TO LOSE TEN POUNDS, WHAT HE HAS CALLED HIS "FROSHMAN TEN" REFERRING TO THE TEN POUNDS WIDELY RUMORED TO BE GAINED IN THE FIRST YEAR.

THOUGH CURRENTLY IN THE SIXTH YEAR OF HIS OCCUPATION OF THE OVAL OFFICE, BULLY BOY SEES HIMSELF AS BEING ON A LEARNING CURVE WHICH IS ABOUT AS LIKELY AS THE LONG RUMORED 'TURNED CORNER' IN IRAQ.


CONDITIONS FOR THE FACE TO FACE ARE BEING SET AND ARE RUMORED TO INCLUDE THAT IF THE BULLY BOY DOES NOT LOSE THE LAST FOUR POUNDS, NO ONE CAN COMMENT ON THAT OR MAKE JOKES OF "FATTY-FATTY, WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"
(THE ANSWER TO THAT WHIMSICAL TAUNT IS , OF COURSE, IS CONDI RICE.)

A FORMER WHITE HOUSE OFFICIAL, NOT SCOTTY MCCLELLAN, HONEST, SAYS THAT BULLY BOY HAS HIS EYES ON A POLKADOT TWO-PIECE BUT SECRETARY OF STATE RICE IS ADVISING THAT A VERTICAL STRIPE PATTERN WOULD BE MORE "SLIMMING."

"HE POUTS WHEN SHE BRINGS THAT UP," SAID UNIDENTIFIED SOURCE. "HE REALLY HAS HIS HEART SET ON DOTS. HE SAYS THEY REMIND HIM OF THE MAP OF ALL THE U.S. BASES HE'D LIKE TO SET UP AROUND THE GLOBE."

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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

THIS JUST IN! HORN DOG BULLY BOY KEEPS ON TAPPING!

BULLY BOY PRESS - DC.

THIS JUST IN!

HORN DOG BULLY BOY KEEPS ON TAPPING!

SNOW'S OUT, PAULSON'S IN.

NO, NOT TONY SNOW. JOHN SNOW.

REMEMBER WHEN BULLY BOY TAPPED HIM SOME TONY SNOW?

BULLY BOY "TAPS PAULSON" -- AND WHAT DOES THE FIRST LADY THINK ABOUT THAT????????


ANNOUNCING THE NEWLY TAPPED HENRY M. PAULSON JR. BECOMING TREASURY SECRETARY, BULLY BOY DECLARED THAT PAULSON HAD "AN ABILITY TO EXPLAIN ECONOMIC ISSUES IN CLEAR TERMS."


A WHITE HOUSE SOURCE, NOT SCOTT MCCLELLAN, REVEALED THAT MEANS,
"HE TELLS THE BULLY BOYS IT'S FOUR QUARTERS IN A DOLLAR, NOT THREE. YOU'D BE SURPRISED HOW OFTEN BULLY BOY ASKS FOR CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR AND GETS RIPPED OFF. KARL ROVE PROBABLY POCKETS AN EXTRA 20 BUCKS A WEEK OFF THAT ALONE."


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Monday, May 29, 2006

The news

Good morning, it's Memorial Day, Monday, May 29, 2006. Here are a collection of news stories put together by The Third Estate Sunday Review's Dona, Jess, Ty, Ava and Jim;
Cedric of Cedric's Big Mix;
Wally of The Daily Jot,
Trina of Trina's Kitchen
and Dallas.

Starting with the Iraq snapshot.

In Baghdad Sunday, Sheik Osama al-Jadaan and at least one of his bodyguards is dead as a result of an ambush. al-Jadaan had been seen by some as an ally with the US administration. al-Jadaan and the bodyguard were among the at least nine Iraqis who were killed on Sunday, roadside bombs continued to be a party of Iraqi daily life and another daily feature continued as at least ten more corpses were found in Baghdad. There have been sixty American military deaths for the month of May bringing the fatality count to 2464 since the illegal invasion in March of 2003. In addition to American military helicopter pilots are missing, the AFP reports, after the helicopter crashed on Saturday. In Baquba, a new feature to the occupation emerged as three severed heads were flung out of a moving vehicle. Near Baquba, Monday has already seen eleven die from a bombing, Reuters reports. This as the United States Pentagon believes their investigation into the apparent slaughter of civilians in Haditha is winding down -- the estimated 24 civilians died in November. United States House Representative John Mutha maintains that what happened in November is as important as apparent attempts to cover up the events and to stall an investigation into them.
United States Senator John Warner has stated that the Senate Arms Committee, which he chairs, will hold a full investigation into "what happened . . . when it happened . . . what was the immediate reaction of the senior officers."

Meanwhile Nouri al-Maliki, Iraqi prime minister, has failed to meet another one of his predicitions. He set a date for himself to establish his cabinet and he didn't meet it. He just managed to meet the constitutional deadline (May 22) for the cabinet but did so only by
leaving posts vacant. Last week, he announced that he would be fill the vacant posts this weekend. Unless Iraq's having a three day weekend, he's again failed another of his own predicitions -- there remains no heads for the interior, defense and homeland security ministries.

This as Andy McSmith reports (Independent of London) that British troops in Iraq are now being attacked attacked sixty times a month since the start of the year, an increase of 26% since last year. This as the BBC reports that at least 1,000 British troops have deserted since the start of the illegal war.

In Indonesia, an earthquake on Saturday has now claimed the lives of at least 5115.
Heavy rains are preventing some attempts at rescue. This as the Phillipines have been hit with an earthquake that measured 5.3 on the Richter scale -- no injuries or deaths are reported.
The Indonesian earthquake was measured 6.2 on the Richter scale and the United Nations Disaster Assessment and Coordination (UNDAC) immediately went on alert with news of the quake. Aid agencies, including the Indoensian Red Cross, began providing assistance on Saturday including foods; however, as noted earlier, heavy rains are preventing some attempts at rescue and relief. IPS reports that this is Indonesia's worst disaster since the tsunami in December 2004 and that doctors and medical supplies are in short supply.
"The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies is launching an emergency appeal for 12 million Swiss francs ($9.79 million USD/ €7.68 million) to support the Indonesian Red Cross (PMI) in providing assistance to the survivors of the earthquake." As noted on KPFA's Evening News Sunday, people are sleeping in the streets as they await emergency assistance and the United States government has pledged 2.5 million dollars while the Euopean Union has pledged 3.8 million dollars.


In the United States, fire fighters have discovered the body of another victim of last fall's Hurricane Katrina "in the rear laundry room" of a New Orleans house they were searching.
The current official count of those killed by Hurricane Katrina is 1577.

In Afghanistan, a demonstration was held following a traffic incident. The BBC reports that four died when a US convoy entered rush hour traffic. The AP reports that three humvees were involved on the US side and quotes eye witness Mohammad Wali, "The American convoy hit all the vehicles which were in their way. They didn't care about the civilians at all." At least four demonstrators have died, shot by "U.S. and Afghan security forces."

Meanwhile, as the situation on the ground in East Timor grows more dangerous and deadly,
the United Nations is relocating UN family members and non-essential staff to Darwin Australia. Last week, East Timor handed over security duties to Australian forces following shootings, houses being set on fire and other violence. East Timor's president and prime minister are holding talks to discuss resolutions to the current situation while crowds have gathered outside the presidential palace calling for the resignation of the prime minister. The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Screscent Socities trace the current wave of violence to
March of this year and are attempting to assist over 25,000 displaced persons. The IFRCRSS's estimates that 50,000 have left their homes due to the current violence. As the violence continues Australia's Federal Justice Minister Chris Ellison has been quoted as saying,
"The United Nations, though, was the lead agency in all of this and the United Nations was, it had planned to pull out in a month's time. So I think really it's a question of the United Nations in this issue of whether people pulled out or not. It was the lead agency, not Australia." Peter Lewis reports that the New Zealand embassy in East Timor had to temporarily relocate the the Australian embassay due to threats from "armed thugs."


Yesterday, though the San Francisco Giants lost to the Colorado Rockies, Barry Bonds broke Babe Ruth's record for home runs. Bonds' 715 home runs now leaves him ahead of Ruth but behind Hank Aaron (755).

Though it seems long ago that Harriet Miers was in the running for the United States Supreme Court, those who remember the media coverage will remember Texas Supreme Court Justice Nathan Hecht. The media friendly Hecht has received an admonishment from the Texas Commission on Judicial Conduct for "improperly using his position" to promote Miers in an estimated "120 newspaper, TV and radio interviews" after he offered his services to the White House as some sort of go-to-guy for the media. Hecht is appealing the admonishment. In other United States governmental news, Feminist Wire Daily reports Brett Kavanaugh confirmation to the US Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia "by a 57-36 vote." The Washington Post once described Kavanaugh as "a protege" of Kenneth Starr. In The Clinton Wars, Sidney Blumenthal recounts David Brock's statement that while watching the 1998 State of the Union address, Kavanaugh hissed "b*tch" at the TV when Hillary Clinton was shown onscreen. The co-author of the Starr Report now holds a lifetime seat on the court.

In news on the NSA warrantless, illegal spying on American citizens, Bully Boy is attempting to invoke the "state secrets privilege" to stop legal actions. The Center for Constitutional Rights Shayna Kadidal notes, "The Bush Administration is trying to crush a very strong case against domestic spying without any evidence or argument. This is a mysterious and undemocratic request, since the administration says the reason the court is being asked to drop the case is a secret. I think it's a clear choice: can the President tell the courts which cases they can rule on? If so, the courts will never be able to hold the President accountable for breaking the law. If the Executive Branch can secretly squash legal challenges to its conduct like this, then American democracy as we know it is in danger." The administration filed papers Friday arguing that "New York and Michigan to dismiss a pair of lawsuits filed over the National Security Agency's domestic eavesdropping program, saying litigating them would jeopardize state secrets." Also attempting to quash legal actions that might lead to further embarrasment is AT&T "which filed a 25-page legal brief" arguing that the Electronic Frontier Foundation's class action suit should be dismissed. The AT&T brief had contained redactions but a few simple computer steps allowed the redactions to be made visible. The brief does not confirm the existance of the secret room (reported on in Wired's "Whistle-Blower's Evidence, Uncut" and "AT&T's Implementation of NSA Spying on American Citizens, 31 December 2005") but argues that "'the same physical equipment could be utilized exclusively for other surveillance in full compliance with' the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act."

In other news, Amnesty is launching Irrepressible.info to highlight "governments using the net to suppress dissent."

In Cannes, director Ken Loach has won the prestigious Palme d'Or for his film on Ireland's fight for independence from England -- The Wind That Shakes the Barley. Reuters reports "The 69-year-old film maker told Reuters in an interview earlier in the festival that the Irish fight for independence against an empire imposing its will on a foreign people had resonances with the US occupation of Iraq today."


Amy Goodman noted the scheduled topic for today's Democracy Now! (noted on Thursday's Democracy Now!):

On Monday, we bring you an exclusive interview with British Lieutenant Commander Steve Tatham, former head of the British Royal Navy's Media Operations in the Northern Arabian Gulf during the Iraq invasion. He’s author of Losing Arab Hearts and Minds.

In addition to being able to watch it on TV or listen to it on the radio, remember that you can listen, watch or read (transcripts) online at Democracy Now!

This morning on KPFK (time given is PST):


Uprising! --
Weekday Mornings from 8:00 to 9:00 am
Coming up on Uprising on Monday May 29th: A memorial day special with Stephen Kinzer on Overthrow : America's Century of Regime Change from Hawaii to Iraq.

This evening on WBAI (time given is EST):

7:00-midnight: Building Bridges-Your Community and Labor Report
With Mimi Rosenberg and Ken Nash, a five-hour marathon special featuring Greg Palast's latest investigative book,
Armed Madhouse : Who's Afraid of Osama Wolf?, China Floats, Bush Sinks, The Scheme to Steal '08, No Child's Behind Left, and Other Dispatches from the Front Lines of the Class War.

Thought for the day from the Mamas and the Papas's "Too Late" (off the album The Papas & the Mamas) : "Cause when the mind that once was open shuts / And you knock on the door, nobody answers anymore/ When the love and trust has turned to dust/ When the mind that once was open shuts . . ." ("and no one can get in").